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I don’t even know why we fucking bother. Texas is a fucking toilet. Fuck MAGAtress Mack. 1312 Free Palestine
January 16, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Democrats and capitulating to fascism, name a more iconic duo
🚨NEWS: Senate Dems are reportedly offering ICE funding increases in exchange for body cams and de-escalation training for agents.

Body cams can be turned off. De-escalation training can be ignored.

Unclear if no masks, requiring ID badges, and no immunity is on the table.
January 16, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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The Nobel Prize museum in Oslo subtweeting the fuck out of Trump today.
January 16, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Laurent Mekies for TP of the year simply for finally breaking away from that boring ass matte Navy Blue livery
January 16, 2026 at 3:58 AM
I would rather eat a bullet than vote for this fucking guy. I’d rather get butt fucked to death by a Brahma bull than see him in the White House. Fuck him forever and always.
January 16, 2026 at 3:31 AM
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He looks like a 79-year-old Make-A-Wish kid
January 16, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Free to a good home; gently used Kyle Tucker meme*

*historically not needed in the moth of October
January 16, 2026 at 3:19 AM
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Molly Conger has outdone herself. A tragic and heroic story from American history, beautifully told; a tribute to love and compassion and ordinary people and our shared humanity; a fierce polemic against injustice and state violence.

Listen, then cry, then go help your neighbors.
before renee, there was viola.

their stories have so much in common, it’s like history itself is screaming at us to pay attention. honor their memories, fight like hell with fire in your belly and love in your heart.
January 16, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Love when I track a USPS package and see it’s like 5 miles from my house but the projected delivery date is 5 days away
January 15, 2026 at 7:57 PM
The Golden Globes might think Amy Poehler has the best podcast, but in my heart Weird Little Guys is the one.
If the first 15 minutes of this week’s episode doesn’t convince you of that I don’t know what to tell you
i don’t know how to make sense of the world we’re living in. i write stories about the past. this one is, in its own way, my love letter to minneapolis.

we who struggle for justice have always been stronger and braver than they are. we’ve always fought back. and we will always, eventually, win.
January 15, 2026 at 6:43 PM
This man is such a useless bitch
Schumer as a major American metro is being brutally occupied by Trump goons: "The affordability crisis will be our focus throughout 2026 because that's what the American people are demanding"
January 15, 2026 at 4:40 PM
One things for certain, other than Strange New Worlds, the theme songs for this generation of Star Trek shows are a fucking snooze fest
January 15, 2026 at 8:08 AM
Okay, I love Jay-Den already. That’s my dude
January 15, 2026 at 7:22 AM
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Today at 34 & Park in Minneapolis, a woman tried to drive down the street where a protest had broken out in front of a home ICE was raiding, saying she had a doctor apt to get to. ICE agents busted out her windows, cut off her seatbelt, and pulled her out before arresting her.
January 13, 2026 at 6:56 PM
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I imagine some Democrats are saying this, but that’s not what the screenshot says. Third Way is saying it.
ICE may be shooting people in the face, sending people to concentration camps, and illegally occupying our cities but, apparently, the Democrats think saying, "abolish ICE" is "emotional" and politically "lethal."
January 13, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Some friends of mine gave me a Cook Island shark titty $3 bill tonight.
January 13, 2026 at 6:57 AM
Dorks burning money
The Department of Homeland Security spent an eight figure sum to buy what they believe is a Havana Syndrome device (lol)
January 13, 2026 at 6:12 AM
Fuck this halfling piece of shit
Bovino on the officer who killed Renee Good: "Hats off to that ICE agent"
January 13, 2026 at 2:46 AM
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I’m not doing this thing where we start accepting bullshit BEFORE THE PRIMARY because “we gotta get trump out and what if you say something in the primary that might hurt somebody in the general.” VBNMW *HAS NOT WORKED.*

Enough with the bitchassedness. I’m not doing it again.
January 12, 2026 at 5:09 PM
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Holy fucking shit. Posted on the Fed’s official YouTube channel, no less.
Statement by Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell
YouTube video by Federal Reserve
youtu.be
January 12, 2026 at 12:50 AM
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Infuriating. Heartbreaking.
January 11, 2026 at 10:08 PM
The Sturmabteilung strikes again
Not sure but ICE might have killed someone else just now
January 12, 2026 at 12:45 AM
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Anyone can be wrong. But to be *exactly* fucking wrong? That's dope. Respect.
Indiana Lt. Gov. Micah Beckwith claims that every single one of the Founding Fathers "by today's standards, would be labeled a far-right Christian nationalist."
January 11, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Script flipped hard when her BD’s racism bot started making CSAM of her
Losing my shit at Ashley St Clair doing a reverse Naomi Wolf.
January 11, 2026 at 10:10 PM
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Palantir cofounder Joe Lonsdale just endorsed apartheid South Africa and Rhodesia and said the US should move toward their model of open white supremacy.

He is one of the funders of the AI industry super PAC along with OpenAI president Greg Brockman & a16z.
January 11, 2026 at 4:35 PM