Tyson, OLD 🍉
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I don’t even know why we fucking bother. Texas is a fucking toilet. Fuck MAGAtress Mack. 1312 Free Palestine
How Putin says goodbye to Trump
November 15, 2025 at 1:59 AM
How Putin says goodbye to Trump
Really puts this look into stark perspective
a group of people including hillary clinton and bill clinton are sitting in a crowd
Alt: hillary clinton and bill clinton at the first Inauguration of Donald Trump. Hillary stares down Bill.
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Really puts this look into stark perspective
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If you have tenure at Texas A&M and aren't maliciously emailing the president a dozen times every day to ask if you can say this or you can say that, then what's the point in having tenure?
COLLEGE STATION, Texas (AP) — Texas A&M adopts policy requiring professors to get OK from school president to discuss certain race and gender issues.
November 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
If you have tenure at Texas A&M and aren't maliciously emailing the president a dozen times every day to ask if you can say this or you can say that, then what's the point in having tenure?
lol. A year ago we were all like, “There’s no way the senate confirms the alcoholic TV host with white nationalist tattoos.” I hate it here
November 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
lol. A year ago we were all like, “There’s no way the senate confirms the alcoholic TV host with white nationalist tattoos.” I hate it here
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As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
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Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
Email: This dude’s name never comes up despite him spending hours with (specific victim) alone at my house.
Karoline: this proves the President did nothing
Karoline: this proves the President did nothing
JIANG: Did the president ever spend hours at Epstein's house with a victim?
LEAVITT: These emails prove absolutely nothing, other than the fact that President Trump did nothing wrong
LEAVITT: These emails prove absolutely nothing, other than the fact that President Trump did nothing wrong
November 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Email: This dude’s name never comes up despite him spending hours with (specific victim) alone at my house.
Karoline: this proves the President did nothing
Karoline: this proves the President did nothing
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so the reason it feels like trump gets away with everything isn’t because trump is clever or magically impervious to consequences.
its because holding him accountable would implicate hundreds of other rich/powerful people. it is a systemic issue that is not simply solved by “voting blue”
its because holding him accountable would implicate hundreds of other rich/powerful people. it is a systemic issue that is not simply solved by “voting blue”
November 12, 2025 at 5:12 PM
so the reason it feels like trump gets away with everything isn’t because trump is clever or magically impervious to consequences.
its because holding him accountable would implicate hundreds of other rich/powerful people. it is a systemic issue that is not simply solved by “voting blue”
its because holding him accountable would implicate hundreds of other rich/powerful people. it is a systemic issue that is not simply solved by “voting blue”
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There is one dish by which any Tex-Mex restaurant should be judged: the cheese enchilada.It should taste like honesty and hard work and immediately make you want another. There must also be respect! My latest for @texasmonthly.bsky.social.
All Tex-Mex Restaurants Should Be Judged by This Dish. A New Wimberley Taqueria Nails It.
Nada Mucho Tex Mex Heaven perfectly captures the comfort and nostalgia of the cuisine with a simple enchilada—but that's not all.
www.texasmonthly.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:14 PM
There is one dish by which any Tex-Mex restaurant should be judged: the cheese enchilada.It should taste like honesty and hard work and immediately make you want another. There must also be respect! My latest for @texasmonthly.bsky.social.
We have the dumbest government.
Tom Craddick, who is 82, announced yesterday that he is running for reelection to the Texas House of Representatives. He has served in the House since 1969, at which point he was just one of 8 Republicans in the House, and has been a state legislator since Richard Nixon was president.
November 11, 2025 at 11:01 PM
We have the dumbest government.
But if you ONLY buy the turkey and nothing else thanksgiving dinner will be cheaper than last year.
Turkey prices are up 70 percent from 2024.
Houston turkey prices are gobbling up budgets this Thanksgiving
Turkey prices are up 70 percent from 2024.
bit.ly
November 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM
But if you ONLY buy the turkey and nothing else thanksgiving dinner will be cheaper than last year.
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Only Donald Trump could assert, in all seriousness, that the most important factor in a superpower's military might is ... branding.
