Jared
@jrojo1212.bsky.social
A dirty boy who comes down on the side of dissonance, I can't even relax without sirens off in the distances
The Carolina Panthers
January 10, 2026 at 10:47 PM
The Carolina Panthers
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I saw this video of a Vietnam vet in the fur coat yelling at ICE and thought to myself, "this is missing something," before I realized, "Ah, of course, the Ether instrumental. It's so obvious."
January 9, 2026 at 7:53 PM
I saw this video of a Vietnam vet in the fur coat yelling at ICE and thought to myself, "this is missing something," before I realized, "Ah, of course, the Ether instrumental. It's so obvious."
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I do still think Harbaugh is a good coach, but I’d be more interested in him as a candidate after a year away where he evaluated what went wrong in Baltimore. The breakdown with Lamar is probably a big part, but the blown lead thing was real. There was always something missing there. What was it?
January 6, 2026 at 10:56 PM
I do still think Harbaugh is a good coach, but I’d be more interested in him as a candidate after a year away where he evaluated what went wrong in Baltimore. The breakdown with Lamar is probably a big part, but the blown lead thing was real. There was always something missing there. What was it?
Oh shit lmao
BREAKING: The Ravens have fired head coach John Harbaugh, per source.
Harbaugh won Super Bowl XLVII and six division titles with Baltimore in 18 seasons.
Harbaugh won Super Bowl XLVII and six division titles with Baltimore in 18 seasons.
January 6, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Oh shit lmao
Hang the fucking banner.
December 17, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Hang the fucking banner.
Insane pass.
December 17, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Insane pass.
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Objectively one of the worst signings in sports history. Period. Not just Major League Baseball. All of sports
November 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Objectively one of the worst signings in sports history. Period. Not just Major League Baseball. All of sports
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Wheel of Fortune has DraftKings partnerships?
November 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Wheel of Fortune has DraftKings partnerships?
Honestly, they probably undersold it
People are calling my lede here "appalling," "nightmare fuel," "actively evil," and "a desecration of the human spirit"
The Olivia Nuzzi and RFK Jr. Affair Is Messier Than We Ever Could Have Imagined
Inside the most important, and also least important, story of our time
www.theringer.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Honestly, they probably undersold it
Hell fucking yes
HOOOOOOOOOOOLY 💩 VICTOR...
They called a foul on the floor but Wemby slamming on Draymond on the inbounds is cinema and Wemby let Dray know after the slam
They called a foul on the floor but Wemby slamming on Draymond on the inbounds is cinema and Wemby let Dray know after the slam
November 15, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Hell fucking yes
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A lot of media members are being real mouthy today about the mere suggestion that they probably should have done *something* with the pretty sizable amount of incriminating information they had.
Odd.
Odd.
November 13, 2025 at 10:11 PM
A lot of media members are being real mouthy today about the mere suggestion that they probably should have done *something* with the pretty sizable amount of incriminating information they had.
Odd.
Odd.
This is rude lmao. Accurate but rude.
Josh Giddey (De'Andre Hunter) ruled out Monday.
November 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
This is rude lmao. Accurate but rude.
The top of Wemby's head not being able to fit in the graphic is hilarious
November 8, 2025 at 1:30 AM
The top of Wemby's head not being able to fit in the graphic is hilarious
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ahhhh that one beautiful day when it felt like these people finally became a punchline rather than a threat, that the whole world could see these halfwits couldn't even organize a press conference let alone run a whole country
then 4 years later they're back failing to run the country again
then 4 years later they're back failing to run the country again
HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
November 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
ahhhh that one beautiful day when it felt like these people finally became a punchline rather than a threat, that the whole world could see these halfwits couldn't even organize a press conference let alone run a whole country
then 4 years later they're back failing to run the country again
then 4 years later they're back failing to run the country again
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just want to correct everyone: this is the WESTCHESTER KNICKS logo, not the NY Knicks. The G League affiliate, which is fitting.
The White House just posted this they are not mad they swear they are so not mad
November 5, 2025 at 4:10 AM
just want to correct everyone: this is the WESTCHESTER KNICKS logo, not the NY Knicks. The G League affiliate, which is fitting.
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the blue jays' only mistake was in the end its most costly
November 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
the blue jays' only mistake was in the end its most costly
Oh my fucking goodness they did it LMAO
November 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Oh my fucking goodness they did it LMAO
Watching Vlad Jr blossom into a SUPERSTAR superstar has been fucking amazing to watch
November 2, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Watching Vlad Jr blossom into a SUPERSTAR superstar has been fucking amazing to watch
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The Joe Buck tweet is exactly ten years (and now 7 minutes) old
October 28, 2025 at 5:20 AM
The Joe Buck tweet is exactly ten years (and now 7 minutes) old
Hilarious fucking baseball game we've got going on
A tradition unlike any other: first-ballot Hall of Famer Clayton Kershaw warming up in a postseason game over a chyron of career postseason stats that are roughly Brett Tomko's Third-Best Season.
October 28, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Hilarious fucking baseball game we've got going on
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gonna be honest I'm a little surprised the FBI still has people doing standard FBI stuff
October 23, 2025 at 1:11 PM
gonna be honest I'm a little surprised the FBI still has people doing standard FBI stuff
Oh my goodness
Portland Trail Blazers coach Chauncey Billups has been arrested by the FBI for alleged illegal gambling, sources tell ESPN.
October 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Oh my goodness
My jaw was on the ground. 40/15 with 0 turnovers
Victor Wembanyama makes me feel like I’m 8 years old. Watching him do this to Anthony Davis (!) is hard to process. All you can do is laugh out loud.
October 23, 2025 at 4:24 AM
My jaw was on the ground. 40/15 with 0 turnovers