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Ducky
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leftist | pronoun haver | USMC vet | 25
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All I’ll say is that if you’re not protesting and can’t vocally support those who are, shut up. Rest in silence, please.
June 9, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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My name is Skyler White yo
June 2, 2025 at 11:11 PM
normalize blocking people for not being funny
May 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Cold War era American media was famously very skeptical. Idk where the influx of absolutely delusional libs on this site came from but it's exhausting.
The mainstream media we inherited from the Cold War era was set up to be a skeptical observer of 2 parties that both deployed self-serving spin. It was not set up to handle a situation in which one party became a firehose of shamelessly false and bigoted, emotionally-incendiary propaganda.
May 1, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Jd Vance killed the pope
April 21, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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April 21, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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Woke up to find out JD Vance killed the pope, that’s wild.
April 21, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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ICE Argues Migrants In Camps Are Free To Die At Any Time
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April 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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so my takeaway from all of this is hitler would have gotten away with it if he didn't invade poland
April 16, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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April 10, 2025 at 4:01 AM
pill that makes you look lik-
April 10, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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market manipulation is now legal policy and totally fine to do in the united states
April 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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TL;DR folks coming from Facebook don’t understand humor or irony. Y’all are inferior posters, and should be a little ashamed of that fact.
wired.com WIRED @wired.com · Apr 7
Bluesky has been a safe haven for users fleeing X and Threads. But while there’s less hate, there’s also fewer lolz.
Bluesky Can’t Take a Joke
Bluesky has been a safe haven for users fleeing X and Threads. But while there’s less hate, there’s also fewer lolz.
wrd.cm
April 7, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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I agree that what’s happening to these people is quite a lot worse than regular deportations but honestly the concept of creating an “illegal” caste of people of which you can destroy their lives at any moment was always going to lead to this
Can we stop calling these atrocities "deportations." These people sold to El Salvadorian prisons were not deported. Deportation is a process that did not take place. They were rounded up and removed with no process. They were kidnapped, not deported.
April 8, 2025 at 11:00 AM
we're all getting put in the contraption man what is this
April 8, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Revised National Parks Webpage Describes Harriet Tubman As Human Trafficker
Revised National Parks Webpage Describes Harriet Tubman As Human Trafficker
WASHINGTON—As the Trump administration continues to alter the version of American history that appears in government publications, sources confirmed Monday that a page on the National Parks website ha...
theonion.com
April 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Financial Advisor Recommends Keeping One Bullet In Chamber Just In Case
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Financial Advisor Recommends Keeping One Bullet In Chamber Just In Case
NEW YORK—Noting the volatility of various retirement products and the long-term uncertainty of global markets, financial advisor Michael Reynolds recommended Tuesday that investors always keep one bullet in the chamber, just in case. “Even if you’re a more conservative investor who keeps most of your savings in bonds and money market accounts, it just makes a lot of sense to have a round locked and loaded at all times in the event of a major financial market disruption,” said Reynolds, who stressed the importance of maxing out yearly IRA contributions and regularly cleaning and oiling the barrel. “It’s probably the furthest thing from your mind right now, but the time will come when you’ll want quick access to it. When the kids are off in college and you’re nearing retirement age, and all of a sudden there’s an emergency, you’re really going to thank yourself for making sure you had that one bullet set aside and ready to go.” Reynolds added that while at the minimum, investors will want to have a single bullet in the chamber for themselves, ideally, individuals should make sure they have enough so the whole family is taken care of.
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April 7, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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April 3, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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Edgy Internet Guy™ (2025)
April 1, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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reposting this meme

youll never guess what imageboard was incidentally not a fan of this
January 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
trangender
April 1, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Pale Teenage Psychic Collapses With Nosebleed After Trying To Jerk Self Off With Power Of Mind
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March 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Trump Announces SEAL Team 6 Killed U.S. Protester In Daring Overnight Raid
Trump Announces SEAL Team 6 Killed U.S. Protester In Daring Overnight Raid
WASHINGTON—Addressing the country to reveal that one of the greatest threats facing the nation had been eradicated, President Donald Trump announced Thursday that SEAL Team Six had killed a U.S. prote...
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March 20, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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(seeing FBI agents sprinting in my direction as I'm being stabbed) Oh thank god I'm--(they run past me and tackle a guy who's flipping off a tesla)
March 19, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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March 19, 2025 at 1:11 PM