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He/Him 🎸
who is your celebrity "birthday twin" (born same day as you)? answer with pic or gif only.
January 13, 2025 at 6:59 AM
January 13, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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Even albums have genders now
‘SOUR’ by Olivia Rodrigo becomes the first female album in history to surpass 14 BILLION streams on Spotify.
January 11, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Me examining a new follower
January 11, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Sometimes I see people walking their dogs and think, “Wow, that looks fun.” But then I remember I have a cat.

Now I'm googling pet strollers because the only solution is to push him around like a furry prince.
January 10, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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January 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
What’s your 10/10 album?
January 10, 2025 at 5:48 AM
This album is turning 10 this year. I need to be put in a nursing home
January 9, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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January 8, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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"let men be friends" no. men can be friends with men once they figure out how to be friends with women. until then they're fucking, nasty-style.
December 18, 2024 at 3:33 PM
Trans people reskeet with a pic of yourself that you love
January 4, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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most of you
December 27, 2024 at 1:26 AM
Tooth number 22 in quadrant four decided it was time to betray me. Sharp little guy went full ninja on my tongue.
December 27, 2024 at 1:51 AM
Improve a movie with “fuck”

Willy Wonka and the Fucking Chocolate Factory
Improve a movie with "fuck"

What To Expect When You're Fucking
Improve a movie with "fuck"

Birds of Prey and the Fantabulous Fucking of One Harley Quinn
December 27, 2024 at 1:24 AM
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We’ve personally taste tested most OTC pepper sprays, and our recommendation this season is Sabre Red.

For the ouchie, burning, coughing, blinding, rocks-in-your-eye feeling we all know and love.

Give the gift of Sabre Red to a transphobe this season. From our family, to yours. 💜
December 25, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Me: I don't get why I'm not passing better

Also me: *sits down primly with legs crossed like a Victorian maiden*
December 26, 2024 at 1:00 AM
Make
America
Gay
Again
December 26, 2024 at 1:00 AM
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Related: "we need male role models on the left".

Trans men and drag queens are often great role models.

Oh, you meant a reproduction of patriarchal machismo with a thin veneer of socialist paint and malewashing of the working-class? That's wrecker shit, actually.
December 25, 2024 at 11:01 AM
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lesbian who works for a pyramid scheme call that an mlm wlw
December 25, 2024 at 11:19 AM
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Merry Christmas, on this day I am thinking about Shadow the hedgehog and the pain he has experienced in his life.
December 25, 2024 at 7:42 AM
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i don’t think any single thing has altered my vocabulary as much as “is that good”
December 25, 2024 at 6:50 AM
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what if his name was shanty claus and was like yo ho ho and a bottle of nog and he stole all ur shit what about that white boy
December 24, 2024 at 10:48 PM
Why did you transition wrong answers only

Thought it was the shortest line to becoming Batman. Turns out it's just a lot of flannel and awkward voice cracks.
why did you transition wrong answers only

it was problematic of me to shitpost about trans discourse as a cis man so i did what had to be done
December 24, 2024 at 11:00 PM