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lower decker astra 🖖🏼
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1701% full of bad star trek shitposts, live long an yap on 🖖🏼
she/her. USA.
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i see i have several new followers which must mean im the funniest person on bsky (and totally didn’t get added to a starter pack or something). welcome!

beware of typos and enjoy the shitposts!! 🖖🏼
december 2024 astra would not believe what the fuck happened to december 2025 astra
December 7, 2025 at 5:01 AM
i have realized i can’t get flirted with or else i freeze up like a deer in headlights LMAO anyway yeah shits going well with that guy
December 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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You've heard of Picard in a Yard, get ready for....
December 6, 2025 at 11:46 PM
YAY my visas got approved for australia and new zealand!!! my family booked our holiday vacation there and im so excited i wanna see kangaroos
December 6, 2025 at 8:35 PM
you’ve heard of elf on a shelf, now get ready for…
December 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 8:36 PM
no clue what episode this list is for but im gonna guess enterprise
done processing the whole episode. the final counts:

'ass': 919
'breast': 14
'breasts': 1135
'fellatio': 2
'nipple': 16855
'penis': 1167
'pussy': 76
'pussy_cover': 506
'sex_acting': 1
'toy': 159
December 5, 2025 at 3:16 PM
hey paramount it’s been a long road gimme more star trek
The execs over at Paramount really seems to think that Star Trek fans are tired of Star Trek
December 4, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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The execs over at Paramount really seems to think that Star Trek fans are tired of Star Trek
December 4, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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“If they’re not going to make ‘Legacy’ right now, let’s make ‘United.’” 🎬🎥

Read more from @BackoftheHead.bsky.social 👀👇

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(Shoutout to the ubertalented Nick at Sci-Finatics for the Talok image) 🚀🪐

#StarTrekUnited #Skydance #ParamountPlus #ParamountTV
December 3, 2025 at 6:28 PM
if you don’t like the meme just keep fucking scrolling. it is not that hard people!!!
December 3, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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December 3, 2025 at 2:34 AM
you’ve heard of elf on a shelf, now get ready for…
December 3, 2025 at 5:54 PM
you’ve heard of elf on a shelf, now get ready for…
December 2, 2025 at 4:14 PM
NO FUCKING WAY SOMEONE POSTED A “THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS” ON THE MEME PAGE
December 2, 2025 at 4:12 PM
you’ve heard of elf on a shelf, now get ready for…
December 1, 2025 at 4:40 PM
sorry but the fact that someone canonically made jonathan archer an ipad kid just. sends me
November 30, 2025 at 5:27 PM
he’s. into me????
i caught feelings and holy fuck now i’m hoping for texts back? what the fuck i thought i didn’t believe in love?? but he’s cute AND nice?? those guys my age exist???
November 30, 2025 at 7:35 AM
just got some racism from random solicitors at a walmart. wtf. i’m so fucking done
November 27, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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very sad to see this email from Hero Within in my inbox today. They are losing their Star Trek license as a result of the merger increasing costs.
November 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
the mediocre hill strikes again. one bad decision after another. they’re destroying the franchise by cancelling lower decks, refusing to greenlight shows like st:united that fans want, and now hurting small businesses.

the clowns in charge are running star trek into the ground. literally wtf
November 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM
my thanksgiving plans? i’m gonna watch star trek next question
November 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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To those celebrating Thanksgiving, I’m grateful for this fandom & the friends I’ve made. You’ve continually brought a smile to my face & kept me sane thru the B.S. From me to you, whoever you are, wherever you are, allow me to raise a glass to you in spirit.

From the Orion family to yours. LLAP 🥃🖖🏻
November 26, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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I did my bangs like this the other day and so Mirror!Firis was born
November 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM