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afivegantenna.bsky.social
(Premium users can also converse with Satan.)
Text With Jesus offers users an interactive experience with a religious deity. In other words, users can text questions to Jesus and get a response. (Premium users can also converse with Satan.)
November 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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jane.meangirls.online
it's so fucked up that we're ruled by a bunch of pedophiles who type like Charlie Kelly
November 13, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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emmaberquist.bsky.social
Americans might not understand it, but in many cultures it’s considered bad or even immoral to be a child rapist
November 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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edzitron.com
Is that good
international.cnbc.com CNBC International @international.cnbc.com · 4d
Japanese giant SoftBank said Tuesday it has sold its entire stake in tech giant Nvidia for $5.83 billion.

Click here to read more: https://cnb.cx/49LCIs8
November 11, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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junlper.beer
we’re about to start seeing a lot of “here’s a cost effective meal your grandparents made during the great depression”
international.cnbc.com CNBC International @international.cnbc.com · 4d
Japanese giant SoftBank said Tuesday it has sold its entire stake in tech giant Nvidia for $5.83 billion.

Click here to read more: https://cnb.cx/49LCIs8
November 11, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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parismarx.com
Mark Carney’s Liberals were not elected on a mandate to gut Canada Post, but they’re doing it anyway.

The minister intervened to begin the process, now management has now submitted a restructuring plan *in the middle of collective bargaining* that it refuses to share with Canadians.
Canada Post submits overhaul plan to the federal government | CBC News
Canada Post has submitted its plan to the federal government to transform its struggling business model into a financially sustainable postal service.
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November 11, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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internethippo.bsky.social
I have to hand it to them, it's an incredible bit to publicly lose a game of chicken, admit that's what happened, and then spend the next day lecturing everyone about courage and tenacity
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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manucleardevice.bsky.social
If it’s not controlled opposition how would it be any different
November 10, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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theonion.com
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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internethippo.bsky.social
If I give the bully my lunch money every day eventually he will die of old age
March 21, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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outsidewolves.bsky.social
#computer #tractor_feed #trypophobia
A cartoon drawing of an exasperated wolf holding a sheet of tractor feed computer paper that is composed entirely of tear-off tractor holes. Text above him reads "TRACTOR FEED COMPUTER PAPER 8.5 x 11 Oops! All Holes!"
November 7, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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transmetropolitanr.bsky.social
lol
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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serife.bsky.social
New art video just dropped! The 7 Trillion Dollar Seance 🔮 This is meant to be performed live, recited in front of the video at conferences, museums, public events. It got a standing ovation at Tech Together in NYC. Your phone works but best on your largest screen.
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The 7 Trillion Dollar Seance
Şerife Wong The 7 Trillion Dollar Seance 2025 Original score by Jeromey Cooks (rikuwru) This video is part of Icarus Salon. It is intended to be viewed in…
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November 5, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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lebassett.bsky.social
One of the funnier denials I’ve ever read
November 5, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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roryblank.bsky.social
ok this is what a bunch of sesame street characters would look like without their fur
Big text at the top says "ok this is what a bunch of sesame street characters would look like without their fur" This is followed by four consecutive drawings that are exactly of that. Grover is a man in his underwear with no ears and large bulbous eyes. A textbox says "this is what you wanted" Cookie monster is a large man with a small head, also in his underwear, with his eyes erupting from the top of his head. An accompanying text box says "you asked for this." Grover is a slouched, pale man with a wide head and wideset eyes, and a nose like a snake, he may be nude but it's unclear, since his waist is off screen. "Your desire for knowledge led you to this point" Elmo is a thin man in underwear, with eyes jutting from the top of his head and a bulbous nose. He has another face coming out of his chest. "ask yourself if you really needed everything answered."
November 5, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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ldobsonhughes.bsky.social
Staring at Canada's own gender-based analysis of its budget. Give you one guess at the main beneficiary of all the major spending investments....
November 5, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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theonion.com
In Memoriam:

Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War
November 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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nerdjpg.com
It’s truly tragic how many of these US war criminals like Cheney never face justice and die in their peacefully in their homes in their 80s and 90s. I want to be happy he is dead but I am not. The million people he killed didnt get the luxury to die how he did.
November 4, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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roryblank.bsky.social
The Amazing World Of Tomorrow
A comic strip titled The Amazing World of Tomorrow. A food delivery robot cooler drives down a sidewalk. It crashes into a rental scooter. It backs up. It crashes into the rental scooter again. The scooter wobbles. The scooter falls to the ground as the food delivery robot backs up again. A driverless taxi crashes into both the scooter and the food delivery robot sending them flying.
November 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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phineas.bsky.social
New awareness campaign
A digital poster in the style of a World War II propaganda piece. Isolaed on a yellow background, a normal, squarish, 20-something guy with glasses is sitting working on a laptop. A ghostly figure of Hitler has his arm around the guy and is grinning and shaking a fist triumphantly looking at the laptop screen. On the lid of the laptop where an apple might otherwise be is an openAI logo, bright green, and dripping green ooze down the lid. Text on the poster, in combinations of sans-serif type and brush script reads: Using Generative AI? You’re prompting with Hitler! GenAI is a Fascist Project! Try using your brain instead Don’t surrender your creativity to the tech billionaire’s control
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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internethippo.bsky.social
For years people made fun of big tech for inventing things that already exist and they responded with their magnum opus: inventing fascism. Incredible work
November 3, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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murderxbryan.bsky.social
Folks, when you’ve got it you’ve got it
November 1, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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parismarx.com
wow, such brilliance, thank you genius king. good thing so many people worshipped this dumbass for so long.
murderxbryan.bsky.social 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 13d
Folks, when you’ve got it you’ve got it
November 1, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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theonion.com
RFK Jr. Greets Trick-Or-Treaters With Big Bowl Of Ape Glands https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-greets-trick-or-treaters-with-big-bowl-of-ape-glands/
RFK Jr. Greets Trick-Or-Treaters With Big Bowl Of Ape Glands
October 31, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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antlervel.vet
heppy halloween
Pumpkin Dance Miles Remix
YouTube video by AviticusEstrael
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October 30, 2025 at 4:09 PM