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Refusing to use JSTOR because hunting and pecking through physical journals is “warmer” and “more alive”
November 19, 2025 at 12:55 PM
@taylorsnarr.bsky.social Hi good morning. Just curious if “actual”/“season” EPM is planned to be brought live for 2026. Thanks!
November 19, 2025 at 12:40 PM
This is exactly how I talk about my contrarian NBA takes
I understand that there is a popular narrative here and we’re all expected to simply repeat it in a giant circle to each other and reaffirm each other’s correctness, but I am distinct from many of you in that I have actually spent a lot of time looking at these figures. They are complex.
November 19, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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The fact that this might be the Rosetta Stone to contemporary life is fascinating
November 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
My five year old told me out of nowhere that he “intends to serve Sauron”, by which he means his older brother
November 19, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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CHESTER BENNINGTON
(chorus)
I'm Elmo's 𝗗𝗔𝗗
I'm tall and 𝗥𝗘𝗗

MIKE SHINODA
(quietly)
Tall and red all the time still I can't believe the son is mine
November 10, 2024 at 12:23 AM
My spreadsheets for managing big cooking/hosting events are immaculate
The reveal in here of her obsessively planning details for even small gatherings is extremely relatable. No other way to enjoy having friends over for a meal.
The author Joan Didion embraced Thanksgiving. And she staged it the same way she conjured her essays, novels, screenplays and memoirs, with an almost military mustering of planning and ambition.
November 18, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Baby’s first cancer scare (thanks to God I have completely beaten the allegations)
November 18, 2025 at 10:26 PM
This is a lot of fun and you should join
Folks the weather is officially under freezing which means it's time to do one of my favorite things again: invite all of you beautiful people to the best sports game ever played, Omnifantasy.
November 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Just like the Catholic bishops’ favorite theologians, The Game Awards only wants to recognize Japanese role playing games when they’re French and reactionary
November 18, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Can we all in the cold light of day now admit that the Shedeur thing was at least a little bit funny
November 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I wonder if you can make a turkey ramen soup broth
November 17, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 10:01 PM
When it’s going well
Fox guest on how to save money during the holidays:

"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
November 17, 2025 at 10:41 PM
The death of genuine American conservatism means I’m being deprived of the entertainment that would come with someone very seriously telling us that the natural result of ending the draft was that we’d lose our democracy to barbarians within a generation
November 17, 2025 at 1:32 PM
So there was a coupon and BJ’s gave me two whole turkeys for ten dollars. Does anybody have a good whole turkey recipe that isn’t roasting
November 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Bill Clinton, ruefully: He didn’t inhale
November 16, 2025 at 4:29 PM
“Americans can’t stand the communion of saints” - the basic argument of Pluribus
November 16, 2025 at 4:09 PM
The rats jump off the ship
The rats jump off the ship
Hi ho the derry-oh
The rats jump off the ship
November 16, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Excommunicate Tom Homan
Tom Homan says “the Catholic Church is wrong” to criticize the Trump administration’s treatment of migrants
November 15, 2025 at 5:28 PM
A real estate developer moves to a new city to take a promotion. He’s spent his whole life skirting the law, until one day he meets a Bill he can’t refuse. This Christmas, on the Hallmark Channel
November 15, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Rip to Elizabeth Holmes you would’ve gotten away with it all in 2025
November 14, 2025 at 11:52 PM
58% of republicans are serial killers
Only 29% of Americans support using the U.S. military to kill suspected drug traffickers without a judge or court being involved, a rebuke of President Donald Trump's strikes in the Caribbean and eastern Pacific Ocean, a Reuters/Ipsos poll found.

www.reuters.com/world/us/jus...
November 14, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I feel so seen by this. Yes lmao it did help
okay: have you tried a split keyboard, and did it help your back?? i am speaking exclusively to the 35+ crowd here, do not answer if you still buy ibuprofen in the small bottles
November 14, 2025 at 2:55 PM