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I live in my mind fortress thinking about stuff. Male.

PFP: Jerry Gonzalez
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November 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Never smoke a cart using the contraption
November 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
When the baddie from Johannesburg 💔💔💔
November 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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i think we should have a soundcloud alternative on atproto. that would be cool
November 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
instead of splitting the class alphabetically like last exam my professor has instead opted to put the first student alphabetically in room A, second in Room B, third Room A, etc. and post the full lists to canvas.
November 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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discovered this really cool little life hack where if you press your forehead to a rabbit's forehead, any bad feeling you've ever experienced goes away
November 10, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Im gonna have to actually put in the work and put in the hours in the next few days :(
November 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
moved all the reviews of my prof to his correct RMP for our school and its now at a healthy score of 1.4
November 10, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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NO NUT NOVEMBER - Official Music Video
YouTube video by Matt Watson
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November 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Just realized my mood yesterday was just withdrawal
November 10, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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He is an astoundingly good writer and this piece is very good. Give it a read.
Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.

He is a computer safety researcher.

And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.

In under 1600 words.

aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
November 10, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Woof
November 10, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I really do want to read this extraction novel but it's so long winded
November 10, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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bridge hands of gay women
November 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Same cat :3
November 7, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Vsauce has a way with unnerving words
November 9, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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don't look at midusa she'll turn you to ehh
November 9, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Came home to the Cadillac of cabinets
November 9, 2025 at 1:29 AM
My old math teacher was a Dale Jr. Nut and had like every surface of the wall covered with memorabilia including a side door, then Dale Jr. retired and he became an angry husk of a man.
November 9, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Necesitamos el pico y plata aqui
November 8, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Buying this for my queen
November 8, 2025 at 6:38 PM
November 8, 2025 at 4:06 PM
The worst part about finishing your sickness is spitting it out
November 8, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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my third eye sensing the modest cashews conspiracy
June 9, 2025 at 5:40 PM