Jordan, a cool guy
@jordanhirsch.net
Jordan Hirsch
Speaker, coach, playful facilitator, musician. Other duties as assigned.
Likes: horror movies, biking, making music, candy, social justice
SF➡MD➡DC➡NYC➡Hudson Valley
https://jordanhirsch.net
He/him
Profile pic by my awesome daughter
Speaker, coach, playful facilitator, musician. Other duties as assigned.
Likes: horror movies, biking, making music, candy, social justice
SF➡MD➡DC➡NYC➡Hudson Valley
https://jordanhirsch.net
He/him
Profile pic by my awesome daughter
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I actually LIKE email categorization, a feature that has existed for years and which has never relied on bogus "AI" bullshit.
At least Microsoft let me TURN CLIPPY OFF.
At least Microsoft let me TURN CLIPPY OFF.
February 1, 2026 at 2:25 AM
I actually LIKE email categorization, a feature that has existed for years and which has never relied on bogus "AI" bullshit.
At least Microsoft let me TURN CLIPPY OFF.
At least Microsoft let me TURN CLIPPY OFF.
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Each time I point out that the Republican platform is simple (they want to sexually abuse children, and they want you to pay for it), a few people think I'm exaggerating, and usually some small number of people think I'm being sardonic or something. I mean it quite literally.
February 1, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Each time I point out that the Republican platform is simple (they want to sexually abuse children, and they want you to pay for it), a few people think I'm exaggerating, and usually some small number of people think I'm being sardonic or something. I mean it quite literally.
Changed my handle, y'all. Don't worry, I'm still me, just more so.
February 1, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Changed my handle, y'all. Don't worry, I'm still me, just more so.
Society (1989)
I’ve lived in Cambridge 35+ years and finally ready to eat Puritan food
February 1, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Society (1989)
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Can you fly, Bobby?
February 1, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Can you fly, Bobby?
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People who own all four Rage records and have never read a David Brooks column understand the world better than the reverse
January 31, 2026 at 5:47 PM
People who own all four Rage records and have never read a David Brooks column understand the world better than the reverse
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The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
January 30, 2026 at 11:21 PM
The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
My friend @pjmyette.bsky.social made this awesome shirt and you can have one too! tee.pub/lic/w6ifFnbG...
All proceeds go to riacboston.org
All proceeds go to riacboston.org
January 31, 2026 at 9:56 PM
My friend @pjmyette.bsky.social made this awesome shirt and you can have one too! tee.pub/lic/w6ifFnbG...
All proceeds go to riacboston.org
All proceeds go to riacboston.org
Wife (doing crossword): "what's another word for 'evil spirits?' 'Incels??'"
January 31, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Wife (doing crossword): "what's another word for 'evil spirits?' 'Incels??'"
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*fart goes unsniffed* YOU GUYS YOU’RE MISSING IT
January 31, 2026 at 2:36 PM
*fart goes unsniffed* YOU GUYS YOU’RE MISSING IT
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“You there, boy! Has he died yet?”
January 31, 2026 at 1:08 PM
“You there, boy! Has he died yet?”
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remember when the panama papers came out and we found out every rich person on earth was committing tax fraud and then nothing happened
January 31, 2026 at 12:23 PM
remember when the panama papers came out and we found out every rich person on earth was committing tax fraud and then nothing happened
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An entire political movement founded on uncovering hidden messages in documents to discover the powerful secret pedophiles and meanwhile the powerful pedophiles out here sending gmails saying "Hi fellow pedophile when are we meeting to do pedophilia again"
Disgusting.
In an email on Sept. 11, 2013, Mr. Richard Branson, founder of the Virgin Group, wrote to Mr. Epstein, “It was really nice seeing you yesterday.” He added: “Any time you’re in the area would love to see you. As long as you bring your harem!”
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
In an email on Sept. 11, 2013, Mr. Richard Branson, founder of the Virgin Group, wrote to Mr. Epstein, “It was really nice seeing you yesterday.” He added: “Any time you’re in the area would love to see you. As long as you bring your harem!”
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
Live Updates: Millions of Pages of Epstein Documents Released
www.nytimes.com
January 31, 2026 at 11:47 AM
An entire political movement founded on uncovering hidden messages in documents to discover the powerful secret pedophiles and meanwhile the powerful pedophiles out here sending gmails saying "Hi fellow pedophile when are we meeting to do pedophilia again"
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Our message to Kristi Noem, Stephen Miller, and ICE is simple.
Stay the f*** out of the Hudson Valley.
Stay the f*** out of the Hudson Valley.
January 31, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Our message to Kristi Noem, Stephen Miller, and ICE is simple.
Stay the f*** out of the Hudson Valley.
