JusticeSmoothie
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Artist Always Carries Around Sketchbook In Case He Feels Like Making Someone Uncomfortable
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April 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Artist Always Carries Around Sketchbook In Case He Feels Like Making Someone Uncomfortable
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snow white is a cautionary tale about eating a red delicious
April 17, 2025 at 7:39 PM
snow white is a cautionary tale about eating a red delicious
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It’s 3am I am about to get out of my bed and go to my kitchen and eat a big ass orange.
March 29, 2025 at 8:18 AM
It’s 3am I am about to get out of my bed and go to my kitchen and eat a big ass orange.
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If I ever find out I'm dying, I'm going to fly to Beverly Hills and die there. I don't care if I die in a cardboard box on the pavement, I just want Wikipedia to say I died in Beverly Hills. Like a big shot.
March 22, 2025 at 7:05 PM
If I ever find out I'm dying, I'm going to fly to Beverly Hills and die there. I don't care if I die in a cardboard box on the pavement, I just want Wikipedia to say I died in Beverly Hills. Like a big shot.
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Sonic R’s soundtrack is so good that you’re not allowed to call it a bad game, I don’t care how you feel about any other aspect of it.
February 2, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Sonic R’s soundtrack is so good that you’re not allowed to call it a bad game, I don’t care how you feel about any other aspect of it.
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normal games: "this is a keycard. it opens doors."
Metal Gear: "This is a P.A.N. card (Personal Area Network). The P.A.N. system passes small electrical currents through the user's salt content to emit a small field, allowing access through level 1 doors."
snake: "doors?"
Metal Gear: "This is a P.A.N. card (Personal Area Network). The P.A.N. system passes small electrical currents through the user's salt content to emit a small field, allowing access through level 1 doors."
snake: "doors?"
February 1, 2025 at 10:56 AM
normal games: "this is a keycard. it opens doors."
Metal Gear: "This is a P.A.N. card (Personal Area Network). The P.A.N. system passes small electrical currents through the user's salt content to emit a small field, allowing access through level 1 doors."
snake: "doors?"
Metal Gear: "This is a P.A.N. card (Personal Area Network). The P.A.N. system passes small electrical currents through the user's salt content to emit a small field, allowing access through level 1 doors."
snake: "doors?"
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Delete your fucking twitter. Come on. Quit making excuses and delete it.
January 22, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Delete your fucking twitter. Come on. Quit making excuses and delete it.
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do some people not understand, If I have headphones on, I might not want to talk???????
January 19, 2025 at 3:42 AM
do some people not understand, If I have headphones on, I might not want to talk???????
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Man Returns To Work After Vacation With Fresh, Reenergized Hatred For Job
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January 3, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Man Returns To Work After Vacation With Fresh, Reenergized Hatred For Job
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Some day, I aspire to do ANYTHING as well as Prince played that MF guitar.
December 20, 2024 at 1:24 PM
Some day, I aspire to do ANYTHING as well as Prince played that MF guitar.
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❌ closed casket
❌ open casket
✅ boob window casket
❌ open casket
✅ boob window casket
December 15, 2024 at 5:59 PM
❌ closed casket
❌ open casket
✅ boob window casket
❌ open casket
✅ boob window casket
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Please help, I'm trapped on this island, no no don't rescue me, just blow it up
December 12, 2024 at 6:26 PM
Please help, I'm trapped on this island, no no don't rescue me, just blow it up
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incredible plot summary
December 13, 2024 at 10:55 AM
incredible plot summary
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no "cozy game" will ever feel cozier than firelink shrine does in dark souls
December 11, 2024 at 8:40 PM
no "cozy game" will ever feel cozier than firelink shrine does in dark souls
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Never going to get over Liam Gallagher calling Blur “chimney-sweep music.”
December 4, 2024 at 5:08 AM
Never going to get over Liam Gallagher calling Blur “chimney-sweep music.”
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i put games on my wishlist that seem maybe interesting but not interesting enough to buy them and then whenever there's a steam sale i click 'see games from your wishlist' and get annoyed that none of them are interesting to me. because im stupid
November 30, 2024 at 10:54 PM
i put games on my wishlist that seem maybe interesting but not interesting enough to buy them and then whenever there's a steam sale i click 'see games from your wishlist' and get annoyed that none of them are interesting to me. because im stupid
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On This Day 23-11-2018
November 23, 2024 at 11:31 AM
On This Day 23-11-2018
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Yesterday, I had to deliver 2 40 pound boxes of cat litter to the same house. There was a cat waiting on the porch, staring at me. When I put the boxes down, it gave me a little “mew.”
I told the cat to go fuck itself.
It’s on somebody’s ring camera.
I told the cat to go fuck itself.
It’s on somebody’s ring camera.
November 21, 2024 at 4:14 AM
Yesterday, I had to deliver 2 40 pound boxes of cat litter to the same house. There was a cat waiting on the porch, staring at me. When I put the boxes down, it gave me a little “mew.”
I told the cat to go fuck itself.
It’s on somebody’s ring camera.
I told the cat to go fuck itself.
It’s on somebody’s ring camera.
