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lower decker astra 🖖🏼
@goodboyporthos.bsky.social
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1701% full of bad star trek shitposts, live long an yap on 🖖🏼
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goodboyporthos.bsky.social
the mediocre hill strikes again. one bad decision after another. they’re destroying the franchise by cancelling lower decks, refusing to greenlight shows like st:united that fans want, and now hurting small businesses.

the clowns in charge are running star trek into the ground. literally wtf
a horrible, and i mean HORRIBLE, drawing of the paramount logo with the mountain as just a limp and the stars in the top badly drawn. in comic sans underneath, off centered, it reads “mediocre hill.”
November 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
did not expect to see this image on the company meme page but u know, shoutout this guy named patrick for posting this as a reply to me
captain archer sitting in the captains chair of the nx-01 leaning to the left a bit. the caption reads [FAITH OF THE HEART INTENSIFIES]
November 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
me when the guy called me pretty
beckett mariner from star trek: lower decks with a raised eyebrow looking shocked.
November 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
“crime ridden chicago” was honestly a lot of fun. everyone minded their own business, except for one family who warned my friend group that the restaurant wait was 1h45m, but then mentioned they couldn’t sit at the bar since their kid was under 21. alas, they were right, and we went elsewhere lol
photo from one of the chicago bridges looking down the river and at the city’s skyline.
November 9, 2025 at 2:57 PM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
spotted at the ogre airport:

- 747
- 757
- 767
- 777
- 787
- me in the SNW jacket
the shoulder patch of hero within’s star trek: strange new worlds jacket with a gated fence and barbed wire in the back, since it’s the boundary between airport property and the places normal people are allowed to go.
November 7, 2025 at 10:03 PM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
alright chat what do we think. which one should i bring to chicago? (tomorrow, not ST:CHI)

taking suggestions cuz im a warm weather girlypop and these are the the only jackets i own lmfao
the patch of two jackets: the gray strange new worlds one, or the gold striped enterprise one. both from hero within.
November 6, 2025 at 3:16 AM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
day 100 or something for asking someone to make star trek: united. idc if it’s paramount or a guy with an iphone
star trek: enterprise screencap that’s been edited. jonathan archer is standing on the left with a screen behind him that has been edited to say “why you should green light STAR TREK: UNITED by jonathan archer” as if it were a shitty powerpoint presentation by a third grader.
November 5, 2025 at 4:14 PM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
jonathan archer (left) and trip tucker (right) looking up towards the top of the frame. trip is using his left hand to point and the caption reads “Are you seein’ this, cap’n? This post is bullshit!”
November 4, 2025 at 3:40 AM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
John Fredrick Paxton has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
we’re looking at the view screen of the enterprise (nx-01). john fredrick paxton (peter walker) is wearing a suit and facing the camera with the terra prime logo in the corner (blue triangle with a green continent map) and the words “TERRA PRIME” in all caps, similar to a news broadcast. star trek enterprise season 4 episode 20
November 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
happy mariner monday
beckett mariner from star trek: lower decks holding up two middle fingers to the sky.
November 3, 2025 at 4:12 PM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
go blue jays beat dodgers let’s go baseball jonathan archer
chris bassitt from the toronto blue jays pitching.
November 2, 2025 at 3:31 AM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
let’s greenlight this show so i can become canon once and for all
quote from the article: “There's a lot to unpack there. According to Mike Sussman, Archer and his wife”
November 1, 2025 at 2:45 AM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
it’s been a long road….

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
me with my fave turned away from the camera dressed as hoshi sato from star trek: enterprise. the patch is showing under the green/blue science stripe.
October 31, 2025 at 3:34 PM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
Repost this with you and your significant other (not really):

(yes really this is canon)
myself (black hair, light tan skin, red lipstick, red enterprise-era uniform with one pip) and captain jonathan archer on the left. drawn by @yumenosix.bsky.social
October 29, 2025 at 11:02 PM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
Post something random or you’ll have an awful November.
captain janeway from star trek: voyager looking at a computer with a confused face. as per usual she had a cup of coffee off to the left in a clear glass.
October 29, 2025 at 2:21 AM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
AGAIN???
a meme with a mischievous looking dragon labeled “the sea” that says “i’m so full from fighter jets yum”
October 29, 2025 at 12:00 AM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
i watch star trek for the plot, duh

the plot:
captain archer from star trek: enterprise sitting in a chair and looking toward the top right corner of the frame. i can’t explain it but he looks very authoritative, but not in a bad way.
October 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
😐
me: Fr and the government has recently made people fear for their livelihoods and made them afraid to go outside man: I just want it to not cost 100 bucks when I go to the grocery store lol
October 28, 2025 at 3:41 PM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
i see i have several new followers which must mean im the funniest person on bsky (and totally didn’t get added to a starter pack or something). welcome!

