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Jordy
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DON'T PANIC
Not me but my now wife was volunteering at the Sloan Sports Conference and asked 6'4" 250lb Jack Del Rio for his pass because she wasn't sure if he snuck in
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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“Buy our home security package named after someone who was utterly destroyed by a back door break-in he didn’t see coming because he was focused solely on the front door.”
December 29, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Ten Forward
You’ve just opened up a Star Trek themed restaurant.

What are you calling it?

“The Klingon Restaurant on the Second Level”
You’ve just opened up a Star Trek themed restaurant.

What are you calling it?

"Morn's"
December 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Relaxing watching football in my new sasquatch/hobbit slippers
December 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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The Old Man's face while his family is singing "Jingle Bells" is the most relatable part of this movie for dads.
December 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Spread that Christmas cheer! 🎄🎅🏻🎁☃️ #CalvinandHobbes #Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Merry Christmas to all who celebrate
December 25, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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December 26, 2023 at 1:51 AM
What's with rivers's chin strap? Did they run out of them or something?
December 23, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Coming up on 20 hours without power, temperatures in the 20s-30s, kid's birthday party is today, parents flying up on Monday, no work has been done to remove the fallen tree that caused the outage, no estimate on when we're getting power back...
December 20, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Lol the Texans red zone offense
December 14, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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No, I do not intentionally watch the NFL.

Yes, I am going to watch Philip Rivers potentially leave 32 children and 4 adults without a father.
December 13, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Babe Ruth hit 405 home runs after Dick Van Dyke was born.
December 13, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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i don't think i'd complain about there being too many benoit blanc mysteries until we hit the 25 or 30 mark
December 13, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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The Man Who Accidentally Discovered Antimatter - Our latest video, out now on YouTube youtu.be/Y-W-w8yNiKU
The Man Who Accidentally Discovered Antimatter
YouTube video by Veritasium
youtu.be
December 6, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I'm not used to refs screwing up in my team's favor
November 30, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Terrible
November 30, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Gotta love the Texans 2 minute strategy of nothing
November 30, 2025 at 7:26 PM
What a ridiculous last 6-7 plays in the Texans-Colts game.
November 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Busta on the Ninja Turtles parade float makes me happy
November 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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29 years ago today, Grampa Simpson walked into (and out of) the Maison Derrière and a meme was born. “Bart After Dark” premiered November 24, 1996.
November 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
🎵Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!🎵
November 24, 2025 at 1:19 AM
At a very low point
November 23, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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I remember when there was a discussion on Twitter about Shein's manufacturing practices and some apologists invented all sorts of fantastical machinery and technology to avoid facing the more horrifying truth. Reminds me of this comedian's joke.

IG bscomedian
November 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM