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Jonathan Graziano
@jongraz.bsky.social
the prettiest, ya know. best damn tapper. the most smartest

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October 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins
June 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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NEWSOM: "It's a vulgar display. It's the kind of thing you see with Kim Jong Un, Putin, dictators that are weak… How weak do you have to be to commandeer the military for your birthday?“
June 13, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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I hope everyone knows that it's very easy for any social content platform, including Bluesky, to be a misery machine and that if you aren't intentional about it, they will absolutely decrease the positive impact you have on the world while making you less happy.
May 2, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Autism is not a disease and these kids are not damaged, despite what HHS Secretary Kennedy says.
April 16, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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The strongest act of resistance the Democrats could do at the State of the Union would be to sit through the whole speech but sometimes frown and shake their heads 💪
March 5, 2025 at 2:01 AM
RIP men
February 19, 2025 at 7:24 PM
how do I unfollow everyone who only posts about how much they dislike their bodies and sleeping habits I need to see less of this on my feed??
February 16, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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ADL is a deeply compromised organization
This is somehow much worse than what I expected
January 20, 2025 at 11:23 PM
but what if at 9:39pm EST I crawled into bed, put on howls moving castle volume setting 2 brightness setting LOW and went to sleep immediately
January 18, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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If I was a teen who lost access to tiktok I would simply learn to appreciate the professionalism and higher production values of linear broadcast television
January 15, 2025 at 2:10 AM
THERE IS NO WAR IN BA SING SE
January 15, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Carrie Underwood's inauguration song had better be a medley with "Before He Cheats"
January 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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BREAKING: Texas Governor Greg Abbott has ordered all Texas flags to be flown at full-staff on inauguration day, despite the requirement that they be flown at half-staff for 30 days due to President Carter's death. Shameful.
January 13, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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2025

Out: parasocial relationship with TikTokers

In: parasocial relationships with water-dropping helicopters
January 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
People keep tagging me in such nice tik toks about how much bones or no bones meant and it’s so sweet but it also feels a bit like I’m at my own funeral which is wild bc I’m not dying but also?
January 12, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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We must never forget that WaPo also fell for it.

This piece now stands as one of the most embarrassing puffy profiles since like the time Vogue glossed over Assad's wife. www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...
Inside the bro-ification of Mark Zuckerberg
Mark Zuckerberg has remade his image from a dorky, democracy-destroying CEO into a cool, athletic AI visionary in the eyes of Silicon Valley tech founders.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 11, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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There is a non zero chance that the stylist Mark Zuckerberg paid for his midlife crisis makeover played the world's funniest prank ever and he completely fell for it.
January 11, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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The 13th Amendment allows for modern day SLAVE LABOR. They risking their lives for pennies.
Hundreds of incarcerated firefighters are fighting the wildfires raging across southern California for $5.80-$10.24 per day

When responding to disasters, they may earn $26.90 over a 24-hour shift
‘Essential’: nearly 800 incarcerated firefighters deployed as LA battles wildfires
The firefighters earn $5.80-$10.24 per day plus $1 an hour when responding to active emergencies, according to CDCR
www.theguardian.com
January 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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I don't really use TikTok that much, but I find it fascinating that our government is on the verge of banning an app for national security reasons that are still unclear in the same week that Meta, the largest social media company, says it's now fine to hate LGBTQ people and call us mentally ill.
January 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Anita Bryant isn't going to see your hurtful posts and jokes about her death but your friends who enjoy them will so that's what they call a win-win situation
January 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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TikTok says it plans to shut down site unless Supreme Court strikes down law forcing it to sell
TikTok says it plans to shut down site unless Supreme Court strikes down law forcing it to sell
Court to hear arguments Friday on law forcing TikTok sale by Chinese parent company that takes effect in Jan. 19.
cbsn.ws
January 9, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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oh shit new logo just dropped
January 8, 2025 at 12:35 AM