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Meegan🌙[Beegan🐝]
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ima 🐝 that wears 👒outfits and loves 🖤💛the burgh

*shitposts abound, not every post is serious
*all posts are mine, never ever reflect on my employer
*banner by @riotgrlerin.bsky.social
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Empathy is the enemy of fascism.
When I find myself out feeling snacky
My back snack pack calls to me
Whisper words of nom nom
Lettuce bee
Play on: ‘Let it be’🤗
November 22, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Ok. Wait. Who else was extremely attracted to Bernard from The Santa Clause? I'm trying to prove something.
November 22, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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I was back and then not back and then I am here but I gotta go for a bit. But it's FRIDAY so I will actually be back after work u guys I promise!!
November 21, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Wait wait wait wait "hemp products"??? So like, no more Hempz lotion???? Wtf man
Here are the Senators who voted to criminalize hemp products:
November 11, 2025 at 4:24 AM
WE ARE united. You bobble head.

Don't fucking scold US. We're the voters. We did our fucking jobs less than a week ago. We did a damn good job and we are pretty damn united right now.

Now go do YOUR fucking job. Go scold your dumbass coworkers who didn't stay united with the rest of us. Holy shit.
The sooner we get past internal recriminations and back to fighting united, the better off we all are — the likelier our victory next November.
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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touchin grass & gettin hitched to that ass
November 10, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Please you guys. You do not need to remind PA to primary Fetterman. We know. We cant do that shit until 2028. And we're still bullying his ass in the meantime.

Let us Pennsylvanians continue mourning our complete lack of representation in the senate in peace. Please. I stg.
November 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
"Why is lying, going behind their back, and purposefully betraying the trust of my partner(s) bad?"

Oof. Holy shit buddy. Let me guess, you arent in a relationship or youve never been in a relationship?

Infidelity is bad. Hope this helps.
November 6, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Who wants to vibe to the Code Lyoko opening and eat bagel bites with me
November 6, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Pittsburgh people!!! Check this out!!!

You can tag this pgh311 bsky account to report things like dangerous broken storm drain gates, and Pittsburgh 311 system will submit a work ticket for you :)
@pgh311.bsky.social
Broken drain grate at the corner of Forbes & Murray in Squirrel Hill big enough an adult’s foot can easily fall into it. Same corner as the library but closer to the corner. Please replace with safer design.
November 6, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Bond girl who's thing is always doing duck face.
November 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Platypussy (Noun) a serving of pussy

Ex: I came home from work and my wife served me a platypussy.
November 5, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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shaking my ass to the mamdani song
November 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I just found a "post ideas" note I started a few months ago and clearly forgot about. This is what it said:

platypussy
November 5, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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[watching icarus fall] oh no ur so sexy aha
November 5, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Brittney was put under a conservatorship for no fucking reason. And here is crusty ass Representative Mike Collins is out here in public, being unfathomably psychotic, calling on the white house to nuke his own fucking country.
November 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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I think the next steps we need to take is to perfect the sandwich cannon and mass produce them to stop ICE
November 5, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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For a bit I forgot that the current political movement was won with a weak minority and is managed by annoying dorks who nobody likes who have terrible vibes. This video has 1.3 million likes and is a good reminder that better things are possible, even for those of us outside NYC. A good night!
November 5, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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votes are now called skeets
November 5, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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BLUESKY ELDER ELECTED NYC MAYOR
November 5, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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This labeller never misses
November 5, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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This is Andrew Cuomo's 9/11
November 5, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM