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1701% full of bad star trek shitposts, live long an yap on 🖖🏼
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the mediocre hill strikes again. one bad decision after another. they’re destroying the franchise by cancelling lower decks, refusing to greenlight shows like st:united that fans want, and now hurting small businesses.

the clowns in charge are running star trek into the ground. literally wtf
November 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM
did not expect to see this image on the company meme page but u know, shoutout this guy named patrick for posting this as a reply to me
November 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM
me when the guy called me pretty
November 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
“crime ridden chicago” was honestly a lot of fun. everyone minded their own business, except for one family who warned my friend group that the restaurant wait was 1h45m, but then mentioned they couldn’t sit at the bar since their kid was under 21. alas, they were right, and we went elsewhere lol
November 9, 2025 at 2:57 PM
spotted at the ogre airport:

- 747
- 757
- 767
- 777
- 787
- me in the SNW jacket
November 7, 2025 at 10:03 PM
alright chat what do we think. which one should i bring to chicago? (tomorrow, not ST:CHI)

taking suggestions cuz im a warm weather girlypop and these are the the only jackets i own lmfao
November 6, 2025 at 3:16 AM
day 100 or something for asking someone to make star trek: united. idc if it’s paramount or a guy with an iphone
November 5, 2025 at 4:14 PM
November 4, 2025 at 3:40 AM
John Fredrick Paxton has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
happy mariner monday
November 3, 2025 at 4:12 PM
go blue jays beat dodgers let’s go baseball jonathan archer
November 2, 2025 at 3:31 AM
let’s greenlight this show so i can become canon once and for all
November 1, 2025 at 2:45 AM
it’s been a long road….

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
October 31, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Repost this with you and your significant other (not really):

(yes really this is canon)
October 29, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful November.
October 29, 2025 at 2:21 AM
AGAIN???
October 29, 2025 at 12:00 AM
i watch star trek for the plot, duh

the plot:
October 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
😐
October 28, 2025 at 3:41 PM
i see i have several new followers which must mean im the funniest person on bsky (and totally didn’t get added to a starter pack or something). welcome!

beware of typos and enjoy the shitposts!! 🖖🏼
October 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
October 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM
rumor has it there’s a star trek group walking in an anaheim parade today…
October 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
this is why people don’t fucking go to therapy. my therapist quoted $105. i paid $105. then i got an email saying it’s $125. and i got charged $140.

this is from the third party billing thing. what the fuck.
October 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
so i discovered today that employers when doing the EEO reports can just straight up look at you an label your race if im reading this right????

not a lawyer but what the fuck am i reading this right

www.eeoc.gov/sites/defaul...
October 23, 2025 at 7:10 PM
it’s actually insane how big it is next to a 737. it does not look real
October 22, 2025 at 6:48 PM
thank fucking god i always knew riker was a freak
October 21, 2025 at 3:22 PM