Vella
@mzvxb.bsky.social
Blackity BLACK 47 years young woman (she/her), L.A. native, with tons of layers, a heart of gold, fierce roots and a knack for sarcasm that rivals the best. Hoping for a genuine belly laugh soon. Will keep you updated. 🙋🏾♀️ UPDATE: Got my belly laugh!
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It’s weeirddd.. 😆
February 13, 2026 at 2:52 PM
It’s weeirddd.. 😆
I think I REALLY have an issue with people who don’t understand personal space. It could be MY issue, tho. So.. this morning I was struggling. Maybe it was my perfume 🤔. I was wearing Lavande 31😏. No, he couldn’t see me shifting around like we were in a Tango!? *thought bubble closed. Headphones on*
February 13, 2026 at 3:00 AM
I think I REALLY have an issue with people who don’t understand personal space. It could be MY issue, tho. So.. this morning I was struggling. Maybe it was my perfume 🤔. I was wearing Lavande 31😏. No, he couldn’t see me shifting around like we were in a Tango!? *thought bubble closed. Headphones on*
Mmm..my face so soft and hydrated..mmm..!
February 13, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Mmm..my face so soft and hydrated..mmm..!
Everybody is passing bagged candy bundles around the office and the homegirl gives me one and waits. I squint and survey the bag …’is that an almond joy in there?’ She snatched the bag back and told me I get a zero for the day. I’m like no! wait! 😂😂
February 12, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Everybody is passing bagged candy bundles around the office and the homegirl gives me one and waits. I squint and survey the bag …’is that an almond joy in there?’ She snatched the bag back and told me I get a zero for the day. I’m like no! wait! 😂😂
It’s just that as a Pisces I know how angry I can get.
Like why they keep dissing us fo’?
Ion know, but I’m gon blow 👊🏾💥♍️
Ion know, but I’m gon blow 👊🏾💥♍️
February 12, 2026 at 4:36 PM
It’s just that as a Pisces I know how angry I can get.
Nothing pisses me off more than when someone backs into a parking spot on a one-way aisle. Cause guess what…if I’m coming down that aisle, you think you finna come the wrong way? Heh! You better figure it out, buddy.
February 12, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Nothing pisses me off more than when someone backs into a parking spot on a one-way aisle. Cause guess what…if I’m coming down that aisle, you think you finna come the wrong way? Heh! You better figure it out, buddy.
Let It Go by A$AP Ferg on Apple Music
Song · 2013 · Duration 4:42
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February 12, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Had to get a couple of my tats retouched yesterday and hello?! Owweeee..
February 12, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Had to get a couple of my tats retouched yesterday and hello?! Owweeee..
Fuck. I hate that I’m changed.
February 12, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Fuck. I hate that I’m changed.
My “blues”.
What y'all wearing today?
February 11, 2026 at 4:47 PM
My “blues”.
I love playing games like an arcade or at a fair or something . Mmm… if we go to the fair, I wanna try different foods. Mmm!!
Ladies, what has been your favorite date or type of dates?
February 11, 2026 at 2:07 AM
I love playing games like an arcade or at a fair or something . Mmm… if we go to the fair, I wanna try different foods. Mmm!!
All my selfies before I try to post them here..🥴
February 10, 2026 at 10:58 PM
All my selfies before I try to post them here..🥴
Man, the word “asks” is whopping my ass, currently. And why am I using it so much lately? Goddam..!
February 10, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Man, the word “asks” is whopping my ass, currently. And why am I using it so much lately? Goddam..!
🎵🎙️“Why can’t you be good? For me…for you...”🎵
February 10, 2026 at 2:31 AM
🎵🎙️“Why can’t you be good? For me…for you...”🎵
😅 over thinkers and perfectionist … so loud
February 9, 2026 at 8:39 PM
😅 over thinkers and perfectionist … so loud
Him: “I thought you changed your number.”
Me: Why would I change my number?..stupid
He hung up.
Me: Why would I change my number?..stupid
He hung up.
February 9, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Him: “I thought you changed your number.”
Me: Why would I change my number?..stupid
He hung up.
Me: Why would I change my number?..stupid
He hung up.
“Beauty” is so sick and delicious.
February 9, 2026 at 2:02 AM
“Beauty” is so sick and delicious.
This is Evan Peters real voice? Um..
February 9, 2026 at 12:47 AM
This is Evan Peters real voice? Um..
Our Gov declared today “Bad Bunny Day”. I need to find my outfit.
February 8, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Our Gov declared today “Bad Bunny Day”. I need to find my outfit.
Me all morning! “Bidibidibidibidi bum bum…bidibidi bum buuummmmm”
February 8, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Me all morning! “Bidibidibidibidi bum bum…bidibidi bum buuummmmm”
😂😂😂
I’ve had soooooo many requests this week of Durand running that I figured I might as well do a thread. Enjoy 🧵
February 8, 2026 at 4:47 PM
😂😂😂
This….a thousand times.
I love that I have been finding more men whose purpose for dating is “eating good food and looking at a pretty woman while I do it”
Cuz that *should be* the point.
Cuz that *should be* the point.
February 8, 2026 at 4:42 PM
This….a thousand times.
You can growl all you want, tummy. I’m not putting anything extra in you this time of night.
February 8, 2026 at 7:25 AM
You can growl all you want, tummy. I’m not putting anything extra in you this time of night.