Jon Swanson
@jonswanson.bsky.social
Gettysburg, PA to Minneapolis. IT Guy. Dog Companion. Former home brewer...Current curler. Pirates and Twins fan. Run fantasy baseball game: Benchwarmer Baseball
Fake Tush Push by Steelers goes for 55 yards.
November 23, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Fake Tush Push by Steelers goes for 55 yards.
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Detroit Lions Rookie Asks For Thanksgiving Off
Detroit Lions Rookie Asks For Thanksgiving Off
DETROIT—Double-checking that he had approval before finalizing travel plans, Detroit Lions rookie Tate Ratledge reportedly approached head coach Dan Campbell on Monday to see if it might be possible f...
theonion.com
November 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Detroit Lions Rookie Asks For Thanksgiving Off
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They make it look easy
November 23, 2025 at 1:29 AM
They make it look easy
Post a movie where you are from
November 23, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Post a movie where you are from
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Stephen Miller reminding Trump that he’s supposed to hate the scary Muslim guy.
November 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Stephen Miller reminding Trump that he’s supposed to hate the scary Muslim guy.
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Marriage A-la-Mode, Plate V: The Death of the Earl, by Simon François Ravenet, after William Hogarth, 1745, 📸 by @evanvucci
November 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Marriage A-la-Mode, Plate V: The Death of the Earl, by Simon François Ravenet, after William Hogarth, 1745, 📸 by @evanvucci
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Quiet, Piggy.
Q: Have you spoken to President Zelenskyy--
TRUMP: Who?
Q: President Zelenskyy
TRUMP: I've spoken with their people. We have a plan. It's horrible what's happening. It's a cold winter. We have a way of getting peace.
TRUMP: Who?
Q: President Zelenskyy
TRUMP: I've spoken with their people. We have a plan. It's horrible what's happening. It's a cold winter. We have a way of getting peace.
November 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Quiet, Piggy.
Does the band Marcy Playground need to change their name too?
Mpls Park and Rec Board renames Marcy Park to Dinky Park
Dinky Park is located at 711 11th Ave SE, near the U of M campus and Dinkytown area.
The East Bank Neighborhoods Partnership officially submitted a request to rename the park to the MPRB in 2024.
www.eastbankmpls.org/news/dinky-p...
Dinky Park is located at 711 11th Ave SE, near the U of M campus and Dinkytown area.
The East Bank Neighborhoods Partnership officially submitted a request to rename the park to the MPRB in 2024.
www.eastbankmpls.org/news/dinky-p...
November 21, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Does the band Marcy Playground need to change their name too?
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"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
I root for Penn State, but that was a pretty impressive drive by Indiana.
November 8, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I root for Penn State, but that was a pretty impressive drive by Indiana.
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Tell me more about ‘Sleepy Joe.’
November 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Tell me more about ‘Sleepy Joe.’
Guess who won't be back to the White House again to take photos
photos of Trump sleeping through yesterday's Oval Office event via Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 7, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Guess who won't be back to the White House again to take photos
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Pierrot, by Jean-Antoine Watteau, 1718-19, 📸 by @andyharnik
November 7, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Pierrot, by Jean-Antoine Watteau, 1718-19, 📸 by @andyharnik
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I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
November 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
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Surprised he heard about it.
Mike Johnson: "What happened last night is blue states and blue cities voted blue. We all saw that coming. And no one should read too much into last night's election results."
November 5, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Surprised he heard about it.
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Our dementia-ravaged president still thinks you have to show a photo ID to purchase groceries.
Trump: "It's time for Republicans to do what they have to do and that's terminate the filibuster ... we should start tonight with 'the country's open, congratulations,' then we should pass voted ID, we should pass no mail in voting ... you go to a grocery store, you have to give ID."
November 5, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Our dementia-ravaged president still thinks you have to show a photo ID to purchase groceries.
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November 4, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Breaking News: Prunella Scales, the British actress best known for her role as Sybil on “Fawlty Towers,” died at 93.
Prunella Scales, Sybil on ‘Fawlty Towers,’ Dies at 93
Best known “for playing unfortunate wives,” she had a decades-long career in the theater and on television.
nyti.ms
October 28, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Breaking News: Prunella Scales, the British actress best known for her role as Sybil on “Fawlty Towers,” died at 93.
Didn't expect a doubleheader tonight
October 28, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Didn't expect a doubleheader tonight
Tug of war decides the game after 18 innings
October 28, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Tug of war decides the game after 18 innings
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The Dodgers won the entire 1963 World Series in eight hours and 17 minutes.
October 28, 2025 at 6:29 AM
The Dodgers won the entire 1963 World Series in eight hours and 17 minutes.
I've been in Europe a few times in Sept/Oct trying to follow MLB/NFL games. Can't imagine waking up and having the game still in progress.
October 28, 2025 at 6:25 AM
I've been in Europe a few times in Sept/Oct trying to follow MLB/NFL games. Can't imagine waking up and having the game still in progress.
Amish pitcher did well for the Dodgers
October 28, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Amish pitcher did well for the Dodgers
Hopper doesn't care this game is going to the 17th inning. She's more of a WNBA fan
October 28, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Hopper doesn't care this game is going to the 17th inning. She's more of a WNBA fan