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lower decker astra 🖖🏼
@goodboyporthos.bsky.social
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1701% full of bad star trek shitposts, live long an yap on 🖖🏼
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lower decker astra 🖖🏼 @goodboyporthos.bsky.social · Oct 26
i see i have several new followers which must mean im the funniest person on bsky (and totally didn’t get added to a starter pack or something). welcome!

beware of typos and enjoy the shitposts!! 🖖🏼
text at the top reads “goodbyporthos.bsky.social” in dark blue with red cursive “(Lower Decker Astra)” underneath. photos on the left: a mini porthos the beagle, below it a mini jonathan archer in the NX-01 hat looking to the right and smiling. it should be noted that the archer is looking at a drawing of me by @yumenosix.bsky.social - light tan woman with red lipstick, dark auburn hair, and a red lower decks uniform with one pip. text on the middle right: about me: - early 20s - USA basec - jonathan archer enthusiast - real life engineer - loves planes too below is an image of N779XY, a white boeing 777-9 with the boeing logo by the nose and a blue polka dot tail with a large 9 on it. text on the top bottom left: what i post: - jonathan archer - mid star trek memes - occasional cosplay & con experiences - occasional real life commentary middle lower drawing: uncolored meme of me standing with a party hat that says “they don’t know i’m delusional about jonathan archer” and the other partygoers say “yes we do” / “it’s literally all you yap about.” drawn by @yumenosix.bsky.social. bottom right corner has text that reads “PEAK STAR TREK (NOT DELUSIONAL) with an arrow pointing at another drawing of me in an enterprise era uniform, red stripe and one pip next to captain jonathan archer. also drawn by @yumenosix.bsky.social. the graphic is intended to be a hot mess.
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
oh fuck i gotta make a stlv decision soon
January 5, 2026 at 8:51 PM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
k turns out my employer pays for unlimited days of jury duty so if i get stuck with it idc as bad since i get paid BUT i like my job 😭
January 4, 2026 at 3:52 AM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
bro i got a jury summons where do i tell the lawyer i don’t wanna do it
January 3, 2026 at 3:16 AM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
If you begin Star Trek: Voyager episode Spirit Folk at exactly 11:49:35 on New Year's Eve, Ensign Harry Kim will kiss a cow as the clock strikes midnight. Join in a very dumb annual tradition and start 2026 off on the right hoof.
Star Trek Voyager scene. It's a romantic evening on the streets of a charming little town with I'm sure a folksy name like 'Fair Haven' or something. Ensign Harry Kim, dressed in an overcoat, leans in with a full heart and closed eyes and kisses a large black and white Holstein cow right on the mouth. Two closed captions are simultaneously present: On Harry's side of the screen the caption reads, "(gasps)" and on the cow side of the screen the caption reads, "(moos)".
December 23, 2025 at 12:58 AM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
it’s almost 2026. it’s been nearly a year. still think about this
December 31, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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gettheorion.bsky.social
Yeah, it's called "100 CCs of Stop Being A Little Bitch About It!"
screenshot from Star Trek Lower Decks featuring Dr T'ana. She's holding onto someone's leg and staring up at their crotch. she has a hypospray in her hand and looks determined.
December 30, 2025 at 8:47 PM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
still debating on STLV 2026 or not 💀
December 31, 2025 at 12:50 AM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
oh btw i did end up going to featherdale AND they let me pet the kangaroos!!!

they’re cute and friendly, too bad i couldn’t take one home :((
kangaroo bent over with its front right paws (arms?) on the ground.
December 30, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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michaelsussman.bsky.social
#StarTrekUnited “has been another rallying point for Trek fans in 2025… it has also shown the love for ‘Enterprise,’ a series that truly found its audience years after its conclusion.”
- @seanferrick.bsky.social, @trekculture.bsky.social

👓👉 youtu.be/Kv7bV-EXXig?...

#StarTrek
Scott Bakula as Federation President Jonathan Archer and as Starship Captain Archer from “Star Trek.”
December 30, 2025 at 6:55 AM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
this is a full circle moment yall
discord text from a friend that says: “Have you seen this” with the quoted image below.
December 28, 2025 at 6:37 AM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
the australia trip is off to an interesting start bc we just returned to gate. for the airplane people, here’s the A380 i’m on.
qantas (airline) airbus A380 (airplane type), a large white double decker airplane with a red tail and a white kangaroo on the red. reads “SPIRIT OF AUSTRALIA / QANTAS” on the side.
December 22, 2025 at 7:16 AM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
GREENLIGHT THIS GODDAMN SHOW NOW!!!!
backofthehead.bsky.social John Orquiola @backofthehead.bsky.social · 16d
After months of speculation, @michaelsussman.bsky.social reveals details about President Archer's family and returning legacy characters in Scott Bakula's proposed #StarTrek: United series in Sci-Finatics' amazing opening credits video. 🖖
Scott Bakula’s Star Trek Comeback Reveals Archer's Family & Returning Characters In Amazing Fan-Made Opening Titles
Meet President Archer's family and more!
screenrant.com
December 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
hi!! i’m probably gonna be inactive until 2026 because my family is going to AUSTRALIA!!!!!!