Stay the f*** out of the Hudson Valley.
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As Black History Month approaches, a reminder that HORROR NOIRE, the best-reviewed documentary of 2019, is at 100% on Rotten Tomatoes, but is still not “Certified Fresh” because there are only 38 reviews (RT says limited release movies require 40). Is this the year? Will you answer the call?
January 31, 2026 at 2:29 PM
As Black History Month approaches, a reminder that HORROR NOIRE, the best-reviewed documentary of 2019, is at 100% on Rotten Tomatoes, but is still not “Certified Fresh” because there are only 38 reviews (RT says limited release movies require 40). Is this the year? Will you answer the call?
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I love working at the Department of Justice and participating in a conspiracy to cover up the demented 80 year old president's sex crimes. I spend 18 hours a day redacting documents and there's a putrid husk where my soul used to be
December 20, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I love working at the Department of Justice and participating in a conspiracy to cover up the demented 80 year old president's sex crimes. I spend 18 hours a day redacting documents and there's a putrid husk where my soul used to be
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I get tired of saying it, but I’ll say it again: the nature of oppression in America is that they workshop it first on Black, Latino, Asian & Native people.
But it is always, in the end, coming for everyone.
But it is always, in the end, coming for everyone.
The arrests of journalists Don Lemon and Georgia Fort are a test for every MSM member with a platform. If you are not voicing your outrage at this blatant violation of the First Amendment, you are utterly discredited as a journalist.
January 30, 2026 at 4:46 PM
I get tired of saying it, but I’ll say it again: the nature of oppression in America is that they workshop it first on Black, Latino, Asian & Native people.
But it is always, in the end, coming for everyone.
But it is always, in the end, coming for everyone.
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The hill I will die on: Martinis should be served with a sidecar, or not at all | Josh Sharp
The hill I will die on: Martinis should be served with a sidecar, or not at all | Josh Sharp
A sip in the glass and the rest in a little carafe, please – and make sure it’s ice-cold, otherwise it’s an absolutely degenerate drink, says comedian Josh Sharp
www.theguardian.com
January 30, 2026 at 1:29 PM
The hill I will die on: Martinis should be served with a sidecar, or not at all | Josh Sharp
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tom cotton single-handedly held up a qualified obama appointment for years until the nominee literally died of cancer, just because he hated obama that much. why can’t we bring that hater energy down on these freaks?
January 30, 2026 at 1:44 PM
tom cotton single-handedly held up a qualified obama appointment for years until the nominee literally died of cancer, just because he hated obama that much. why can’t we bring that hater energy down on these freaks?
Happy #LetterboxdFriday! My #LastFourWatched include an underbaked and overly derivative effects showcase, a movie so bad it's amazing, the best horror movie ever made, and a comedy classic that hasn't lost a beat.
How about yours?
boxd.it/bL9hT
How about yours?
boxd.it/bL9hT
January 30, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Happy #LetterboxdFriday! My #LastFourWatched include an underbaked and overly derivative effects showcase, a movie so bad it's amazing, the best horror movie ever made, and a comedy classic that hasn't lost a beat.
How about yours?
boxd.it/bL9hT
How about yours?
boxd.it/bL9hT
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The state of american politics is that one major party wants to kill you while the other simply wants you to die
January 29, 2026 at 10:13 PM
The state of american politics is that one major party wants to kill you while the other simply wants you to die
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Abolish ICE. anything else is loser shit.
Jeffries: "We believe there should be a prohibition on ICE deporting or detaining American citizens. We believe that ICE should conduct itself like every other law enforcement agency in the country. We believe ICE shouldn't run around with masks ... "
January 29, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Abolish ICE. anything else is loser shit.
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This is a bill to end democracy.
Jesus fucking holy hell.
This is what you should get loud about. If you have any Republican representatives, call them now -and repeatedly. Do what you can to stop this from passing.
This is a nightmare.
This is what you should get loud about. If you have any Republican representatives, call them now -and repeatedly. Do what you can to stop this from passing.
This is a nightmare.
January 29, 2026 at 9:43 PM
This is a bill to end democracy.
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Jesus fucking holy hell.
This is what you should get loud about. If you have any Republican representatives, call them now -and repeatedly. Do what you can to stop this from passing.
This is a nightmare.
This is what you should get loud about. If you have any Republican representatives, call them now -and repeatedly. Do what you can to stop this from passing.
This is a nightmare.
January 29, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Jesus fucking holy hell.
This is what you should get loud about. If you have any Republican representatives, call them now -and repeatedly. Do what you can to stop this from passing.
This is a nightmare.
This is what you should get loud about. If you have any Republican representatives, call them now -and repeatedly. Do what you can to stop this from passing.
This is a nightmare.