beware of typos and enjoy the shitposts!! 🖖🏼
text at the top reads “goodbyporthos.bsky.social” in dark blue with red cursive “(Lower Decker Astra)” underneath. photos on the left: a mini porthos the beagle, below it a mini jonathan archer in the NX-01 hat looking to the right and smiling. it should be noted that the archer is looking at a drawing of me by @yumenosix.bsky.social - light tan woman with red lipstick, dark auburn hair, and a red lower decks uniform with one pip. text on the middle right: about me: - early 20s - USA basec - jonathan archer enthusiast - real life engineer - loves planes too below is an image of N779XY, a white boeing 777-9 with the boeing logo by the nose and a blue polka dot tail with a large 9 on it. text on the top bottom left: what i post: - jonathan archer - mid star trek memes - occasional cosplay & con experiences - occasional real life commentary middle lower drawing: uncolored meme of me standing with a party hat that says “they don’t know i’m delusional about jonathan archer” and the other partygoers say “yes we do” / “it’s literally all you yap about.” drawn by @yumenosix.bsky.social. bottom right corner has text that reads “PEAK STAR TREK (NOT DELUSIONAL) with an arrow pointing at another drawing of me in an enterprise era uniform, red stripe and one pip next to captain jonathan archer. also drawn by @yumenosix.bsky.social. the graphic is intended to be a hot mess.
October 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
top text reads “HAVE YOU SEEN THEM?” with a picture of live action beckett mariner and brad boimler from star trek: lower decks / star trek: strange new worlds. bottom text says “NOW YOU HAVE :)”
October 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
rumor has it there’s a star trek group walking in an anaheim parade today…
star trek: lower decks uniform in red with one pop
October 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
this is why people don’t fucking go to therapy. my therapist quoted $105. i paid $105. then i got an email saying it’s $125. and i got charged $140.

this is from the third party billing thing. what the fuck.
I truly appreciate you bringing to my attention. I completely understand how confusing it must feel to see a charge of $140.94 for a session that was quoted at $123.75, especially after you had already paid $105. I truly empathize with your situation, and I'm sorry for any stress this has caused. At this time, we're unable to issue any refunds for potential overcharges because your insurance company has not yet completed processing the claims from your previous sessions. Once those claims are finalized, we'll be able to review everything thoroughly and move forward with any necessary adjustments or refunds. That said, for the time being I can manually update your account to reflect these coverage details so that you aren't overcharged again in the future.
October 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
so i discovered today that employers when doing the EEO reports can just straight up look at you an label your race if im reading this right????

not a lawyer but what the fuck am i reading this right

www.eeoc.gov/sites/defaul...
§ 1602.13. Records as to racial or ethnic identity of employees. Employers may acquire the information necessary for completion of items 5 and 6 of Report EEO-1 either by visual surveys of the work force, or at their option, by the maintenance of post-employment records as to the identity of employees where the same is permitted by State law. In the latter case, however, the Commission recommends the maintenance of a permanent record as to the racial or ethnic identity of an individual for purpose of completing the report form only where the employer keeps such records separately from the employee's basic personnel form or other records available to those responsible for personnel decisions, e.g., as part of an automatic data processing system in the payroll department.
October 23, 2025 at 7:10 PM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
it’s actually insane how big it is next to a 737. it does not look real
satellite imagery of boeing field (KBFI) from google maps. on the left is the boeing 737 and on the right the boeing 777-9, which is basically 2x the size of the 737.
October 22, 2025 at 6:48 PM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
thank fucking god i always knew riker was a freak
screenshot from the article: “This could include Commander Trip Tucker, as Sussman hints that Trip's death in Star Trek: Enterprise's series finale may not have played out like it did in the episode's holodeck simulation where Tucker sacrificed himself to save Captain Archer from alien marauders.”
October 21, 2025 at 3:22 PM