jordan
@jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay
Milfiest women under 35, Analog Photography hobbyist, woman with a race track tattoo, 1/4th of a queer game store, home of the whopper
29/pittsburgh she/her MDNI
29/pittsburgh she/her MDNI
Several years ago I met my cis doppelgänger at a trade show and it was fucked up that she was the taller one
"you but cis" is always a good cryptid to encounter i think
January 7, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Several years ago I met my cis doppelgänger at a trade show and it was fucked up that she was the taller one
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Please come by the Elevation Project tomorrow Jan 8th from 6—9 where I’ll be exhibiting two enormous panoramas and two black&white prints.
I think they’re stunning and I am extremely excited to be doing my first ever gallery show!!
Also, I’m going to wear a beautiful red dress.
I think they’re stunning and I am extremely excited to be doing my first ever gallery show!!
Also, I’m going to wear a beautiful red dress.
January 7, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Please come by the Elevation Project tomorrow Jan 8th from 6—9 where I’ll be exhibiting two enormous panoramas and two black&white prints.
I think they’re stunning and I am extremely excited to be doing my first ever gallery show!!
Also, I’m going to wear a beautiful red dress.
I think they’re stunning and I am extremely excited to be doing my first ever gallery show!!
Also, I’m going to wear a beautiful red dress.
We were so close to something really cool in 2020
January 7, 2026 at 9:33 PM
We were so close to something really cool in 2020
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i need everyone to get about 15% more communist NOW
January 7, 2026 at 8:57 PM
i need everyone to get about 15% more communist NOW
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the 'TR' in Toyota TR010 Hybrid stands for Trans Rights
January 7, 2026 at 1:43 PM
the 'TR' in Toyota TR010 Hybrid stands for Trans Rights
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barking like a seal (internally) locked in and silent (externally)
January 7, 2026 at 7:31 PM
barking like a seal (internally) locked in and silent (externally)
The Pittsburgh post gazette losing their union busting attempt and then just deciding to shut down 6 months later is infuriating
January 7, 2026 at 6:30 PM
The Pittsburgh post gazette losing their union busting attempt and then just deciding to shut down 6 months later is infuriating
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The Threads vibe is so hard to describe. It’s dire and dumb and full of engagement farming but then you also get accidental perfect posts like this.
January 7, 2026 at 5:35 AM
The Threads vibe is so hard to describe. It’s dire and dumb and full of engagement farming but then you also get accidental perfect posts like this.
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2018 Honda NSX-GT GT500
picture: Takayuki Suzuki https://www.flickr.com/photos/78475089@N02/32643402237/ under CC BY-SA 2.0
picture: Takayuki Suzuki https://www.flickr.com/photos/78475089@N02/32643402237/ under CC BY-SA 2.0
January 7, 2026 at 6:00 AM
2018 Honda NSX-GT GT500
picture: Takayuki Suzuki https://www.flickr.com/photos/78475089@N02/32643402237/ under CC BY-SA 2.0
picture: Takayuki Suzuki https://www.flickr.com/photos/78475089@N02/32643402237/ under CC BY-SA 2.0
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sorry I called our second date "the squeekuel" can I still eat you out
October 19, 2025 at 6:30 PM
sorry I called our second date "the squeekuel" can I still eat you out
Me and who
fwd (friends with drawbacks)
January 7, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Me and who
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sometimes I get replies that are so bad I get irrationally angry
January 7, 2026 at 1:42 AM
sometimes I get replies that are so bad I get irrationally angry
I cannot get a handle on my sex drive and it's stupid
January 7, 2026 at 1:09 AM
I cannot get a handle on my sex drive and it's stupid
Oil wars mean the bush years are back
January 7, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Oil wars mean the bush years are back
Twin peaks, both Season 2 and The Return
Given that apparently the Stranger Things finale was meh (idk, didn't watch it, just the scuttlebutt) and we're not that far removed from the disastrous GOT finale that retroactively made everyone have never cared about the show:
What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
January 7, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Twin peaks, both Season 2 and The Return
Planning a tribute commander tournament for a store regular who passed last year and I'm just so happy with the community I've helped curate here. I dunno. I think I'm so blessed to help run a card shop that has such deep community
January 7, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Planning a tribute commander tournament for a store regular who passed last year and I'm just so happy with the community I've helped curate here. I dunno. I think I'm so blessed to help run a card shop that has such deep community
Reminder: completely blank accounts, or men who like all my photos get instantly blocked :3
January 7, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Reminder: completely blank accounts, or men who like all my photos get instantly blocked :3
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The cacophony is kinda cool though?
November 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
The cacophony is kinda cool though?
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just door dashed bubble tea
January 6, 2026 at 9:15 PM
just door dashed bubble tea
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there are allies who care about the dignity and freedoms of trans women and then there are allies who care about their freedom to watch trans porn
January 6, 2026 at 8:21 PM
there are allies who care about the dignity and freedoms of trans women and then there are allies who care about their freedom to watch trans porn
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spec ops: the line (2012)
Loading screen tip that says "You should be ashamed of yourself."
January 6, 2026 at 8:11 PM
spec ops: the line (2012)
I've never actually cuckolded anyone, but I have driven other people's cars on race tracks while they watched, and that felt pretty damn close
January 6, 2026 at 7:37 PM
I've never actually cuckolded anyone, but I have driven other people's cars on race tracks while they watched, and that felt pretty damn close
happy 5 years to everyone we should have put to death after January 6th
January 6, 2026 at 7:08 PM
happy 5 years to everyone we should have put to death after January 6th