My liege, you were born for greatness, why should your family only be the second largest Jimmy John's franchisee in the tristate area? Strike while the iron is hot and the enemy is weak, buyout the other franchisees and build a legacy your son can be proud of.

thank you mr president for your leadership in achieving our climate targets

bovinos convoy is driving towards mar a lago

It would be good to see something more real than just the vibe shift from the speech. Maybe a conference of democratic middle powers, out of Halifax or Vancouver, that can coordinate on collective sovereignty issues like payments systems, social media, corporations, and even sea lane/trade security

"Many people are saying, VERY smart people, that Chavismo put the PEOPLE first. Oil for the nation; not the globalist elites. Strong leadership, total sovereignty. The fake news HATES it because it doesn’t bow to Wall Street. HUGE social programs. BIG vision. 🇻🇪"

I need you to see what is going on on Murdoch Mysteries these days

The year is 2035. “Canadian nuclear doctrine requires that a launch order is separately confirmed by two senior officers, once in English and once in French.”

every Pacific naval encounter in WW3 will be the USS Golden Trump, Glorious Harbinger of Antiwoke American Dawn versus six identical copies of the Type 055 We Built This Yesterday supplied by a ship that does nothing but make birthday cakes for the other ships

the loop between "holy shit, AI can do <X> now, that's amazing, how did it even do that" and "I never want to see another <X> as long as I live" is just very tight

Reading letters from the Princess Liselotte of Palantine, the German sister-in-law of Louis XIV, and it's wild because she had this super informal writing style that almost sounds like modern texts

Like at one point she goes "wish to god my son didn't love holding chunks of bread like a peasant"