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lower decker astra 🖖🏼
@goodboyporthos.bsky.social
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1701% full of bad star trek shitposts, live long an yap on 🖖🏼
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lower decker astra 🖖🏼 @goodboyporthos.bsky.social · Oct 26
i see i have several new followers which must mean im the funniest person on bsky (and totally didn’t get added to a starter pack or something). welcome!

beware of typos and enjoy the shitposts!! 🖖🏼
text at the top reads “goodbyporthos.bsky.social” in dark blue with red cursive “(Lower Decker Astra)” underneath. photos on the left: a mini porthos the beagle, below it a mini jonathan archer in the NX-01 hat looking to the right and smiling. it should be noted that the archer is looking at a drawing of me by @yumenosix.bsky.social - light tan woman with red lipstick, dark auburn hair, and a red lower decks uniform with one pip. text on the middle right: about me: - early 20s - USA basec - jonathan archer enthusiast - real life engineer - loves planes too below is an image of N779XY, a white boeing 777-9 with the boeing logo by the nose and a blue polka dot tail with a large 9 on it. text on the top bottom left: what i post: - jonathan archer - mid star trek memes - occasional cosplay & con experiences - occasional real life commentary middle lower drawing: uncolored meme of me standing with a party hat that says “they don’t know i’m delusional about jonathan archer” and the other partygoers say “yes we do” / “it’s literally all you yap about.” drawn by @yumenosix.bsky.social. bottom right corner has text that reads “PEAK STAR TREK (NOT DELUSIONAL) with an arrow pointing at another drawing of me in an enterprise era uniform, red stripe and one pip next to captain jonathan archer. also drawn by @yumenosix.bsky.social. the graphic is intended to be a hot mess.
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
december 2024 astra would not believe what the fuck happened to december 2025 astra
December 7, 2025 at 5:01 AM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
i have realized i can’t get flirted with or else i freeze up like a deer in headlights LMAO anyway yeah shits going well with that guy
December 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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chesterdood.bsky.social
You've heard of Picard in a Yard, get ready for....
Jean Luc in Dubuque
December 6, 2025 at 11:46 PM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
YAY my visas got approved for australia and new zealand!!! my family booked our holiday vacation there and im so excited i wanna see kangaroos
December 6, 2025 at 8:35 PM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
you’ve heard of elf on a shelf, now get ready for…
jean luc picard in the front yard. star trek: the next generation.
December 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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punkonbuslives.bsky.social
Geordi gives the stop sign with his hand: Not watching Starfleet Academy b/c you don't like the latest poster Geordi points and smiles: Not watching Starfleet Academy b/c Paramount is owned by MAGA Nazis Star Trek TNG parody meme.
December 5, 2025 at 8:36 PM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
no clue what episode this list is for but im gonna guess enterprise
foone.bsky.social Foone @foone.bsky.social · 2d
done processing the whole episode. the final counts:

'ass': 919
'breast': 14
'breasts': 1135
'fellatio': 2
'nipple': 16855
'penis': 1167
'pussy': 76
'pussy_cover': 506
'sex_acting': 1
'toy': 159
December 5, 2025 at 3:16 PM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
hey paramount it’s been a long road gimme more star trek
internetperson69.bsky.social Seven of Sixty Nine @internetperson69.bsky.social · 2d
The execs over at Paramount really seems to think that Star Trek fans are tired of Star Trek
December 4, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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internetperson69.bsky.social
The execs over at Paramount really seems to think that Star Trek fans are tired of Star Trek
December 4, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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michaelsussman.bsky.social
“If they’re not going to make ‘Legacy’ right now, let’s make ‘United.’” 🎬🎥

Read more from @BackoftheHead.bsky.social 👀👇

screenrant.com/star-trek-en...

