nobody u. know (deceased) 🦚
@jumpagain.bsky.social
everything i post is completely right and correct. 27. questionable history teacher, perpetual homestar runner quoter. any pronouns i guess. my posts probably reflect others' opinions. i will probably follow you if you're from virginia lol
i dont have spotify but this is the closest thing i get to a wrapped
my quest for the 40 Most Softsational Soft Rock Songs is self-evident
my quest for the 40 Most Softsational Soft Rock Songs is self-evident
December 4, 2025 at 1:43 AM
i dont have spotify but this is the closest thing i get to a wrapped
my quest for the 40 Most Softsational Soft Rock Songs is self-evident
my quest for the 40 Most Softsational Soft Rock Songs is self-evident
I'm going to cry how the actual fuck are people like this still real
November 15, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I'm going to cry how the actual fuck are people like this still real
This is some crazy shit
November 11, 2025 at 1:20 AM
This is some crazy shit
If this happened, this is what I think the clitoris would do
November 1, 2025 at 10:13 PM
If this happened, this is what I think the clitoris would do
Disappointment acquired 👌
October 31, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Disappointment acquired 👌
This might be one of the best things I've made in a minute
October 13, 2025 at 12:58 AM
This might be one of the best things I've made in a minute
Got bored today and drew a self portrait on the back of my notepad
October 8, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Got bored today and drew a self portrait on the back of my notepad
Mentally im here
October 1, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Mentally im here
Commanders sucked today but at least there's soup
September 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Commanders sucked today but at least there's soup
Next time you go out you should recreate this
September 20, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Next time you go out you should recreate this
Feel like this rn
September 12, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Feel like this rn
We already had one of those, put some respect on my guy
September 11, 2025 at 8:28 PM
We already had one of those, put some respect on my guy
They keep telling me to practice self care, there you go
September 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
They keep telling me to practice self care, there you go
I believe it
Anyway this was my source, this has been in the back of my head the whole time
Anyway this was my source, this has been in the back of my head the whole time
August 30, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I believe it
Anyway this was my source, this has been in the back of my head the whole time
Anyway this was my source, this has been in the back of my head the whole time
Reminds me of this
August 26, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Reminds me of this
My opinion on this literally changes every five fucking minutes
Idk why the gen 6 text wouldn't appear
Idk why the gen 6 text wouldn't appear
August 23, 2025 at 4:32 AM
My opinion on this literally changes every five fucking minutes
Idk why the gen 6 text wouldn't appear
Idk why the gen 6 text wouldn't appear
I'm fucked (unless leverman shows up)
August 22, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I'm fucked (unless leverman shows up)
I know i'm already nearing retirement age going into my first year of teaching but I would have liked to believe I actually had something good to offer rather than just being good at filling space
August 14, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I know i'm already nearing retirement age going into my first year of teaching but I would have liked to believe I actually had something good to offer rather than just being good at filling space
Every day is exactly the same but worse
August 13, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Every day is exactly the same but worse
AI slop ads about stupid bullshit 👍👍👍
August 12, 2025 at 2:01 PM
AI slop ads about stupid bullshit 👍👍👍
Yesterday in 7/11 i saw an older guy with roughly this color of hair, maybe a slightly deeper shade. that's what I would go for
August 12, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Yesterday in 7/11 i saw an older guy with roughly this color of hair, maybe a slightly deeper shade. that's what I would go for
"The worst thing about being a man is that people weren't nice enough to me 10 years ago, this is the same as dehumanization"
August 12, 2025 at 1:45 AM
"The worst thing about being a man is that people weren't nice enough to me 10 years ago, this is the same as dehumanization"
has anyone made a blocklist for accounts like these yet
i know it's pointless because i'm sure 1,000 more were spawned in the time it took me to write this, but still
i know it's pointless because i'm sure 1,000 more were spawned in the time it took me to write this, but still
August 11, 2025 at 1:51 AM
has anyone made a blocklist for accounts like these yet
i know it's pointless because i'm sure 1,000 more were spawned in the time it took me to write this, but still
i know it's pointless because i'm sure 1,000 more were spawned in the time it took me to write this, but still
bought a new phone
August 7, 2025 at 5:39 PM
bought a new phone