Jordan ✨
@jordantbrown.bsky.social
30s. Books. Crafts. Thrift. Games.
It's that time of year when I get tempted to break my own heart by watching that old Amazon commercial about the old man teaching himself English so he can talk to his granddaughter for the first time 🥲
November 19, 2025 at 3:51 PM
It's that time of year when I get tempted to break my own heart by watching that old Amazon commercial about the old man teaching himself English so he can talk to his granddaughter for the first time 🥲
This was really fun to make!! I read a lot of horror, so this list isn't at all comprehensive and has a lot of recency bias but hopefully you'll find something good to read:
October 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
This was really fun to make!! I read a lot of horror, so this list isn't at all comprehensive and has a lot of recency bias but hopefully you'll find something good to read:
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You can always hurt me with Star Wars, I guess.
October 21, 2025 at 12:37 AM
You can always hurt me with Star Wars, I guess.
A man is having a loud and aggressive phone conversation with what sounds like a romantic partner in this crowded coffee shop and it is triggering my fight or flight for real 😵💫
October 23, 2025 at 5:46 PM
A man is having a loud and aggressive phone conversation with what sounds like a romantic partner in this crowded coffee shop and it is triggering my fight or flight for real 😵💫
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Now, more than ever, you have to be a weird little pervert who makes art of questionable quality. You need to be driven crazy by the flesh. Because, as we all learned from Cronenberg's The Fly, the computers are not made crazy by the flesh. They can't do it like us.
December 17, 2024 at 6:12 PM
Now, more than ever, you have to be a weird little pervert who makes art of questionable quality. You need to be driven crazy by the flesh. Because, as we all learned from Cronenberg's The Fly, the computers are not made crazy by the flesh. They can't do it like us.
I am almost 500 pages into The Vampire Lestat and he has not rockstarred yet.....
October 10, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I am almost 500 pages into The Vampire Lestat and he has not rockstarred yet.....
Graphic design is truly dead, folks 😭
October 8, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Graphic design is truly dead, folks 😭
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Not enough people know that you don't hear about the holes in the ozone layer anymore because an international agreement banning production of chlorofluorocarbons was wildly successful and the ozone has recovered since.
Change is possible.
None of this is inevitable.
We can choose differently.
Change is possible.
None of this is inevitable.
We can choose differently.
September 9, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Not enough people know that you don't hear about the holes in the ozone layer anymore because an international agreement banning production of chlorofluorocarbons was wildly successful and the ozone has recovered since.
Change is possible.
None of this is inevitable.
We can choose differently.
Change is possible.
None of this is inevitable.
We can choose differently.
Sometimes I'm having a good day, and then I remember that The Magicians ended with Eliot and Margot separated from each other, and we were supposed to be okay with it. 😔
August 19, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Sometimes I'm having a good day, and then I remember that The Magicians ended with Eliot and Margot separated from each other, and we were supposed to be okay with it. 😔
I'm working from my hometown library today and there are a couple teen girls studying for their driver's test at the table across from me and it takes me back 😅
July 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I'm working from my hometown library today and there are a couple teen girls studying for their driver's test at the table across from me and it takes me back 😅
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Whoa it’s Amazon Prime Day! Yeah I’m into PRIME.
P - Purchasing
R - Right from
I - Indie bookstores who
M - Make our communities
E - Even better places to live
Shop indie, shop local.
P - Purchasing
R - Right from
I - Indie bookstores who
M - Make our communities
E - Even better places to live
Shop indie, shop local.
July 9, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Whoa it’s Amazon Prime Day! Yeah I’m into PRIME.
P - Purchasing
R - Right from
I - Indie bookstores who
M - Make our communities
E - Even better places to live
Shop indie, shop local.
P - Purchasing
R - Right from
I - Indie bookstores who
M - Make our communities
E - Even better places to live
Shop indie, shop local.
My summer schedule this year
May 31, 2025 at 4:51 AM
My summer schedule this year
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Alucard / Castlevania
May 20, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Alucard / Castlevania
That episode of the last of us nearly killed me
May 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
That episode of the last of us nearly killed me
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May 4, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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modems screaming at us in the 90s was a warning and we didn't take it
May 3, 2025 at 12:57 AM
modems screaming at us in the 90s was a warning and we didn't take it
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So Sticker Mule scrubbed all their pro-trump posts from their insta and they’re deleting comments that bring it up fast af. This is ur reminder they had a 100+ foot pro-trump sign installed on their building just 6 months ago. NO TAKE BACKS, ANTHONY. WE MEMBA.
April 8, 2025 at 4:19 PM
So Sticker Mule scrubbed all their pro-trump posts from their insta and they’re deleting comments that bring it up fast af. This is ur reminder they had a 100+ foot pro-trump sign installed on their building just 6 months ago. NO TAKE BACKS, ANTHONY. WE MEMBA.
Jimmy John's jalapeno chips are the best jalapeno chips and none of the 'dupes' I've tried have even come close honestly.
April 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Jimmy John's jalapeno chips are the best jalapeno chips and none of the 'dupes' I've tried have even come close honestly.
Thrilled to see @indystar.bsky.social speaking truth to power
April 19, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Thrilled to see @indystar.bsky.social speaking truth to power
I read these poems outloud to myself over the course of a few days and I can’t believe how many times Sarah Kay brought me to actual tears. I’m not normally a big crier and at least 3 different poems brought me to actual tears!
April 18, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I read these poems outloud to myself over the course of a few days and I can’t believe how many times Sarah Kay brought me to actual tears. I’m not normally a big crier and at least 3 different poems brought me to actual tears!
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it’s been a long road getting from there (monday) to here (friday)
April 18, 2025 at 2:13 PM
it’s been a long road getting from there (monday) to here (friday)
My toxic trait is that I have no idea what my birth chart, despite having looked it up a couple times 🫠
April 17, 2025 at 9:10 PM
My toxic trait is that I have no idea what my birth chart, despite having looked it up a couple times 🫠
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I came home to some surprise #bookmail from @macmillanpubusa.bsky.social, @torbooks.bsky.social, and @kayepublicity.bsky.social. Thank you thank you!!! I’m so incredibly excited to read this. I’ve seen phenomenal reviews @natcassidy.bsky.social #booksky
April 5, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I came home to some surprise #bookmail from @macmillanpubusa.bsky.social, @torbooks.bsky.social, and @kayepublicity.bsky.social. Thank you thank you!!! I’m so incredibly excited to read this. I’ve seen phenomenal reviews @natcassidy.bsky.social #booksky
The deep rage I just felt when I went to check Post Secret for the first time in years and saw that they use ChatGPT on it now????????
April 9, 2025 at 2:59 PM
The deep rage I just felt when I went to check Post Secret for the first time in years and saw that they use ChatGPT on it now????????