shinzo abe lincoln
@juicecollector.bsky.social
posting refugee
the artist formerly known as twilight fan account
the artist formerly known as twilight fan account
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NYPD CHIEF: give me some good news, you assholes!
DETECTIVE: we got nothin', Chief. this guy's good. he knows all our methods. he could be anywhere
JUNIOR DETECTIVE: it's like... he never left at all...
[Everyone turns to glance at PRETTY DETECTIVE]
DETECTIVE: we got nothin', Chief. this guy's good. he knows all our methods. he could be anywhere
JUNIOR DETECTIVE: it's like... he never left at all...
[Everyone turns to glance at PRETTY DETECTIVE]
December 8, 2024 at 2:50 PM
NYPD CHIEF: give me some good news, you assholes!
DETECTIVE: we got nothin', Chief. this guy's good. he knows all our methods. he could be anywhere
JUNIOR DETECTIVE: it's like... he never left at all...
[Everyone turns to glance at PRETTY DETECTIVE]
DETECTIVE: we got nothin', Chief. this guy's good. he knows all our methods. he could be anywhere
JUNIOR DETECTIVE: it's like... he never left at all...
[Everyone turns to glance at PRETTY DETECTIVE]
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ok, i’ll bite: what’s Syria?
December 8, 2024 at 4:32 AM
ok, i’ll bite: what’s Syria?
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need to buy a choker and fishnet shirt so i can go to the portland sex club
December 7, 2024 at 12:20 AM
need to buy a choker and fishnet shirt so i can go to the portland sex club
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(breaks my own glasses in anger) hey man im a self described empath with a flourishing small business. sooooo maybe you should harm urself & jump into a really thick shrub & die (the bartender cuts me off) wait no pleaseee ive only been 21 for four minutes i wanted to see what a 2nd beer tastes like
December 7, 2024 at 12:08 AM
(breaks my own glasses in anger) hey man im a self described empath with a flourishing small business. sooooo maybe you should harm urself & jump into a really thick shrub & die (the bartender cuts me off) wait no pleaseee ive only been 21 for four minutes i wanted to see what a 2nd beer tastes like
zhorkin on my pernets
November 29, 2024 at 2:01 AM
zhorkin on my pernets
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Fish are so stupid. There’s a whole type of animal that lives underwater and gets around by shaking its ass. Get the fuck out of here.
November 28, 2024 at 3:05 PM
Fish are so stupid. There’s a whole type of animal that lives underwater and gets around by shaking its ass. Get the fuck out of here.
staying at my parents house sucks because where am i supposed to go to jacque off
November 29, 2024 at 1:20 AM
staying at my parents house sucks because where am i supposed to go to jacque off
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I wouldn’t make a Faustian bargain because I don’t speak German
November 28, 2024 at 11:04 PM
I wouldn’t make a Faustian bargain because I don’t speak German
i could never be poly i have literally no game. i simply need to be hornier
November 29, 2024 at 12:50 AM
i could never be poly i have literally no game. i simply need to be hornier
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not to be a conspiracy theorist but i wish More Of You understood the extremely delicate political climate that bluesky is now operating in with the recent fascist ascendancy and right wing media apparatus that seeks to snuff out any threat to their disinformation monopoly which bluesky represents.
November 29, 2024 at 12:21 AM
not to be a conspiracy theorist but i wish More Of You understood the extremely delicate political climate that bluesky is now operating in with the recent fascist ascendancy and right wing media apparatus that seeks to snuff out any threat to their disinformation monopoly which bluesky represents.
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Imagine how wild the Beatles’ music could’ve been if they’d gotten into drugs
November 28, 2024 at 8:28 PM
Imagine how wild the Beatles’ music could’ve been if they’d gotten into drugs
fortnite magic the gathering drives me absolutely insane but if there was arcane mtg cards i would go bankrupt
November 29, 2024 at 12:26 AM
fortnite magic the gathering drives me absolutely insane but if there was arcane mtg cards i would go bankrupt
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all hail the thanksgiving tube
November 28, 2024 at 8:25 PM
all hail the thanksgiving tube
thanksgiving is awesome because i get to have 1 (one) drink at 3 pm and then post heyyy haha hornily under a bunch of selfies
November 29, 2024 at 12:21 AM
thanksgiving is awesome because i get to have 1 (one) drink at 3 pm and then post heyyy haha hornily under a bunch of selfies
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1 repost = 1 ibuprofen
November 28, 2024 at 11:32 PM
1 repost = 1 ibuprofen
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Amazons workers across 20 countries, including the United States, are striking against what the organizing labor union calls anti-worker and anti-democratic practices.
Amazon workers on strike from Black Friday to Cyber Monday
(WFXR) – Amazons workers across 20 countries, including the United States, are striking against what the organizing labor union calls anti-worker and anti-democratic practices.
www.cbs42.com
November 28, 2024 at 6:06 PM
Amazons workers across 20 countries, including the United States, are striking against what the organizing labor union calls anti-worker and anti-democratic practices.
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i love hanging and chilling
November 25, 2024 at 6:57 AM
i love hanging and chilling
new arcane episodes got me on all fours begging god
November 17, 2024 at 3:37 AM
new arcane episodes got me on all fours begging god
hey siri, can you overdose on manzanilla olives?
November 14, 2024 at 7:23 PM
hey siri, can you overdose on manzanilla olives?
we did it joe, we won the info wars
I would like to reiterate: We own everything. The broadcasting equipment, the supplements, the intellectual property for Brain Force Plus. We are still trying to figure out what to do with it.
November 14, 2024 at 7:15 PM
we did it joe, we won the info wars
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sometimes when you use a bidet it just gets your whole cheeks wet and sometimes it goes up your hole with laser like precision
November 14, 2024 at 6:46 PM
sometimes when you use a bidet it just gets your whole cheeks wet and sometimes it goes up your hole with laser like precision
re-skeeting for attention. gimme
time to post this image i made back in 2022 again
November 14, 2024 at 6:43 PM
re-skeeting for attention. gimme
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I’m betting most of you won’t even storm the capitol building on behalf of Joe brandon
November 6, 2024 at 1:18 PM
I’m betting most of you won’t even storm the capitol building on behalf of Joe brandon