juke
@jukemaid.bsky.social
juke || he/him || 32
i like to say bad words
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i like to say bad words
🏳️⚧️ ♿
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Helluva Boss | SINSMAS (S2E12)
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December 21, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Helluva Boss | SINSMAS (S2E12)
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I sleep with a knife under my pillow in case someone with assorted meats and cheeses breaks in and needs to make a charcuterie board
February 17, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I sleep with a knife under my pillow in case someone with assorted meats and cheeses breaks in and needs to make a charcuterie board
the real question i have is how the FUCK does the helluva jpn dub translate everything blitz says. i cant even fathom brandon not voicing him. what strings of vulgarity have they come up with....
December 23, 2025 at 5:01 AM
the real question i have is how the FUCK does the helluva jpn dub translate everything blitz says. i cant even fathom brandon not voicing him. what strings of vulgarity have they come up with....
i love blitz so so much hes such a great and tragic character. the actual definition of "cares too much" like it overflowed and circled back to jackass. NO ONE CAN HURT ME IF I HURT ME FIRST
December 23, 2025 at 4:53 AM
i love blitz so so much hes such a great and tragic character. the actual definition of "cares too much" like it overflowed and circled back to jackass. NO ONE CAN HURT ME IF I HURT ME FIRST
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October 17, 2024 at 7:53 AM
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Cop: Have you been drinking, sir?
Me: [just crashed into a tree completely sober while Googling “robot dicks”] Yes
Me: [just crashed into a tree completely sober while Googling “robot dicks”] Yes
December 20, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Cop: Have you been drinking, sir?
Me: [just crashed into a tree completely sober while Googling “robot dicks”] Yes
Me: [just crashed into a tree completely sober while Googling “robot dicks”] Yes
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April 2, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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you’ve just always been so unbothered by everything, almost bulletproof #helluvaboss #stolitz
November 4, 2024 at 2:29 PM
you’ve just always been so unbothered by everything, almost bulletproof #helluvaboss #stolitz
people freaking out over waiting for the next season of smth and its barely been a year since the last one ended. am i just time blinded for thinking thats silly bc it feels very silly. a year is NOTHING
December 21, 2025 at 4:07 AM
people freaking out over waiting for the next season of smth and its barely been a year since the last one ended. am i just time blinded for thinking thats silly bc it feels very silly. a year is NOTHING
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December 16, 2025 at 7:05 PM
i like how both the hellaverse shows take place in the pride ring bc it gives the vibe of crazy shit happening in another major city that you dont care about
December 19, 2025 at 11:53 PM
i like how both the hellaverse shows take place in the pride ring bc it gives the vibe of crazy shit happening in another major city that you dont care about
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[making pizza rolls]
instructions: heat them up
me: yes
instructions: let them cool
me: no
instructions: heat them up
me: yes
instructions: let them cool
me: no
January 21, 2025 at 2:28 PM
[making pizza rolls]
instructions: heat them up
me: yes
instructions: let them cool
me: no
instructions: heat them up
me: yes
instructions: let them cool
me: no
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October 27, 2024 at 2:21 AM
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April 29, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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December 16, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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Duck Quacks Ass Off All Day To Come Home To This Shit https://theonion.com/duck-quacks-ass-off-all-day-to-come-home-to-this-shit-1851177872/
December 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Duck Quacks Ass Off All Day To Come Home To This Shit https://theonion.com/duck-quacks-ass-off-all-day-to-come-home-to-this-shit-1851177872/
legally cant make fun of the french anymore since a handful of them made me cry like a bitch
December 17, 2025 at 3:20 AM
legally cant make fun of the french anymore since a handful of them made me cry like a bitch
havent been able to desktop game since august... my steam replay is gonna be fucked
December 16, 2025 at 7:30 PM
havent been able to desktop game since august... my steam replay is gonna be fucked
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December 15, 2025 at 3:51 PM
i love blitz bc he would point at a straight couple and call them gay while holding hands with his bf
December 16, 2025 at 3:16 AM
i love blitz bc he would point at a straight couple and call them gay while holding hands with his bf
christ i have so many phone calls to make
December 15, 2025 at 9:19 PM
christ i have so many phone calls to make
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December 12, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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so insanely fucking real for this
December 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
so insanely fucking real for this