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Pete Hegseth Calls For Steep Cuts To Number Of Steps In AA Recovery
Pete Hegseth Calls For Steep Cuts To Number Of Steps In AA Recovery
WASHINGTON—Lambasting the current program as wasteful, bloated, and entirely unnecessary, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth called for steep cuts Monday to the number of steps in the Alcoholics Anonymous...
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March 31, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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We cannot rely on capitalist parties to save us from fascism. We must build alternative structures to fight against injustice.

Join Tidewater DSA today and help us bring our communities together, build capacity for collective action, and support oppressed peoples at home and abroad.
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March 30, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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4-Year-Old Calls 911 To Report Mom For Eating His Ice Cream
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March 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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One of the brilliant things our current iteration of oligarchs did is get people to conceive of free speech as being able to call your coworkers slurs rather than using it to say stuff like why are my tax dollars subsidizing your billionaire ass
February 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Freddie Mercury didn't go into the studio and nail the vocals for "The Show Must Go On" in one take while dying of AIDS for you to despair and give up now. Take the time you need, but then get up and get back out there.

The show must go on.
February 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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February 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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I’m George Takei and I approve of this message.
February 19, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Stacy's mom's medicare is gone
February 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Saving money is only impressive if you can maintain quality at the same time. If I throw you out on the street and say "You're welcome, I just saved you a monthly rent payment" that's not really helpful
February 20, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Happy Person Must Either Be Stupid Or Evil
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February 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Nazi punks fuck off for sure but I'd love for nazis who like other types of music and ones who don't like music at all to also fuck off
February 21, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need
February 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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And as his plane crashed down, he thought well 'least they fund ICE 🎶
February 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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ON (JUST A FRACTION OF) THE RECENT MAGA MADNESS (Part 1 of 3)
February 19, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Reminds me of someone #Trump #AbusiveRelationship #Fascism
February 19, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane
February 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Historians Politely Remind Nation To Check What's Happened In Past Before Making Any Big Decisions
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February 18, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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As relevant now as it was then #Trans #ally
February 18, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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It's not hard. #Ally #LGBTQ #CIS
February 18, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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70 year old guy gets a 25 year old gf and the ignorant masses say she only wants him for his money. These people have never known the simple pleasure of extremely old balls
February 16, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Igloo Recalls Coolers Over Finger Amputation Risk
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February 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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STIs: Myth Vs. Fact
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February 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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I just don't have the same problems with liberal/feminist women the way these swamp assy incels do.

Shit, they seem to love being around me. Not because I'm a beta or a cuck, it's because I just listen to them and don't judge. It's like treating women with respect gets you farther. Who knew? 🤷🏿‍♂️
February 13, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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This is an important point I think. Opposition to Musk isn't based on philosophical or political views. It's between people who know when they're being conned and people who don't. Whether we still have a functioning country after this depends on how many of us fall for the wallet inspector gag
Yeah yeah he’s cringe but can you imagine being dumb enough to fall for this shit? Like oh sure the worlds richest man with billions in government contracts is saying that disability payments are the real scam, he seems legit lol
The man currently destroying the U.S. government has changed his name on Twitter to Harry Bolz
February 11, 2025 at 4:20 PM