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nobody u. know (deceased) 🦚
@jumpagain.bsky.social
everything i post is completely right and correct. 27. questionable history teacher, perpetual homestar runner quoter. any pronouns i guess. my posts probably reflect others' opinions. i will probably follow you if you're from virginia lol
i dont have spotify but this is the closest thing i get to a wrapped

my quest for the 40 Most Softsational Soft Rock Songs is self-evident
December 4, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I'm going to cry how the actual fuck are people like this still real
November 15, 2025 at 5:50 PM
This is some crazy shit
November 11, 2025 at 1:20 AM
If this happened, this is what I think the clitoris would do
November 1, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Disappointment acquired 👌
October 31, 2025 at 10:13 PM
This might be one of the best things I've made in a minute
October 13, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Got bored today and drew a self portrait on the back of my notepad
October 8, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Oh no
October 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Mentally im here
October 1, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Commanders sucked today but at least there's soup
September 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Next time you go out you should recreate this
September 20, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Feel like this rn
September 12, 2025 at 4:38 AM
We already had one of those, put some respect on my guy
September 11, 2025 at 8:28 PM
They keep telling me to practice self care, there you go
September 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I believe it

Anyway this was my source, this has been in the back of my head the whole time
August 30, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Reminds me of this
August 26, 2025 at 2:41 PM
My opinion on this literally changes every five fucking minutes

Idk why the gen 6 text wouldn't appear
August 23, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I'm fucked (unless leverman shows up)
August 22, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I know i'm already nearing retirement age going into my first year of teaching but I would have liked to believe I actually had something good to offer rather than just being good at filling space
August 14, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Every day is exactly the same but worse
August 13, 2025 at 6:42 PM
AI slop ads about stupid bullshit 👍👍👍
August 12, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Yesterday in 7/11 i saw an older guy with roughly this color of hair, maybe a slightly deeper shade. that's what I would go for
August 12, 2025 at 2:29 AM
"The worst thing about being a man is that people weren't nice enough to me 10 years ago, this is the same as dehumanization"
August 12, 2025 at 1:45 AM
has anyone made a blocklist for accounts like these yet

i know it's pointless because i'm sure 1,000 more were spawned in the time it took me to write this, but still
August 11, 2025 at 1:51 AM
bought a new phone
August 7, 2025 at 5:39 PM