hot yoga ladies are on his ass

As someone who finds ASMR grating this is impeccable.

Fuck this stupid team forever or six and a half days before I talk myself back into it

its fun seeing "americas team" honor the nickname by circling the toilet due to mismanagement by a dictatorial, dementia addled old man in a position of power hes unqualified for

Golf overtime is too sensible. Why aren’t they starting at the 25 yard line and only playing with putters

Today from Tupelo, Miss.

disband the falcons and disperse their assets among people in need

my Jimmy Carter fun fact was that he was such a big wrestling fan that he invited Mr. Wrestling II to his inauguration, but Mr Wrestling II declined because he had to reveal his identity to the secret service

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Dear children's author, I want to talk to you about kerning.

Big Red dropped dat azz.

CHARLIE BROWN: happy thanksgiving!
CHARLIE BROWN’S PARENTS: wah wah wah
CHARLIE BROWN: I cannot believe you said that that’s racist
CHARLIE BROWN’S PARENTS: wah wah wah
CHARLIE BROWN: he’s not my President
CHARLIE BROWN’S PARENTS: wah wah wah
CHARLIE BROWN: I am too your son

Tip to everyone in the kitchen this morning: Pretend you’re in The Bear and shout “behind!” and “hands!” and call everyone chef.

Family members will want to kill your before noon.

The start of a new Thanksgiving tradition.