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everything i post is completely right and correct. 27. questionable history teacher, perpetual homestar runner quoter. any pronouns i guess. my posts probably reflect others' opinions. i will probably follow you if you're from virginia lol
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need me some Lake Head rn
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November 29, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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Boobie Feaster joins Willi Wascher and Chasen Johnson
December 4, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Love the confidence of being like call me Boobie Feaster
December 4, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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some of you just got lucky and didn’t end up on r/thedonald or 4chan at the right time to have a completely different life trajectory and i’ve been thinking about the implications of that more and more recently
October 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
lrt I made this exact point before and somebody blocked me for it l m a o
December 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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so many cis "allies" will claim to defend trans people, but completely fold the second they face any inconvenient pushback

if you've ever wondered why trans people can be so quick to dismiss cis "allies", it's because this shit is normal and tbh expected

so few people actually care about trannies
The OU thing kinda illustrates that a lot of our cis allies will go to great lengths to avoid having to talk about trans people and actually have to defend us directly and aggressively
December 1, 2025 at 7:33 PM
cannot stop saying "she sucked like 8 dicks, i call her octagon"
December 4, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Curious to explore the connection between "facts don't care about your feelings" and my life outlook of "truth hurts, and the more it hurts, the more true it is"
December 4, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Guys I don't know how much longer I can handle being completely right about everything all the time
December 4, 2025 at 11:28 AM
i dont have spotify but this is the closest thing i get to a wrapped

my quest for the 40 Most Softsational Soft Rock Songs is self-evident
December 4, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Spoiler alert everything's fine, or so I'm told

I just really hate having blood work done, I'm pretty sure they're just doing it so they have an excuse to charge me like 200 bucks
Going to probably do the impossible today and see a doctor after work today. They're finally putting me down
December 4, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Going to probably do the impossible today and see a doctor after work today. They're finally putting me down
December 3, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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if i had a nickel for every big named leftist man who was a misogynistic asshole i would never need to ask for money ever again for any reason
December 1, 2025 at 4:19 PM
It's only going to get way worse btw
December 3, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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I know it's too easy to grow numb to the constant flood of bigotry that comes out of his mouth but it does seem morally important you don't allow yourself or anyone else to become desensitized to this vile racism as a normal part of our politics
Trump on Somalis: "We're gonna go the wrong way if we keep taking in garbage into our country. Ilhan Omar is garbage. She's garbage. Her friends are garbage."
December 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I had 5 days to get 3 days' worth of work done and I got maybe 1.75 days' worth done. Should have just worked through the gunshot wound (by which I mean headache)

Now im not gonna be able to sleep
December 1, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I've had this stupid headache all day in one very specific spot on the back of my head. I've had work to do but this has prevented me from getting most of it done

Really hope this isn't anything
November 30, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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basically nothing dapples as well as sunlight. unquestionably the GOAT of dappling
November 29, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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“Wow the class war is the only real war, you see, we all hate billionaires”

Yeah well some people hate trans folks and queers and anyone with a hint of melanin in their skin or anyone who doesn’t speak the same language at the same time. Jesus christ lmao
November 29, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:
November 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Somebody please make me get out of bed and go shopping
November 28, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Forget the whole "i will no longer openly spend all my free time committing digital self-harm" bit, choosing to bury my head in the sand will never meaningfully change anything

I am still doomed to a life of harming others on account of my brain and useless meat tube
November 28, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I know I was supposed to be entering my polite arc but I am so goddamn tired of every single person I interact with taking everything I say or do as an attack of some kind. It's now extending to when other people say things if I'm in the general vicinity, it's a transgression from me to them
November 27, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Happy "Imagine If You Were the One Being Stuffed" Day
November 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Hey guys, this thanksgiving please watch out and do not deep fry your turkey

here is what could happen if you do
November 27, 2025 at 3:03 AM