journcy
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somewhere below bedrock. this is apparently a jamie paige fan account
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sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
![Screenshot of an email:
Subject: [PIPEXP-1192] Login Access Request
To: me
Good morning Kimberly! =^uwu^=;;
I’m sorry to hear that you’re having trouble logging into Jellyfin! It looks like your SSO account was indeed deactivated on 2025 Dec 15.
According to our records,
1. On or about 2025 Nov 15, you were broken up with by ___, who noted this as a “final break” on vis event report sheet. I’m also seeing that Ve ticked the “Unilateral” box, meaning it isn’t contestable.
2. Our Salesforce shows you aren’t close to any other polycule members
Unfortunately, our solo-poly access policy doesn’t allow us to extend resources to unpartnered members after the 30 day grace period following your break. This includes entertainment resources (Jellyfin / *darr / nzbget / Pornhub for Enterprise™ seat), as well as O365™, Adobe CC™, and shell access on the Nix clusters. We’re so sorry for your loss, cutie!! 😭💜
If you have any questions, you can reply to this email to generate another ticket, or you can contact zzzoeee@ from our Partner Infra team (note: three Zs and three Es in their LDAP, we have a lot of Zoes here!)
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Partner Infra Platform Experiences team
As a courtesy, a copy of this email has been sent to your manager listed in Workday™
New name or pronouns? Dating someone new? Just visit go/update-me to update your account!
Include this line in your email to comment on the ticket: 250e084a-b937-47a6-948d-b519112ad35a](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rhtazgvloflondzburvubdft/bafkreids254lgwtdyd62paodq5ynb5tatkemp5l77ynw6udhshedj6pab4@jpeg)
December 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
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im da king of da jong baby
November 28, 2025 at 5:53 AM
im da king of da jong baby
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Other people probably have smarter thoughts about this than I do, but I think part of the impulse behind prediction markets is just “In a world where everyone is in their own media bubble, crowdsourced betting markets is at least a quantifiable way of measuring conventional wisdom.”
The thing about truth is that it’s immutable. Trying to dissolve it is like trying to drain the ocean. Sure you can nibble around the edges but eventually some combination of politics (best case), economics (bad case), or physics (worst case) returns everyone to reality.
This is maybe the one area of my life where I am a genuine pessimist. I think the dissolution of truth is inevitable in a world where almost all information flows through the internet, but even so I am dismayed that conservatives are right now trying like hell to own and hasten that process.
December 4, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Other people probably have smarter thoughts about this than I do, but I think part of the impulse behind prediction markets is just “In a world where everyone is in their own media bubble, crowdsourced betting markets is at least a quantifiable way of measuring conventional wisdom.”
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This gender classification system blows we should move to a tag based system
October 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
This gender classification system blows we should move to a tag based system
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my secret is that i take shots of an extremely unpleasant concoction of ginger and cayenne every 2.5 hours and it locks me back in
October 3, 2025 at 10:11 PM
my secret is that i take shots of an extremely unpleasant concoction of ginger and cayenne every 2.5 hours and it locks me back in
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So are we talking "0% probability" like "I get it but it's not gonna happen" or "0% probability" like "not representable in your ontology"
October 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
So are we talking "0% probability" like "I get it but it's not gonna happen" or "0% probability" like "not representable in your ontology"
type of guy who prefers to consume only media that has had more hours of human attention directed toward its creation than toward its consumption
October 3, 2025 at 10:41 PM
