dreamed i won a salad making competition by googling "hitler's favorite salads" finding a listicle of hitler's 20 favorite salads and letting the judges know my opponent had made hitler's 17th favorite salad

thinking of her today

Grossly irresponsible of the Times to have this ludicrous credulous spin as the top story the morning after a president who rules by fiat proclaims a totally specious emergency to militarize the capital - an editorial insult to our intelligence and our democracy.

SUSAN RICHARDS: well I guess “Invisible Girl” is good for me. Does what it days on the tin
BEN GRIMM: goin with “The Thing.” it’s giving monster
JOHNNY BLAZE: hell yes now I’m “the human torch.” beat that
REED RICHARDS: I hope you’re all sitting down

I am grieving the barbarism that is going to unfurl from all this. People are going to die. Livelihoods gone. All to feed a corrupt kleptocracy.

I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.

bad news for Mamdani: i just imagined him shooting at my feet with two revolvers while shouting "dance! dance, ya varmint, dance!!" and then cackling so maniacally that his cowboy hat falls off. When will he go on TV to apologize for doing this

taking this moment, between the terrible supreme court opinions, the concentration camps, and the bill in the senate, to go on tour of cable news to trash the dem nominee for mayor of nyc, and to do it while lying about him and peddling in obvious islamophobic rhetoric…it’s truly black pilling

In spite of himself, Bill Clinton left office with a reputation as a revered statesman, and has largely maintained that respect in the decades since.

Which makes it so bizarre — and humiliating — that he endorsed a losing candidate in a municipal primary for a city where he doesn’t even live.

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"In Los Angeles, where ICE has launched a dragnet, the LA Unified School District put in place new protective measures. Many families have nevertheless still opted to skip graduation and schools are streaming ceremonies for those who feel safer at home."

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you have to hope the zohran team is prepared for the historically massive ratfuck attempt on the horizon lol

it’s incredible how the wisconsin supreme court election was absolutely a test for elon musk to see if he was worth anything beyond being donald trumps secret personal pay pig

found the best frosty picture