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I live in my mind fortress thinking about stuff. Male.
PFP: Jerry Gonzalez
PFP: Jerry Gonzalez
keep a little wd40 on hand
November 11, 2025 at 10:16 PM
keep a little wd40 on hand
You gotta stop with it or its gonna turn into your signature
November 11, 2025 at 9:40 PM
You gotta stop with it or its gonna turn into your signature
its not shit its just incredibly mediocre so why would I listen to it when theres already decades long backlog of better music.
November 11, 2025 at 8:14 PM
its not shit its just incredibly mediocre so why would I listen to it when theres already decades long backlog of better music.
terrible for your kidneys
November 11, 2025 at 8:11 PM
terrible for your kidneys
I was looking in my lo-fi mix collection and one I never listened to I checked the guy out and hes pumping these out once a week and even though its distinct tracknames they all sound so incredibly similar.
November 11, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I was looking in my lo-fi mix collection and one I never listened to I checked the guy out and hes pumping these out once a week and even though its distinct tracknames they all sound so incredibly similar.
they should call them the tractor tower and the tractor trailer because one towes and the other trails,
November 11, 2025 at 8:09 PM
they should call them the tractor tower and the tractor trailer because one towes and the other trails,
yea I was an idiot and got rid of the label at some point, stil keep the tube tho.
November 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
yea I was an idiot and got rid of the label at some point, stil keep the tube tho.
I mean I used to eat raw garlic, I do also carry a salt jar around tho except its a fluid tube for water quality testing I put salt in and used a label maker to label it "drugs"
November 11, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I mean I used to eat raw garlic, I do also carry a salt jar around tho except its a fluid tube for water quality testing I put salt in and used a label maker to label it "drugs"
oh you found them too glad to know im not crazy.
November 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
oh you found them too glad to know im not crazy.
last time I ate something too salty it was a marinaded chicken I put way too much soy in that my roomate refused to eat so im only slightly above the norm and below you I think.
November 11, 2025 at 8:01 PM
last time I ate something too salty it was a marinaded chicken I put way too much soy in that my roomate refused to eat so im only slightly above the norm and below you I think.
the fries are okay, better than others but not as salted which is a negative.
November 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
the fries are okay, better than others but not as salted which is a negative.
Ive never had, checkers is okay.
November 11, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Ive never had, checkers is okay.
now this guy knows something I dont, tell me your secrets burger whisperer
November 11, 2025 at 7:52 PM
now this guy knows something I dont, tell me your secrets burger whisperer
they need that discount and to verbally abuse the waiter
November 11, 2025 at 7:52 PM
they need that discount and to verbally abuse the waiter
+1 inventory space per pocket
November 11, 2025 at 7:49 PM
+1 inventory space per pocket
the perks of he/him pronouns
November 11, 2025 at 7:48 PM
the perks of he/him pronouns