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juca.bsky.social
Juca
@juca.bsky.social
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faço várias coisas apesar de ter muita preguiça de fazer qualquer coisa
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juca.bsky.social
Parecer sobre a internet hoje: quanto dedão feio
October 6, 2024 at 7:51 PM
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presentcorrect.bsky.social
Type lovers, you need this huge collection of old razor blade wrappers in your life. www.presentandcorrect.com/blogs/blog/s...
September 18, 2024 at 4:02 PM
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possumeveryhour.io
January 16, 2024 at 5:00 PM
juca.bsky.social
eu tenho certeza que vou viver uns três anos a menos só por causa do ódio que a comunidade analógica brasileira já me fez passar
October 22, 2023 at 12:39 PM
juca.bsky.social
o sistema operacional Android é um atentado criminoso contra a humanidade
October 18, 2023 at 12:50 AM
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aniceburrito.bsky.social
The joke is on you, Baby.
October 16, 2023 at 6:45 PM
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catsofyore.bsky.social
"I felt very unhappy after you drove off yesterday." 1879. www.gutenberg.org/files/32069/...
Illustration of black ink on a stark white background. A shorthaired tabby cat is sitting up but slightly hunched between two outdoor garden pillars, facing away from the viewer and watching a horse and buggy disappear down a winding lane in the distance. Text at the bottom of the image reads "I felt very unhappy after you drove off yesterday."
October 16, 2023 at 11:27 PM
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mariephillips.bsky.social
Took me so long to figure out this was the Culinary Institute of America
October 14, 2023 at 9:28 AM
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gorilagato.bsky.social
todo instrumento é de percussão se você souber tocar
October 12, 2023 at 11:38 AM
juca.bsky.social
hoje o rapaz da segurança do trabalho fez um comentário que eu não consegui entender se foi homofóbico ou se foi sobre a lei geral de proteção de dados
October 11, 2023 at 7:28 PM
juca.bsky.social
acho que o único objetivo de vida de longo prazo que eu tenho hoje é não virar dev
October 10, 2023 at 2:29 PM
juca.bsky.social
Mandei foto das gatas e não elogiou -> block
October 9, 2023 at 9:04 PM
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pixelatedboat.bsky.social
### This post is a test of the Bluesky emergency alert system ###
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HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK AWOOOOOOO
October 4, 2023 at 8:19 PM
juca.bsky.social
Maior efeito disso é não saber se ainda é normal eu continuar ficando com universitários ou se já devia buscar beijar bocas celetistas
October 3, 2023 at 5:35 PM
juca.bsky.social
Vivo um dilema curioso de estar com laços de menos com a universidade pra ainda me considerar universitário, mas também sem compromisso suficiente pra me autodeclarar adulto profissional por completo
October 3, 2023 at 5:34 PM
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fishtopher.bsky.social
oh wow oh boy some plain cooked unseasoned chicken all for me!!!
Fishtopher, a brown and black striped tabby cat, sitting on a tile floor. His green eyes sparkle with excitement as he looks up at my hand holding a piece of chicken. Fishtopher is now about to eat the chicken, his mouth open very wide and blurry with movement. His head is thrown back and his nose sticks up in the air.
September 28, 2023 at 10:52 PM
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pixelatedboat.bsky.social
No one had ever heard the word “lumbar” before 1995. Whole thing was made up by the chair industry
September 29, 2023 at 1:18 AM
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jntod.bsky.social
Street's like a jungle
September 27, 2023 at 8:00 PM
juca.bsky.social
achei horrível o friends of friends do bereal. se a pessoa é amiga dos meus amigos e não é amiga minha, com certeza tem motivos pra isso
September 27, 2023 at 9:28 PM
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jpjordan.bsky.social
*Flirting*

"And is there a Mr Paint?"
September 19, 2023 at 8:14 PM
juca.bsky.social
September 16, 2023 at 4:29 PM
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bombsfall.bsky.social
*guy from Blur voice* woo hoo
September 16, 2023 at 7:41 AM
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georgialux.bsky.social
Introducing Boilet, the FIRST toilet that keeps the bowl water at a perfect 100 degrees Celsius
September 11, 2023 at 10:45 PM
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pfrazee.com
wdym I can't run marketing
a little fluffy white dog dressed in a tophat and bowtie with the caption "Bluesky"
September 11, 2023 at 10:57 PM
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bomsenhor.bsky.social
parece muito conveniente que Nossa Senhora tenha descoberto Curitiba no dia 8 de setembro, mas eis os mistérios da nossa Fé
September 9, 2023 at 7:54 PM