Shae 🍫🦄
@five3shawty.bsky.social
Hell goin on ova here|Wholesome GA 🍑 Geech|80sBaby♏️
This ain't the Love Connection & I ain't lookin for da chewin ✋🏾🛑🙅🏾♀️|I'm not flirtin, I'm just conversin|Here for shits n giggles...DAS IT!
This ain't the Love Connection & I ain't lookin for da chewin ✋🏾🛑🙅🏾♀️|I'm not flirtin, I'm just conversin|Here for shits n giggles...DAS IT!
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Must be from my earlier months on here
Must be from my earlier months on here
@five3shawty.bsky.social has swears! They've used 1,415 profanities in their last 8,913 posts.
🥇 "shit" (311 times)
🥈 "damn" (282 times)
🥉 "ass" (232 times)
🥇 "shit" (311 times)
🥈 "damn" (282 times)
🥉 "ass" (232 times)
November 29, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Must be from my earlier months on here
Must be from my earlier months on here
Saw a reel yesterday for the UGA/Tech game of Pickens throwin buddy head first into the wall with one hand. Been and will always be a menace lol
November 29, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Saw a reel yesterday for the UGA/Tech game of Pickens throwin buddy head first into the wall with one hand. Been and will always be a menace lol
😂😂😂😭😭
I’ve never seen a football player deliver an insult this cutting & succinct before
November 29, 2025 at 4:22 PM
😂😂😂😭😭
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Hotel sleep >> Regular sleep
November 29, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Hotel sleep >> Regular sleep
@profanity.accountant Let them know I'm wholesome please
November 29, 2025 at 3:57 PM
@profanity.accountant Let them know I'm wholesome please
😳 It's probably best I don't ask how this came about
I’m not coochie size shaming, I know they stretch, but 5 tampons AND a dick is like…a lot of room for an average day
November 29, 2025 at 3:48 PM
😳 It's probably best I don't ask how this came about
Damn that fire pit tonight
November 29, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Damn that fire pit tonight
Women with waist beads don't be bothering nobody
November 29, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Women with waist beads don't be bothering nobody
I beg your pardon?
Fellas… If they got waist beads , they’re more dangerous than the ones with the double nose piercings . stay woke !
November 29, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I beg your pardon?
Nope
Are you putting up your tree today?
November 28, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Nope
Real
November 28, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Real
Clowned tf outta the Bengals with everything burnt 🤣
November 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Clowned tf outta the Bengals with everything burnt 🤣
Damn Josh 😂😂😂
November 28, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Damn Josh 😂😂😂
Remembering the legend Sean Taylor today #RIP21
a football game is being played between the washington redskins and the philadelphia eagles
ALT: a football game is being played between the washington redskins and the philadelphia eagles
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Remembering the legend Sean Taylor today #RIP21
I said I was blockin u top of the year, but u gotta go ret nie!
Sweet potato pie is TRASH
November 27, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I said I was blockin u top of the year, but u gotta go ret nie!
Happy Gobble Gobble Day y'all
November 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Happy Gobble Gobble Day y'all
And do
Lmmfao! Yeah cause every dude got a nickname in the group chat
When in doubt… Send her some money.
It might not work out in your favor but at least you won’t get called broke in the group chat.
It might not work out in your favor but at least you won’t get called broke in the group chat.
November 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
And do
Reposted by Shae 🍫🦄
TAXES. You’re telling me you’re gonna take some when my paycheck hits, then again when I pay bills, then again when I buy food, then again when I do anything fun, then again when I want to learn, then again for the rest of my life after I pay off my house for 30 years that you took taxes all 30 yrs?
January 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
TAXES. You’re telling me you’re gonna take some when my paycheck hits, then again when I pay bills, then again when I buy food, then again when I do anything fun, then again when I want to learn, then again for the rest of my life after I pay off my house for 30 years that you took taxes all 30 yrs?
I mean...
My virginity always grows back whenever I decide to make the sex and be done with it
My virginity always grows back whenever I decide to make the sex and be done with it
November 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I mean...
My virginity always grows back whenever I decide to make the sex and be done with it
My virginity always grows back whenever I decide to make the sex and be done with it
Choose yourself, don't settle for shit, don't wait to live yo best life
What has this year taught you?
November 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Choose yourself, don't settle for shit, don't wait to live yo best life