Trump: "We have officially renamed the Dept of Defense back to the original name, Dept of War. And remember we won World War 1, we won World War 2, we won everything in between. We won everything that came before. And then we brilliantly decided to change the name. We became politically correct"
November 11, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Only Donald Trump could assert, in all seriousness, that the most important factor in a superpower's military might is ... branding.
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No one will ever sum up Bari Weiss's career more succinctly than "what's the point of standards"
“Standards will be eliminated or severely cut back. Bari has told people that she wants to get rid of standards and is shocked that they have so much power. She asks ‘What’s the point of standards?’
November 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
No one will ever sum up Bari Weiss's career more succinctly than "what's the point of standards"
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every single week they're throwing this guy a special oval office love-in that appears to be the presidential equivalent of letting your dog scarf an entire big mac and fries before that last trip to the vet
Pirro: "Mr President, there is in this room a group of people who love you, who believe in you, and who are so proud to be in this Oval Office and to be part of this amazing day because you have changed the course of America."
November 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
every single week they're throwing this guy a special oval office love-in that appears to be the presidential equivalent of letting your dog scarf an entire big mac and fries before that last trip to the vet
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In the most predictable development ever, Mike Johnson is not committing to hold a House vote on ACA subsidies
November 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
In the most predictable development ever, Mike Johnson is not committing to hold a House vote on ACA subsidies
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How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
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Lucy promising Charlie Brown that she'll hold the football for him a couple months down the road in exchange for all of his hoes now.
November 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Lucy promising Charlie Brown that she'll hold the football for him a couple months down the road in exchange for all of his hoes now.
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Did ChatGPT tell the Democratic Party to kill itself??
November 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Did ChatGPT tell the Democratic Party to kill itself??
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Important to understand this. There's a reasonable chance that your Dem Senator who voted against it and is acting mad now was in on the play. It's the same reason why they scheduled the surrender for AFTER the election this week. They didn't want people pissed at Dems right before an election.
The caucus meeting was just to orchestrate who would fall on the sword but not be up for a vote in 2026.
so currently defectors are:
Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
November 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Important to understand this. There's a reasonable chance that your Dem Senator who voted against it and is acting mad now was in on the play. It's the same reason why they scheduled the surrender for AFTER the election this week. They didn't want people pissed at Dems right before an election.
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They clearly picked people who aren't up next year. They do this all the time. It's never just the defectors who are to blame, because they're all in on it together
so currently defectors are:
Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
November 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
They clearly picked people who aren't up next year. They do this all the time. It's never just the defectors who are to blame, because they're all in on it together
WOW, The Dems get to CHOOSE which bill the republicans will torpedo. What a huge win and completely worth all of the misery this shutdown has caused. Bravo, Chuck and Co
Welp, that’s the Senate side of the shutdown over, it seems.
November 9, 2025 at 11:58 PM
WOW, The Dems get to CHOOSE which bill the republicans will torpedo. What a huge win and completely worth all of the misery this shutdown has caused. Bravo, Chuck and Co
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Moderate Democrats saw that voters were energized and might expect something from them, so they needed to put a stop to that ASAP
November 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Moderate Democrats saw that voters were energized and might expect something from them, so they needed to put a stop to that ASAP
This dude reading these specific words to teenagers while simultaneously having little bits of the Constitution stuck to his ass like toilet paper
November 9, 2025 at 11:47 PM
This dude reading these specific words to teenagers while simultaneously having little bits of the Constitution stuck to his ass like toilet paper
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Fox gives Trump a platform during their NFL broadcast to peddle his absurd lies about "prices are coming way down", "we inherited a mess," and "our country has over $17 trillion being invested in it." Absolutely shameful for all involved.
November 9, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Fox gives Trump a platform during their NFL broadcast to peddle his absurd lies about "prices are coming way down", "we inherited a mess," and "our country has over $17 trillion being invested in it." Absolutely shameful for all involved.
When Chuck Schumer inevitably dies I hope that it’s painful and he feels very scared and alone
November 9, 2025 at 11:36 PM
When Chuck Schumer inevitably dies I hope that it’s painful and he feels very scared and alone