Justy
@justfe3hthings.bsky.social
🔞Local they/them too tired for mayhem. Writer of smutty, occasionally problematic fanfiction, hater of fandom discourse. Please leave if you're under 18, I will block you. PFP by 3ratmoon 🔞
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A pet sleeping next to you feeling so safe and comfy is genuinely the most any human can really ask for
It makes you feel like maybe you aren’t so bad. You might even be good
It makes you feel like maybe you aren’t so bad. You might even be good
December 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
A pet sleeping next to you feeling so safe and comfy is genuinely the most any human can really ask for
It makes you feel like maybe you aren’t so bad. You might even be good
It makes you feel like maybe you aren’t so bad. You might even be good
Might be about to long-term foster/foster-to-adopt a new cat and I am *nervous*
Its been a year since one of our cats passed and I'm equally worried about our remaining cat either absolutely hating new cat/withdrawing again or bonding with the foster and getting heartbroken when the foster leaves.
Its been a year since one of our cats passed and I'm equally worried about our remaining cat either absolutely hating new cat/withdrawing again or bonding with the foster and getting heartbroken when the foster leaves.
December 13, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Might be about to long-term foster/foster-to-adopt a new cat and I am *nervous*
Its been a year since one of our cats passed and I'm equally worried about our remaining cat either absolutely hating new cat/withdrawing again or bonding with the foster and getting heartbroken when the foster leaves.
Its been a year since one of our cats passed and I'm equally worried about our remaining cat either absolutely hating new cat/withdrawing again or bonding with the foster and getting heartbroken when the foster leaves.
It has been a *while* since I posted huh
December 12, 2025 at 3:57 PM
It has been a *while* since I posted huh
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every ao3 custom artwork scam bot comment makes me so mad. that's not how you do it.
you have your every waking moment consumed over a fic, draw something completely unprompted just to try and exorcise the demons, then throw it at the author and run away. LIKE GOD INTENDED.
you have your every waking moment consumed over a fic, draw something completely unprompted just to try and exorcise the demons, then throw it at the author and run away. LIKE GOD INTENDED.
December 12, 2025 at 3:30 AM
every ao3 custom artwork scam bot comment makes me so mad. that's not how you do it.
you have your every waking moment consumed over a fic, draw something completely unprompted just to try and exorcise the demons, then throw it at the author and run away. LIKE GOD INTENDED.
you have your every waking moment consumed over a fic, draw something completely unprompted just to try and exorcise the demons, then throw it at the author and run away. LIKE GOD INTENDED.
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It's that day again. Try and have a good one. 🦉
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 PM
It's that day again. Try and have a good one. 🦉
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[FE3H] When Felix steps into the training room, Jeritza is already there, sharpening and oiling, oiling and sharpening--
Felix trains and does not think about Jeritza or his long, well honed blade.
- Felix/Jeritza
- Rated M
- 3K
archiveofourown.org/works/75387471
Felix trains and does not think about Jeritza or his long, well honed blade.
- Felix/Jeritza
- Rated M
- 3K
archiveofourown.org/works/75387471
December 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
[FE3H] When Felix steps into the training room, Jeritza is already there, sharpening and oiling, oiling and sharpening--
Felix trains and does not think about Jeritza or his long, well honed blade.
- Felix/Jeritza
- Rated M
- 3K
archiveofourown.org/works/75387471
Felix trains and does not think about Jeritza or his long, well honed blade.
- Felix/Jeritza
- Rated M
- 3K
archiveofourown.org/works/75387471
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thinking about getting into smiting and other god-related activities
November 19, 2025 at 4:52 PM
thinking about getting into smiting and other god-related activities
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
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online friendship is crazy. like yeah we go way back. we talk about weird shit exclusively and we've seen each other in person between zero and four times
December 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
online friendship is crazy. like yeah we go way back. we talk about weird shit exclusively and we've seen each other in person between zero and four times
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My first Smut for SNAP commission is at archiveofourown.org/works/75046116!
A #fe3h #yurivain fic featuring Thanksgiving sweaters, buttplugs, rainbow nail polish, and Turning Point USA, all titled with the most glurgey America rah-rah song I could think of, "Ballad of the Green Beret."
...enjoy?
A #fe3h #yurivain fic featuring Thanksgiving sweaters, buttplugs, rainbow nail polish, and Turning Point USA, all titled with the most glurgey America rah-rah song I could think of, "Ballad of the Green Beret."
...enjoy?
December 1, 2025 at 2:04 AM
My first Smut for SNAP commission is at archiveofourown.org/works/75046116!
A #fe3h #yurivain fic featuring Thanksgiving sweaters, buttplugs, rainbow nail polish, and Turning Point USA, all titled with the most glurgey America rah-rah song I could think of, "Ballad of the Green Beret."
...enjoy?
A #fe3h #yurivain fic featuring Thanksgiving sweaters, buttplugs, rainbow nail polish, and Turning Point USA, all titled with the most glurgey America rah-rah song I could think of, "Ballad of the Green Beret."
...enjoy?
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There will absolutely never be too many queer high fantasy novels that aren’t god damn romantasy slop in disguise
a related question for writers and aspiring writers: how do you convince (or remind) yourself that you have something to offer when the world is so full of other art already and the big problem seems to be getting it to the right readers?
there are so many books to read....i have a billion of them yet keep wanting and buying more....
November 29, 2025 at 10:59 PM
There will absolutely never be too many queer high fantasy novels that aren’t god damn romantasy slop in disguise
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Many men feel the stripper really likes them. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something
November 26, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Many men feel the stripper really likes them. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something
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I do not like your AI slop
I do not want this worthless glop
I do not read its overviews
I don't care what Grok says is true
I do not like it here nor there
I'm tired of it everywhere
I do not want this worthless glop
I do not read its overviews
I don't care what Grok says is true
I do not like it here nor there
I'm tired of it everywhere
November 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I do not like your AI slop
I do not want this worthless glop
I do not read its overviews
I don't care what Grok says is true
I do not like it here nor there
I'm tired of it everywhere
I do not want this worthless glop
I do not read its overviews
I don't care what Grok says is true
I do not like it here nor there
I'm tired of it everywhere
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respect the picket line folks! and if you have time, go join the workers holding the line :)
BREAKING: 30 more Starbucks locations are joining the strike.
Starbucks workers in 25 cities are jumping into the week-long strike.
Now @sbworkersunited.org members at 95 stores in 65 cities have walked off the job.
Starbucks workers in 25 cities are jumping into the week-long strike.
Now @sbworkersunited.org members at 95 stores in 65 cities have walked off the job.
November 20, 2025 at 8:59 PM
respect the picket line folks! and if you have time, go join the workers holding the line :)
Every day in 2025 brings a new horror and confirms to me that I made the right decision to get out of the (US) military the instant my contract was up in 2017. Jesus fucking Christ.
November 20, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Every day in 2025 brings a new horror and confirms to me that I made the right decision to get out of the (US) military the instant my contract was up in 2017. Jesus fucking Christ.
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“you’re too old for fandom” is ridiculous. i only want to read fanfiction written by people old enough to know what the citrus scale is.
November 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
“you’re too old for fandom” is ridiculous. i only want to read fanfiction written by people old enough to know what the citrus scale is.
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Annette: would you still love me if I were a worm?
Dedue: Worms are necessary for the growth of our crops. They enrich our soil and provide nutrients for our plants. No matter what, worm or human, you would enrich my life one way or another.
Annette: *sniffles*
Dedue: Worms are necessary for the growth of our crops. They enrich our soil and provide nutrients for our plants. No matter what, worm or human, you would enrich my life one way or another.
Annette: *sniffles*
September 25, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Annette: would you still love me if I were a worm?
Dedue: Worms are necessary for the growth of our crops. They enrich our soil and provide nutrients for our plants. No matter what, worm or human, you would enrich my life one way or another.
Annette: *sniffles*
Dedue: Worms are necessary for the growth of our crops. They enrich our soil and provide nutrients for our plants. No matter what, worm or human, you would enrich my life one way or another.
Annette: *sniffles*
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every author in the class action, please file the claim.
AI advocates have warned that if every author in the class action filed a claim, it would "financially ruin" the entire industry.
Authors celebrate “historic” settlement coming soon in Anthropic class action
Advocates fear such settlements will “financially ruin” the AI industry.
arstechnica.com
November 18, 2025 at 8:41 AM
every author in the class action, please file the claim.
I reserve judgment for when we actually have more than this, but I enjoy what I see so far. I'm keeping expectations low because this is my favorite game franchise (30-year long fan) & I expect to be disappointed if I really throw hopes behind it.
But this made me smile and that's a good start.
But this made me smile and that's a good start.
This is Miyamoto. Filming is underway for the live-action film of The Legend of Zelda in a lush, natural setting, with Bo Bragason-san who will play Zelda and Benjamin Evan Ainsworth-san who will play Link (1/2).
November 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I reserve judgment for when we actually have more than this, but I enjoy what I see so far. I'm keeping expectations low because this is my favorite game franchise (30-year long fan) & I expect to be disappointed if I really throw hopes behind it.
But this made me smile and that's a good start.
But this made me smile and that's a good start.
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"How badly a cartoon character gets treated isn't the problem, the problem is that people might be jacking off to impure thoughts" literally who gives a shit you insufferable god-fearing fucking wimp go back to the kids' table
September 20, 2025 at 8:03 PM
"How badly a cartoon character gets treated isn't the problem, the problem is that people might be jacking off to impure thoughts" literally who gives a shit you insufferable god-fearing fucking wimp go back to the kids' table
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life hack if all your fic has lyrics titles sometimes you will get merch with those same lyrics and you will be able to walk around with a sweatshirt that is about a beautiful song but also felix hugo getting fingered
November 13, 2025 at 7:40 PM
life hack if all your fic has lyrics titles sometimes you will get merch with those same lyrics and you will be able to walk around with a sweatshirt that is about a beautiful song but also felix hugo getting fingered
Me at the Mercedes/Annette Three Houses support chain
god grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change and a disgusting mind with which to rewrite them according to my fetishes
November 14, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Me at the Mercedes/Annette Three Houses support chain
Me, writing a novel-length fanfiction: "Come on, 'there was only one bed?' That's too cliche."
Also me: "There was only one bed and its *small*"
Also me: "There was only one bed and its *small*"
November 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Me, writing a novel-length fanfiction: "Come on, 'there was only one bed?' That's too cliche."
Also me: "There was only one bed and its *small*"
Also me: "There was only one bed and its *small*"
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JUST IN: Katie Wilson significantly extends her lead in the Seattle mayoral race.
She now leads Mayor Bruce Harrell by 1,346 votes, or 0.5%.
That's up from the squeaker-lead of 91 votes in yesterday's update). She won today's batch of nearly 6K ballots by 20% (!).
Not much left at this point.
She now leads Mayor Bruce Harrell by 1,346 votes, or 0.5%.
That's up from the squeaker-lead of 91 votes in yesterday's update). She won today's batch of nearly 6K ballots by 20% (!).
Not much left at this point.
November 12, 2025 at 12:04 AM
JUST IN: Katie Wilson significantly extends her lead in the Seattle mayoral race.
She now leads Mayor Bruce Harrell by 1,346 votes, or 0.5%.
That's up from the squeaker-lead of 91 votes in yesterday's update). She won today's batch of nearly 6K ballots by 20% (!).
Not much left at this point.
She now leads Mayor Bruce Harrell by 1,346 votes, or 0.5%.
That's up from the squeaker-lead of 91 votes in yesterday's update). She won today's batch of nearly 6K ballots by 20% (!).
Not much left at this point.
I have been knitting on and off for a decade and you'd think it'd translate at least a little when picking up crochet but NO
November 11, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I have been knitting on and off for a decade and you'd think it'd translate at least a little when picking up crochet but NO