Joe Wagner
josephwagner.bsky.social
Joe Wagner
@josephwagner.bsky.social
Opinions are my own.
2025 has been a rough year. What's one piece of art that's brought you absolute joy despite everything?
December 17, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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And if you don’t obey his orders and sign the pledge… he will CRUSH YOUR HEAD!!!” #KITH
September 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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9 seconds played; 6 penalties. hockey fucking rips
February 16, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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He Who Celt It Dealt It.
Bonus! Learn about the role of professional farting in Irish history
February 13, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Happy baseball season!
February 10, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I figured Drake’s body was in the trunk
February 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Touchdown Iowa!
February 10, 2025 at 12:44 AM
a train with the number 705 on the front of it
ALT: a train with the number 705 on the front of it
media.tenor.com
February 8, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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It's good that there's a 25% tarriff on imported coffee now. This will incentivize people to purchase American coffee, grown in the New Jersey coffee forests
January 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
The ESPN 4K broadcast of the football game has no commercials. It’s glorious.
January 21, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Sam Darnold sure picked a bad time to turn into Sam Darnold.
January 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I’m glad KF called that TO when the clock had stopped after the QB ran out bounds. Saves them the hassle of using it later when they have the ball.
December 30, 2024 at 10:50 PM
I really wanted to see some Pop Tarts cannibalism there.
December 29, 2024 at 12:29 AM
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Filling up thousands of jugs of flouridated tap water and selling them next year with “Dr. Bill’s Mighty Tooth Drink” labels
November 18, 2024 at 1:13 AM
I love the fact you can get Oreos under Amazon’s Subscribe & Save.
November 13, 2024 at 2:47 AM
I really want to like Bluesky but the fact it automatically jumps to the top of your feed when you open it is really annoying.
November 11, 2024 at 3:35 PM
21 plays, 96 yards and nearly 14 minutes of gametime. That’s a drive.
November 10, 2024 at 2:13 AM