rest be assured i am not suffering or dead unless i decide to girlboss too close to the sun and end up getting kicked by a kangaroo or something.

happy holidays yall! 🖖🏼
December 20, 2025 at 6:36 PM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
found out my ex uses AI and i just started laughing cuz yeah that tracks. bro is artificially intelligent
December 19, 2025 at 4:46 PM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
what happened to archer after enterprise? we got married duh let’s make it canon now
michaelsussman.bsky.social Michael Sussman @michaelsussman.bsky.social · 19d
Personal Log: Ordered to report to Sickbay by “Dr. Trek” @larrynemecek.bsky.social — listen as he snaps on the gloves and presses for answers about the fate of Jonathan Archer, on this week’s Trek Files!⚕️🩺👨🏼‍⚕️

Listen 🎧 www.patreon.com/posts/ttf-wh...

#StarTrekUnited @roddenberrypod.bsky.social 🖖
December 18, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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everystartrekcard.bsky.social

𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿 𝗧𝗿𝗲𝗸 𝗖𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗺𝗶𝘇𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝗚𝗮𝗺𝗲
𝘾𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝙉𝙖𝙢𝙚: 𝘑𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘈𝘳𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘳 (𝘏𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘵 𝘐𝘐𝘐)
𝘾𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝙏𝙮𝙥𝙚: 𝘗𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘭
𝘼𝙛𝙛𝙞𝙡𝙞𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣: 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘧𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘵
𝙍𝙤𝙡𝙚: 𝘖𝘍𝘍𝘐𝘊𝘌𝘙

𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗲!
Learn more at trekcc.org
Name: Jonathan Archer (Homefront III) Card Type: Personnel Affiliation: Starfleet Role: OFFICER Lore: Headstrong captain of the Enterprise NX-01. Son of warp engine designer Henry Archer. Negotiated with Vulcans, Andorians, Xindi, and Orions. Card Text: OFFICER Diplomacy ENGINEER Leadership Honor SECURITY DL/ {Reaching Out} Int Rng: 8 Cun Wpn: 7 Str Shd: 8 Rarity: 32 V
December 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
can’t believe i flew to the other side of the country for a guy and now he barely talks to me and when i told my work dad he put it in star trek terms
December 18, 2025 at 3:53 PM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
I’M AN INFLUENCER I GOT SOMEONE TO POST A FUCKING MEME ON THE MEME PAGE IN TAMARIAN
December 17, 2025 at 8:29 PM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
hey guys i’m alive but it’s been a long road
December 17, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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michaelsussman.bsky.social
“ #StarTrekUnited is exactly the kind of thoughtful prequel idea that could gain traction — especially with fans who want something new but consistent with the universe they grew up with.’” - Ian Cullen, SciFiPulse 🚀🪐

Read 👀👉 www.scifipulse.net/rebuilding-t...
Starfleet officers plant the Federation flag on a desolate planet in a conceptual scene from the proposed television series, “Star Trek: United.“
December 12, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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backofthehead.bsky.social
Happy one year anniversary today to the best comeback in one of the best episodes of what was the best season of #StarTrek: Lower Decks. 🖖
Thanks to @goodboyporthos.bsky.social for the reminder that it's been a year, and to @mikemcmahan.bsky.social for getting Jolene to play T'Pol again.
The Most Shocking & Best Star Trek Comeback Happened One Year Ago
Jolene Blalock came home to Star Trek.
screenrant.com
December 12, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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gettheorion.bsky.social
bit of a mess but this is how I plan my drawings. just a fuckton of layers. 🤘🏻
screenshot from my ipad showing a Star Trek Lower Decks illustration im working on. Mariner and Tendi are joyously hugging T'Lyn who looks unamused. im now in the next stage of drawing boimler, Rutherford, shaxs, dr t'ana, castro, Kayshon, captain Freeman, Steve stevens, peanut hamper, chad the corndog guy, Migleemo, goodgy, logicky, commander ransom, commander Billups, the two whale officers: Kimolu, and Matt, badgey, and the great koala into the drawing.
December 11, 2025 at 7:17 PM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
anyways you’ve heard of elf on a shelf, now get ready for…
t’pol (star trek: lower decks animated version) on the wall. yes they keep getting worse as the month goes on.
December 11, 2025 at 4:27 PM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
a year ago “fissure quest” premiered and i was on the floor of my old apartment sobbing at t’pol
December 11, 2025 at 4:24 PM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
apparently there’s only around 100 GA tickets at STLV 2026 and they sent an email saying they won’t sell more/do day passes. chat am i cooked.
December 11, 2025 at 2:43 AM