type of guy who prefers to consume only media that has had more hours of human attention directed toward its creation than toward its consumption
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wait sorry it was machine love 😭 my memory is so bad
the sentence mixing in the chorus is bizarrely good, like paul mccartney vocaloid real
youtu.be/BJz6S4rgw4k
the sentence mixing in the chorus is bizarrely good, like paul mccartney vocaloid real
youtu.be/BJz6S4rgw4k
Machine Love (feat. Jerry Temporary)
YouTube video by VvvvvaVvvvvvr
youtu.be
October 2, 2025 at 5:43 PM
wait sorry it was machine love 😭 my memory is so bad
the sentence mixing in the chorus is bizarrely good, like paul mccartney vocaloid real
youtu.be/BJz6S4rgw4k
the sentence mixing in the chorus is bizarrely good, like paul mccartney vocaloid real
youtu.be/BJz6S4rgw4k
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i'm gonna be on da freakin radio
❤️ANNOUNCEMENT💚
TOMORROW ON MY RADIO SHOW I’LL BE JOINED BUY THE SPECTACULAR JAMIE PAIGE !!! ( @jamies.page )
youre telling me a shrimp can guest on this radio show ..? tune in for 🦐
⛓️💥 BELOW !! ⤵️⤵️
#vocaloid #ボーカロイド
TOMORROW ON MY RADIO SHOW I’LL BE JOINED BUY THE SPECTACULAR JAMIE PAIGE !!! ( @jamies.page )
youre telling me a shrimp can guest on this radio show ..? tune in for 🦐
⛓️💥 BELOW !! ⤵️⤵️
#vocaloid #ボーカロイド
September 25, 2025 at 9:57 PM
i'm gonna be on da freakin radio
Anyway yes I'm in Japan. Yes it may have been for the Digital Stars tour. No I am not taking questions from the press at this time
unfortunately, due to unexpected issues with Crypton obtaining my work visa in time, i will be unable to perform for Digital Stars 2025 in Japan.
the shows will still happen without me, but Crypton will be issuing ticket refunds on request.
(reposting their announcement image)
the shows will still happen without me, but Crypton will be issuing ticket refunds on request.
(reposting their announcement image)
September 9, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Anyway yes I'm in Japan. Yes it may have been for the Digital Stars tour. No I am not taking questions from the press at this time
@thetetra.space Your review of the Sunshine 60 Observation Deck was spot on, no notes. It rocks up here
September 9, 2025 at 3:37 AM
@thetetra.space Your review of the Sunshine 60 Observation Deck was spot on, no notes. It rocks up here
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it has been [0] days since `wget`-ing a URL with a `&` in it
September 5, 2025 at 4:58 PM
it has been [0] days since `wget`-ing a URL with a `&` in it
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the act of listening to jamie paige is called Jaming
July 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
the act of listening to jamie paige is called Jaming
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peopel who listen to jamie paige are called Jamers
July 28, 2025 at 5:45 PM
peopel who listen to jamie paige are called Jamers
Enjoying this period where Manifesto is Jamie's depending-how-you-count-it most recently released song and it completes the wheel all the way back to Decree, signifying the beginning of the new Jamie P-Era. Of course this is confirmed by the lyrics on the demo version on the June 2024 Jamie P Jam Pa
September 4, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Enjoying this period where Manifesto is Jamie's depending-how-you-count-it most recently released song and it completes the wheel all the way back to Decree, signifying the beginning of the new Jamie P-Era. Of course this is confirmed by the lyrics on the demo version on the June 2024 Jamie P Jam Pa
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i am the only person who knows how to use bluesky correctly and also i am very good at it
August 31, 2025 at 12:10 AM
i am the only person who knows how to use bluesky correctly and also i am very good at it
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Have you destroyed the Trojan Horse? Just use the Zakrello. Mass-produce the Big Zam. The Gouf can do it. Literally just use the Adzam. This is a job for the Gogg. Dude use the Zeong. It's a Bigro specialty. Use the Gelgoog. The Gelgoog can do it. Just send the Gelgoog at it. Deploy the Gelgoog to d
May 7, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Have you destroyed the Trojan Horse? Just use the Zakrello. Mass-produce the Big Zam. The Gouf can do it. Literally just use the Adzam. This is a job for the Gogg. Dude use the Zeong. It's a Bigro specialty. Use the Gelgoog. The Gelgoog can do it. Just send the Gelgoog at it. Deploy the Gelgoog to d