Juniper Watchman (non-official)
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Proudly and regretfully informing you that Illinois is America, and America is Illinois.
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wow that was stupid but i guess at least he didn’t declare war with venezuela
December 18, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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oh my god, he admit it x.com/Acyn/status/...
December 5, 2025 at 3:25 PM
oh my god, he admit it x.com/Acyn/status/...
This should be a part of American culture in general. We stole the bagel, this is much more valuable.
31) on a related note (and my deepest sympathies to anyone who understands why it's related) more people need to be aware that halachically you are not supposed to say a damn word when you pay a shiva call unless and until the mourner speaks to you first
November 9, 2025 at 3:53 AM
This should be a part of American culture in general. We stole the bagel, this is much more valuable.
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Trump tries to build a fake wall of inevitability around everything he does.
Today, voters - literally from sea to shining sea - broke through all that, and this is just the beginning.
Today, voters - literally from sea to shining sea - broke through all that, and this is just the beginning.
November 5, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Trump tries to build a fake wall of inevitability around everything he does.
Today, voters - literally from sea to shining sea - broke through all that, and this is just the beginning.
Today, voters - literally from sea to shining sea - broke through all that, and this is just the beginning.
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Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
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listen we all know how to solve this
make 👏 Platner 👏 do 👏 an 👏 interview 👏 with 👏 Chotiner 👏
make 👏 Platner 👏 do 👏 an 👏 interview 👏 with 👏 Chotiner 👏
October 22, 2025 at 10:23 PM
listen we all know how to solve this
make 👏 Platner 👏 do 👏 an 👏 interview 👏 with 👏 Chotiner 👏
make 👏 Platner 👏 do 👏 an 👏 interview 👏 with 👏 Chotiner 👏
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Laws without consequences, and the Constitution is after all just the supreme law, have no force. You have to enforce them. There has to be punishment for violating them. It needs to be a real disincentive and warning to others. That's what law is, the application of the state's monopoly on force.
October 20, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Laws without consequences, and the Constitution is after all just the supreme law, have no force. You have to enforce them. There has to be punishment for violating them. It needs to be a real disincentive and warning to others. That's what law is, the application of the state's monopoly on force.
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my armchair psychological diagnosis is that the drive to accumulate as much wealth as possible eats away at the drive for self-improvement or the internal desire to cultivate any skills or tastes. these people build huge mounds of treasure and then essentially just sit around looking at it, empty.
find it genuinely delighting that people with enough money to never work again (and do literally anything they want anywhere in the world at any time) seemingly have nothing going on in their lives and are so miserable they are just spending the holidays frantically posting
December 27, 2024 at 9:28 PM
my armchair psychological diagnosis is that the drive to accumulate as much wealth as possible eats away at the drive for self-improvement or the internal desire to cultivate any skills or tastes. these people build huge mounds of treasure and then essentially just sit around looking at it, empty.
The rule of law protects us all, but especially the rich. I am stunned by the dipshit tech oligarchs falling in line with Yrump. Bezos and friends should consider how this played out for their Russian counterparts.
September 23, 2025 at 3:38 AM
The rule of law protects us all, but especially the rich. I am stunned by the dipshit tech oligarchs falling in line with Yrump. Bezos and friends should consider how this played out for their Russian counterparts.
It’s not even a contest. Imagine another president blocking prosecution of official bribery while casually making billions off his private crypto-token. Warren Harding was a goddam saint in comparison, these fools do a Teapot Dome every day for breakfast.
Donald is trying to get the AG to find a reason to prosecute his opponents, but is fine with Tom Homan taking a bribe.
Got it.
Most corrupt president in history
Got it.
Most corrupt president in history
September 23, 2025 at 3:31 AM
It’s not even a contest. Imagine another president blocking prosecution of official bribery while casually making billions off his private crypto-token. Warren Harding was a goddam saint in comparison, these fools do a Teapot Dome every day for breakfast.
I am deeply honoured by be followed by an assortment of bots, desultorily monitored by minions of hostile foreign powers. This will be educational for us all.
September 21, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I am deeply honoured by be followed by an assortment of bots, desultorily monitored by minions of hostile foreign powers. This will be educational for us all.
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There is no world in which it is normal for the president to publicly call upon his attorney general to hurry up and prosecute his political foes. It’s like the Watergate tapes but posted on social media. Let’s get a grip on what’s happening here.
September 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
There is no world in which it is normal for the president to publicly call upon his attorney general to hurry up and prosecute his political foes. It’s like the Watergate tapes but posted on social media. Let’s get a grip on what’s happening here.
Hoo dog! This is not the week to relax by watching “The Hunger Games.” Wrong movie for roasted chicken night.
September 17, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Hoo dog! This is not the week to relax by watching “The Hunger Games.” Wrong movie for roasted chicken night.
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This. Times a thousand. Again and again.
rarely have I more acutely felt the dynamic by which Dems are held responsible for the rhetoric of every random left-leaning person on the internet and Republicans are not even asked to answer for their own personal words
September 11, 2025 at 1:33 AM
This. Times a thousand. Again and again.
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Democrats need to reclaim the Whig principles of the Revolution, defend the egalitarian ideals of the Radical Republicans, and embrace the New Deal’s pragmatic liberalism— they have to aggressively and offensively paint this government as fundamentally un-American and in need of reconstruction.
September 7, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Democrats need to reclaim the Whig principles of the Revolution, defend the egalitarian ideals of the Radical Republicans, and embrace the New Deal’s pragmatic liberalism— they have to aggressively and offensively paint this government as fundamentally un-American and in need of reconstruction.
Prof. Cotlar is a great scholar of white nationalism, focusing on the PNW, and sadly his posts are a Rosetta stone for modern American politics.
For most Americans, the date 1913 means nothing. For Americans on the far right fringes, 1913 has long been a date of great significance. Here’s a piece from the antisemitic rag “American Mercury” in 1957, for example. One of their writers at the time was George Lincoln Rockwell.
September 7, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Prof. Cotlar is a great scholar of white nationalism, focusing on the PNW, and sadly his posts are a Rosetta stone for modern American politics.
As a monolingual American English speaker from Chicawgo, seeing the elderly described as “oldies” is like fingernails on a chalkboard. “Oldies” means white pop recorded between 1951 and 1967, minus Pat Boone! Please, use the perfectly horrible word “oldsters” instead. www.politico.eu/article/fran...
September 3, 2025 at 12:42 AM
As a monolingual American English speaker from Chicawgo, seeing the elderly described as “oldies” is like fingernails on a chalkboard. “Oldies” means white pop recorded between 1951 and 1967, minus Pat Boone! Please, use the perfectly horrible word “oldsters” instead. www.politico.eu/article/fran...
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We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
August 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
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A whole lot of journalists and Democratic politicians believed it was bad to object to sending people to CECOT, because that would strengthen Trump by reminding Americans how much they want an immigration crackdown, and they kept saying so even after the polls showed it was wrong. Why?
Consuming a daily stream of Nazi propaganda does not have to turn you into a Nazi to distort your perceptions of the world
My Marxist ideological shields protect me.
Really, this is hyperbolic nonsense.
Really, this is hyperbolic nonsense.
August 23, 2025 at 10:57 PM
A whole lot of journalists and Democratic politicians believed it was bad to object to sending people to CECOT, because that would strengthen Trump by reminding Americans how much they want an immigration crackdown, and they kept saying so even after the polls showed it was wrong. Why?