(Shoutout to the ubertalented Nick at Sci-Finatics for the Talok image) 🚀🪐

#StarTrekUnited #Skydance #ParamountPlus #ParamountTV
Actor Todd Stashwick as the Romulan spy Talok from Star Trek.
December 3, 2025 at 6:28 PM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
if you don’t like the meme just keep fucking scrolling. it is not that hard people!!!
December 3, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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yumenosix.bsky.social
doodle of AOS Chris Pike resting his head and hand on Firis Corsixer's head. He's looking directly at the viewer and smirking while Firis is resting her face on her fist
December 3, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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orchiscribbles.bsky.social
Thinking about them tonight 🥹
#StarTrekLowerDecks #lowerdecks #BeckettMariner #BradBoimler #StarTrek
Fan art of Star Trek: Lower Decks characters Brad Boimler and Beckett Mariner in the future, in the official style of the show. On the left, Boimler is holding a PADD with both hands close to his chest. He has two gold pips and one black, showing his rank as Lieutenant commander. On his right, Mariner is leaning on him, with her right elbow on his shoulder. She has a tricorder in her right hand. Her other hand is on her waist . They are looking at each other and smiling. Mariner has three gold pips, signifying her commander rank. Boimler has his hair in a gelled upright pompadour, Mariner has a side bob. They are both wearing standard issue Starfleet uniform of mid 2380's, as seen in Star Trek: Picard.
December 3, 2025 at 2:34 AM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
you’ve heard of elf on a shelf, now get ready for…
trip (star trek: enterprise) on a potato chip. so badly done.
December 3, 2025 at 5:54 PM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
you’ve heard of elf on a shelf, now get ready for…
the starship enterprise on french fries. yeah, it’s bad. star trek: tos enterprise.
December 2, 2025 at 4:14 PM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
NO FUCKING WAY SOMEONE POSTED A “THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS” ON THE MEME PAGE
December 2, 2025 at 4:12 PM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
you’ve heard of elf on a shelf, now get ready for…
t’lyn on a safety pin
December 1, 2025 at 4:40 PM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
sorry but the fact that someone canonically made jonathan archer an ipad kid just. sends me
in the blurry foreground, t’pol is trying to read. in the background, jonathan archer is watching something on his PADD. with no headphones. from the star trek: enterprise episode “the catwalk.”
November 30, 2025 at 5:27 PM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
he’s. into me????
goodboyporthos.bsky.social lower decker astra 🖖🏼 @goodboyporthos.bsky.social · 25d
i caught feelings and holy fuck now i’m hoping for texts back? what the fuck i thought i didn’t believe in love?? but he’s cute AND nice?? those guys my age exist???
November 30, 2025 at 7:35 AM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
just got some racism from random solicitors at a walmart. wtf. i’m so fucking done
November 27, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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yumenosix.bsky.social
very sad to see this email from Hero Within in my inbox today. They are losing their Star Trek license as a result of the merger increasing costs.
**Production update at the bottom** Hello Family, Tony Kim here, owner of Hero Within. I need to update you about an important change for Hero Within. It’s with great sadness that we are announcing the end of our Star Trek license. For over 6 years we have journeyed together and experience the ‘Undiscovered Country’ of modern Trek- but all good things must come to an end. We wanted nothing more but to grow old together but as a result of the Skydance/Paramount merger, the license cost became too great. Since July, we have been negotiating back and forth but we just couldn’t meet Paramount’s new contract goals. Since 2019, we have dropped our other licenses to focus on Star Trek, so to end this relationship is quite devastating to us. We always dreamed Star Trek could be a global juggernaut and hoped we could make that a reality together. Sadly, you will have to continue on without us. What does this means now? For the next month, we will be focusing on two objectives; First, we are working to deliver all of our past productions (Check the update at the very bottom). Second, we are starting a Last Call Preorder today for Black Friday. This will be your final chance to own an official Star Trek X Hero Within Jacket. Our jackets will be "collector’s items" starting January 1st. After holding off all year, we also had to raise our prices by 10% to combat the new tariffs and inflation. We hope you understand. Hopefully, we can return to Star Trek someday but for now, this is your last chance. What’s next? By purchasing from this Last Call Preorder, you will help set us up for what is next. For the first couple of months of 2026, we will be selling off what is left of our Star Trek collection, then we will move on to the future. For the past 9 years, we’ve been in licensed partnerships and honestly, I’m a little exhausted from it. Hero Within will probably take 2026 to develop some small passion projects until we dive back into the world of licensing. Because of you, we built this company together and now, we will take this leap into the great unknown together. It will be tough and scary but my hope is that it will push us into a better and sustainable future. Finest crew in the fleet Hero Within could not have made it this far without you. From the pandemic, the writer strike, inflation, tariffs and now licensing challenges, together we have seen it all. Like every relationship, we know we haven’t been perfect. We’ve been late, made production mistakes and not been great with communication. Thank you for sticking with us and allowing Hero Within to grow, evolve and get better. I hope you’ll stay with us for this next chapter. I’m not sure what it will be but I promise a future that will be fun, interesting and exciting. Help us out by shopping our Star Trek Collection this week. Oh, we do have one more new release in early December so stay tuned! The fun isn't over. Tony B Kim Owner & Chief Nerd Hero Within Production Update: We are sending out the last of the SDCC/STLV orders. The last part is the arrival of the Tunic Uniform Tops Orlando production is complete and waiting for the arrive any day now TWOK Jacket production is complete and waiting for it to make it’s way through customs NYCC/Oct production is underway Chicago production will start this week
November 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
the mediocre hill strikes again. one bad decision after another. they’re destroying the franchise by cancelling lower decks, refusing to greenlight shows like st:united that fans want, and now hurting small businesses.

the clowns in charge are running star trek into the ground. literally wtf
a horrible, and i mean HORRIBLE, drawing of the paramount logo with the mountain as just a limp and the stars in the top badly drawn. in comic sans underneath, off centered, it reads “mediocre hill.”
November 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
my thanksgiving plans? i’m gonna watch star trek next question
November 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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gettheorion.bsky.social
To those celebrating Thanksgiving, I’m grateful for this fandom & the friends I’ve made. You’ve continually brought a smile to my face & kept me sane thru the B.S. From me to you, whoever you are, wherever you are, allow me to raise a glass to you in spirit.

From the Orion family to yours. LLAP 🥃🖖🏻
star trek lower decks fan art illustration. It's my take on a Norman Rockwell painting. It features the Lower Deckers, Mariner, Boimler, T'Lyn, Rutherford, Tendi, and Chad the Corn Dog Vendor. Tendi is dressed in her science gear and is serving one massive corn dog, with corn dog drumsticks, to her crewmates. In the bottom right corner, some green duck has invited themselves to dinner.
November 26, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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yumenosix.bsky.social
I did my bangs like this the other day and so Mirror!Firis was born
doodle of Mirror!Firis Corsixer. She's got a Terran Empire Badge on and is wearing a uniform which is basically just a crop top version of the regular SNW skant. Her left arm is raised to the side of her face elegantly. A field of stars glows quietly behind her.
November 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM