@joshuamarris.bsky.social
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Hey, let's outlive these ghouls ok? Let's witness their demise together
May 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Hey, let's outlive these ghouls ok? Let's witness their demise together
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DOGE forced their way into National Labor Relations Board's computer systems. A heroic employee saved logs of their activities. Including a login attempt from Russia.
April 15, 2025 at 4:20 PM
DOGE forced their way into National Labor Relations Board's computer systems. A heroic employee saved logs of their activities. Including a login attempt from Russia.
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there's so many layers of fraud and abuse in this story that "someone might have been trying to log into the NLRB's systems with a valid Doge username and password from russia" doesn't even make it into the first 5,000 words
April 15, 2025 at 2:24 PM
there's so many layers of fraud and abuse in this story that "someone might have been trying to log into the NLRB's systems with a valid Doge username and password from russia" doesn't even make it into the first 5,000 words
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April 11, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Maybe everyone can see it now, but the world's richest people have tanked it all to restock assets and get liquid after years of illegally playing with funny money. They used "the wokeness" as a cudgel and it worked. The next Disney princess WILL be white, as we all eat beans under the highway.
April 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Maybe everyone can see it now, but the world's richest people have tanked it all to restock assets and get liquid after years of illegally playing with funny money. They used "the wokeness" as a cudgel and it worked. The next Disney princess WILL be white, as we all eat beans under the highway.
I’m still hoping USB-D will be TRRS
March 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I’m still hoping USB-D will be TRRS
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Three years ago, three other reporters and I ID'd and called any school accused of having litter boxes for furries.
We found one (1) in the entire country: Columbine's school district.
Cat litter was for a "go bucket," in case kids were locked in during a shooting.
www.nbcnews.com/tech/misinfo...
We found one (1) in the entire country: Columbine's school district.
Cat litter was for a "go bucket," in case kids were locked in during a shooting.
www.nbcnews.com/tech/misinfo...
March 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Three years ago, three other reporters and I ID'd and called any school accused of having litter boxes for furries.
We found one (1) in the entire country: Columbine's school district.
Cat litter was for a "go bucket," in case kids were locked in during a shooting.
www.nbcnews.com/tech/misinfo...
We found one (1) in the entire country: Columbine's school district.
Cat litter was for a "go bucket," in case kids were locked in during a shooting.
www.nbcnews.com/tech/misinfo...
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I'm a Full Stack software engineer with 5+ years of experience, looking for my next opportunity. My personal values include psychological safety, D&I, and direct communication.
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I'm a Full Stack software engineer with 5+ years of experience, looking for my next opportunity. My personal values include psychological safety, D&I, and direct communication.
Please share for reach <3
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March 3, 2025 at 5:53 PM
✨ HIRE ME ✨
I'm a Full Stack software engineer with 5+ years of experience, looking for my next opportunity. My personal values include psychological safety, D&I, and direct communication.
Please share for reach <3
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
I'm a Full Stack software engineer with 5+ years of experience, looking for my next opportunity. My personal values include psychological safety, D&I, and direct communication.
Please share for reach <3
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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Sergey saying it requires overtime, for an unspecified duration, to achieve an undefined goal, is like saying “a perfect meal is achievable if everyone will just work over a stove set to 800 degrees”. Really? Is that so? It’s too obviously just demanding stolen labor and immiseration.
March 1, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Sergey saying it requires overtime, for an unspecified duration, to achieve an undefined goal, is like saying “a perfect meal is achievable if everyone will just work over a stove set to 800 degrees”. Really? Is that so? It’s too obviously just demanding stolen labor and immiseration.
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They’re cutting Medicaid
REPORTER: Can you say unequivocally that down the line, there won't be cuts to Medicaid programs?
MIKE JOHNSON: Medicaid is hugely problematic because it has a lot of fraud, waste, and abuse.
MIKE JOHNSON: Medicaid is hugely problematic because it has a lot of fraud, waste, and abuse.
February 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
They’re cutting Medicaid
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we’re watching elon musk trying to run the government like a business by being that shitty boss everyones had at one point in their life and i hope this is an evergreen example of why “running the government like a business” might be the dumbest ideological statement out there
February 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
we’re watching elon musk trying to run the government like a business by being that shitty boss everyones had at one point in their life and i hope this is an evergreen example of why “running the government like a business” might be the dumbest ideological statement out there
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New from 404 Media: anyone can push updates to the Doge.gov site. Two sources independently found the issue, one made their own decision to deface the site. "THESE 'EXPERTS' LEFT THEIR DATABASE OPEN."
www.404media.co/anyone-can-p...
www.404media.co/anyone-can-p...
February 14, 2025 at 7:06 AM
New from 404 Media: anyone can push updates to the Doge.gov site. Two sources independently found the issue, one made their own decision to deface the site. "THESE 'EXPERTS' LEFT THEIR DATABASE OPEN."
www.404media.co/anyone-can-p...
www.404media.co/anyone-can-p...
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Why would a little boy say, “Shut the fuck up” if he wanted someone to be quiet? Was there someone in his life who maybe repeatedly said that to him? Also, where would he get the idea that Trump *isn’t* the President? Did someone also say that repeatedly to him?
February 13, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Why would a little boy say, “Shut the fuck up” if he wanted someone to be quiet? Was there someone in his life who maybe repeatedly said that to him? Also, where would he get the idea that Trump *isn’t* the President? Did someone also say that repeatedly to him?
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The only way to save yourself is to name the person who is harming you and then join us against him…
February 9, 2025 at 7:59 PM
The only way to save yourself is to name the person who is harming you and then join us against him…
“Universal Healthcare” but it’s just one guy’s Zoloft prescription sustaining all Millennials.
We can solve everything if we can just get Noah Kahan to write a song about the coup
February 7, 2025 at 8:08 PM
“Universal Healthcare” but it’s just one guy’s Zoloft prescription sustaining all Millennials.
Defend the USA
Defund Elon
Defund Elon
February 7, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Defend the USA
Defund Elon
Defund Elon
We can solve everything if we can just get Noah Kahan to write a song about the coup
February 7, 2025 at 1:21 AM
We can solve everything if we can just get Noah Kahan to write a song about the coup
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Trumpers: Democratic politicians are using a pizza shop to order children to drink their blood and live forever and hiring women makes planes fall from the sky.
Me: Elon Musk is stealing the data of every American.
Trumpers: Lolololol. You lefties and your insane conspiracy theories…
Me: Elon Musk is stealing the data of every American.
Trumpers: Lolololol. You lefties and your insane conspiracy theories…
February 4, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Trumpers: Democratic politicians are using a pizza shop to order children to drink their blood and live forever and hiring women makes planes fall from the sky.
Me: Elon Musk is stealing the data of every American.
Trumpers: Lolololol. You lefties and your insane conspiracy theories…
Me: Elon Musk is stealing the data of every American.
Trumpers: Lolololol. You lefties and your insane conspiracy theories…
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Idgaf I’m still fighting for guaranteed healthcare.
Aspiration is the answer. Not just “we’re not the bad guys.”
We need something more meaningful than that. I want a future worth fighting for. They have no vision. We do. Lean into our strengths and knock them out. 👊🏽
Aspiration is the answer. Not just “we’re not the bad guys.”
We need something more meaningful than that. I want a future worth fighting for. They have no vision. We do. Lean into our strengths and knock them out. 👊🏽
January 31, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Idgaf I’m still fighting for guaranteed healthcare.
Aspiration is the answer. Not just “we’re not the bad guys.”
We need something more meaningful than that. I want a future worth fighting for. They have no vision. We do. Lean into our strengths and knock them out. 👊🏽
Aspiration is the answer. Not just “we’re not the bad guys.”
We need something more meaningful than that. I want a future worth fighting for. They have no vision. We do. Lean into our strengths and knock them out. 👊🏽
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A “hoax.”
I have experienced a curious mix of feelings while having a significant portion of my life’s work in books and the art of my friends distorted and vandalized by post-literate fascists for the last few years. The feelings right now are uniquely awful.
www.ed.gov/about/news/p...
I have experienced a curious mix of feelings while having a significant portion of my life’s work in books and the art of my friends distorted and vandalized by post-literate fascists for the last few years. The feelings right now are uniquely awful.
www.ed.gov/about/news/p...
January 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
A “hoax.”
I have experienced a curious mix of feelings while having a significant portion of my life’s work in books and the art of my friends distorted and vandalized by post-literate fascists for the last few years. The feelings right now are uniquely awful.
www.ed.gov/about/news/p...
I have experienced a curious mix of feelings while having a significant portion of my life’s work in books and the art of my friends distorted and vandalized by post-literate fascists for the last few years. The feelings right now are uniquely awful.
www.ed.gov/about/news/p...
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Microsoft introduces “We’ll Pay You” plan to move users off Windows 10
January 16, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Microsoft introduces “We’ll Pay You” plan to move users off Windows 10