Vella
@mzvxb.bsky.social
Blackity BLACK 47 years young woman (she/her), L.A. native, with tons of layers, a heart of gold, fierce roots and a knack for sarcasm that rivals the best. Hoping for a genuine belly laugh soon. Will keep you updated. 🙋🏾♀️ UPDATE: Got my belly laugh!
Pinned
80’s. Purely for the music. I’d be clubbing every night. The clothes too. Makeup! Ah!
If you could live in any decade, which would it be? 80s / 90s / 2000s /2010s?
February 17, 2026 at 3:37 AM
80’s. Purely for the music. I’d be clubbing every night. The clothes too. Makeup! Ah!
The stairs at work are just the bane of my existence right now.
February 17, 2026 at 3:04 AM
The stairs at work are just the bane of my existence right now.
Oh nice! Wrestle Sky is active..
February 17, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Oh nice! Wrestle Sky is active..
Heh! Love when people try to go behind my back. Only for me to get copied in their own humbling response email.
February 16, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Heh! Love when people try to go behind my back. Only for me to get copied in their own humbling response email.
Oh indeed…
Black women spending money like drug dealers and eating seafood.....we never beating the allegations
February 16, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Oh indeed…
Rearranged the letters in ‘Lust” and I spelled ‘Slut’ . I’m SO annoyed with myself.
February 16, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Rearranged the letters in ‘Lust” and I spelled ‘Slut’ . I’m SO annoyed with myself.
Naturium, Phlur, Fenty and Salt & Stone won’t see my chubby ass again until next year.
… realistically the end of the year.. but ima try to stay strong.
… realistically the end of the year.. but ima try to stay strong.
February 16, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Naturium, Phlur, Fenty and Salt & Stone won’t see my chubby ass again until next year.
… realistically the end of the year.. but ima try to stay strong.
… realistically the end of the year.. but ima try to stay strong.
This is a huge problem cause if they can’t read or understand “do not ingest “, I can end up in prison.
your partner is rich, kind, and sexy, but refuses to learn to read. Wdyd?
1️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/jdhQ6R/1" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">sound it out for us both
2️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/jdhQ6R/2" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">leave the relationship
3️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/jdhQ6R/3" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">marry them but just don't tell anyone
4️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/jdhQ6R/4" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">date but never marry
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1️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/jdhQ6R/1" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">sound it out for us both
2️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/jdhQ6R/2" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">leave the relationship
3️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/jdhQ6R/3" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">marry them but just don't tell anyone
4️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/jdhQ6R/4" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">date but never marry
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February 15, 2026 at 6:08 PM
This is a huge problem cause if they can’t read or understand “do not ingest “, I can end up in prison.
My mom is on the patio REALLY enjoying the Olympic Games.😂😂
February 14, 2026 at 9:49 PM
My mom is on the patio REALLY enjoying the Olympic Games.😂😂
Think I’m gonna make spring rolls tomorrow..mmmm
February 14, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Think I’m gonna make spring rolls tomorrow..mmmm
Oh yea. Definitely strength training tomorrow 😬
February 14, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Oh yea. Definitely strength training tomorrow 😬
“Pay day ..pay day ..pay day”
February 14, 2026 at 1:18 AM
“Pay day ..pay day ..pay day”
Ahahahaha!
If you can't swallow your own nut then why should I?
Eating the cream pie?!?!
That’s a few bridges too far.
That’s a few bridges too far.
February 14, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Ahahahaha!
“NOVELLA!!! !!! *insert random recalled piece of a conversation from three days ago*”
February 14, 2026 at 12:30 AM
“NOVELLA!!! !!! *insert random recalled piece of a conversation from three days ago*”
Another Galantines Day gift 🤣 We’re just buying shit for each other at this point..
February 13, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Another Galantines Day gift 🤣 We’re just buying shit for each other at this point..
It’s weeirddd.. 😆
February 13, 2026 at 2:52 PM
It’s weeirddd.. 😆
I think I REALLY have an issue with people who don’t understand personal space. It could be MY issue, tho. So.. this morning I was struggling. Maybe it was my perfume 🤔. I was wearing Lavande 31😏. No, he couldn’t see me shifting around like we were in a Tango!? *thought bubble closed. Headphones on*
February 13, 2026 at 3:00 AM
I think I REALLY have an issue with people who don’t understand personal space. It could be MY issue, tho. So.. this morning I was struggling. Maybe it was my perfume 🤔. I was wearing Lavande 31😏. No, he couldn’t see me shifting around like we were in a Tango!? *thought bubble closed. Headphones on*
Mmm..my face so soft and hydrated..mmm..!
February 13, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Mmm..my face so soft and hydrated..mmm..!
Everybody is passing bagged candy bundles around the office and the homegirl gives me one and waits. I squint and survey the bag …’is that an almond joy in there?’ She snatched the bag back and told me I get a zero for the day. I’m like no! wait! 😂😂
February 12, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Everybody is passing bagged candy bundles around the office and the homegirl gives me one and waits. I squint and survey the bag …’is that an almond joy in there?’ She snatched the bag back and told me I get a zero for the day. I’m like no! wait! 😂😂
It’s just that as a Pisces I know how angry I can get.
Like why they keep dissing us fo’?
Ion know, but I’m gon blow 👊🏾💥♍️
Ion know, but I’m gon blow 👊🏾💥♍️
February 12, 2026 at 4:36 PM
It’s just that as a Pisces I know how angry I can get.
Nothing pisses me off more than when someone backs into a parking spot on a one-way aisle. Cause guess what…if I’m coming down that aisle, you think you finna come the wrong way? Heh! You better figure it out, buddy.
February 12, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Nothing pisses me off more than when someone backs into a parking spot on a one-way aisle. Cause guess what…if I’m coming down that aisle, you think you finna come the wrong way? Heh! You better figure it out, buddy.
Let It Go by A$AP Ferg on Apple Music
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February 12, 2026 at 4:14 AM