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This simply might be the best photo I’ve ever taken.
October 31, 2025 at 9:49 AM
This simply might be the best photo I’ve ever taken.
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I heard that he actually killed himself
September 14, 2025 at 6:04 AM
I heard that he actually killed himself
July 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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A recent study found that cervical cancer deaths in young women have plummeted since the introduction of the human papillomavirus vaccine.
As Cervical Cancer Deaths Plummet, Experts Credit HPV Vaccine
HPV can cause a variety of cancers, including cervical. New mortality data for women under 25 point to the success of the HPV vaccine.
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March 11, 2025 at 12:37 PM
A recent study found that cervical cancer deaths in young women have plummeted since the introduction of the human papillomavirus vaccine.
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if we are all going to be forced to relive 2016, they should at the very least let us see mad max fury road in theaters again
January 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
if we are all going to be forced to relive 2016, they should at the very least let us see mad max fury road in theaters again
Happy Severance Day to those who celebrate.
January 17, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Happy Severance Day to those who celebrate.
Venus and the Moon, flirting outrageously.
January 3, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Venus and the Moon, flirting outrageously.
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Having not read the sentencing remarks, I’m cautious about rushing to conclusions, but on its face Feathers McGraw appears to be a prime example of the rampant sentence inflation that has led to chronic overcrowding in our zoos and the unedifying spectacle of animals being released early.
Curious to know whether
@barristersecret.bsky.social thinks 30 years behind bars for robbery and attempted murder was a fair sentence for Feathers McGraw? It seems a bit steep #WallaceAndGromit
@barristersecret.bsky.social thinks 30 years behind bars for robbery and attempted murder was a fair sentence for Feathers McGraw? It seems a bit steep #WallaceAndGromit
December 28, 2024 at 8:10 AM
Having not read the sentencing remarks, I’m cautious about rushing to conclusions, but on its face Feathers McGraw appears to be a prime example of the rampant sentence inflation that has led to chronic overcrowding in our zoos and the unedifying spectacle of animals being released early.
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what’s happening on twitter right now shows just how important it was for left of center people to leave it earlier
these assholes need a target, and deprived of their preferred options they are ripping each other to shreds
these assholes need a target, and deprived of their preferred options they are ripping each other to shreds
December 28, 2024 at 5:04 PM
what’s happening on twitter right now shows just how important it was for left of center people to leave it earlier
these assholes need a target, and deprived of their preferred options they are ripping each other to shreds
these assholes need a target, and deprived of their preferred options they are ripping each other to shreds
There’s a lot of talk about the weird bit between Christmas and New Year’s but we need to acknowledge the few days before Christmas where you just sort of have pickled onion Monster Munch for dinner.
December 23, 2024 at 7:28 PM
There’s a lot of talk about the weird bit between Christmas and New Year’s but we need to acknowledge the few days before Christmas where you just sort of have pickled onion Monster Munch for dinner.
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We have entered the season of no meal rules. Dessert is breakfast. Dinner is lunch. A snack is an entire honey-mustard ham
December 21, 2024 at 6:42 PM
We have entered the season of no meal rules. Dessert is breakfast. Dinner is lunch. A snack is an entire honey-mustard ham
A cheeseboard with Jacob’s crackers and a glass of red is my holy trinity.
December 22, 2024 at 4:03 PM
A cheeseboard with Jacob’s crackers and a glass of red is my holy trinity.
I’m sorry but ho ho ho is a weird way to laugh.
December 20, 2024 at 9:38 PM
I’m sorry but ho ho ho is a weird way to laugh.
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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...
December 16, 2024 at 10:20 PM
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...
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A good thing to do with an advent calendar is forget about it for 10 days. Then, one evening, you can eat 10 chocs in one go, safe in the knowledge that you’re just doing admin. I now HAVE to eat multiple chocs because I’m behind. If I don’t, I will fail the calendar.
December 14, 2024 at 12:00 AM
A good thing to do with an advent calendar is forget about it for 10 days. Then, one evening, you can eat 10 chocs in one go, safe in the knowledge that you’re just doing admin. I now HAVE to eat multiple chocs because I’m behind. If I don’t, I will fail the calendar.
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I’m going to say something bold here and publicly state that “murder is not the way to solve national problems” but suffering from chronic debilitating pain seems to be a much more logical reason for someone to go apeshit than women being in Star Wars
December 12, 2024 at 2:21 PM
I’m going to say something bold here and publicly state that “murder is not the way to solve national problems” but suffering from chronic debilitating pain seems to be a much more logical reason for someone to go apeshit than women being in Star Wars
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Cillian Murphy stuns in first look at ‘28 Years Later.’
December 10, 2024 at 10:28 AM
Cillian Murphy stuns in first look at ‘28 Years Later.’
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on “Wonderful Christmastime,” Sir Paul McCartney set out to make a timeless christmas classic and also to figure out what every button on his synthesizer did, and he absolutely succeeded at one of those things
December 5, 2024 at 7:01 PM
on “Wonderful Christmastime,” Sir Paul McCartney set out to make a timeless christmas classic and also to figure out what every button on his synthesizer did, and he absolutely succeeded at one of those things
For some reason all I can think about today is how Rihanna should name her next album Reanimate and now I can’t concentrate on anything else. It’s a serious concern. I don’t think I’m able to drive home.
December 4, 2024 at 11:46 AM
For some reason all I can think about today is how Rihanna should name her next album Reanimate and now I can’t concentrate on anything else. It’s a serious concern. I don’t think I’m able to drive home.
The trick is to buy 24 advent calendars.
December 1, 2024 at 9:00 PM
The trick is to buy 24 advent calendars.
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Love that all rich people are now basically like “I’m gonna buy the moon and write Fuck You Sharon on it because to help humanity.”
November 30, 2024 at 9:20 PM
Love that all rich people are now basically like “I’m gonna buy the moon and write Fuck You Sharon on it because to help humanity.”
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