Joe Wagner
josephwagner.bsky.social
Joe Wagner
@josephwagner.bsky.social
Opinions are my own.
Paul’s was the best store. They had everything, you just had to find it. Nothing made sense. It was like horse tranquilizers next to canning goods next to power tools next to tampons next to snow shovels. And the next week it would all be different.
December 16, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I haven’t had a Fresh Squeezed in years. Now I want to go try one.
December 13, 2025 at 9:11 PM
It will be interesting to see if his successor can sustain the level of success. You can say the same about KF’s successor, whenever that happens.
December 5, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I bought Underbergs
November 16, 2025 at 2:15 AM
How about purple, obsequious and clairvoyant?
November 16, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Troy B. F. Skinner
October 23, 2025 at 2:10 PM
If you pick one off the top rack, you get 15% off a bottle of boner pills.
September 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I highly recommend checking out Is/Was next time you’re in Chicago.
July 29, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Perfectly said.
May 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Gary, Keith and Ron are the best booth in baseball and it’s not even close.
May 3, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The real ones remember
April 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Wait. You’re a furry now?
April 20, 2025 at 10:35 PM
That’s because his boss has tiny hands
April 6, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Team USA woke up today and chose violence
February 16, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Your squiggles feed my soul.
February 13, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Not a single blitz all night and they still made Mahomes life a nightmare
February 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM