Jon Forsythe
@jonforsythe.bsky.social
Chicago improviser, comedian, writer. But day job covers almost none of that.
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i’m sure someone else has already put this together but fucking wild he called for members of congress to be hanged the same day the coast guard said a noose is no longer a hate symbol
November 21, 2025 at 5:43 AM
i’m sure someone else has already put this together but fucking wild he called for members of congress to be hanged the same day the coast guard said a noose is no longer a hate symbol
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Still think we’re not there yet?
November 20, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Still think we’re not there yet?
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Bless @sophiegilbert.bsky.social @theatlantic.com: "The past decade has been a gloomy lesson in how limited a proportion of men actually see women as equal human beings...The fish rots from the head. The pig is in the Oval Office." www.theatlantic.com/culture/2025...
The Pig Is in the White House
This is what consequence-free misogyny looks like.
www.theatlantic.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Bless @sophiegilbert.bsky.social @theatlantic.com: "The past decade has been a gloomy lesson in how limited a proportion of men actually see women as equal human beings...The fish rots from the head. The pig is in the Oval Office." www.theatlantic.com/culture/2025...
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Donald Trump doesn't want to release the Epstein files because he's in the files.
Trump is in the files because he was "best friends" with Epstein for years.
He was "best friends" with Epstein for years because they were abusing women and girls together.
His attacks won't change any of that.
Trump is in the files because he was "best friends" with Epstein for years.
He was "best friends" with Epstein for years because they were abusing women and girls together.
His attacks won't change any of that.
‘Democrats are going to come to regret this’: After Epstein vote, Trump ready to attack
The White House is frustrated about being backed into a corner on the Epstein vote. They plan to punish Democrats for it.
www.politico.com
November 19, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Donald Trump doesn't want to release the Epstein files because he's in the files.
Trump is in the files because he was "best friends" with Epstein for years.
He was "best friends" with Epstein for years because they were abusing women and girls together.
His attacks won't change any of that.
Trump is in the files because he was "best friends" with Epstein for years.
He was "best friends" with Epstein for years because they were abusing women and girls together.
His attacks won't change any of that.
Citizen to the current President: shut up, Piggy.
November 20, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Citizen to the current President: shut up, Piggy.
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Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
November 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
I woke up at 2:15am to watch 3 episodes of The Mighty Nein in order to also have enough time to shower, get ready for work, & leave for work at 6:30am. Worth it. #criticalrole #mightynein
November 19, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I woke up at 2:15am to watch 3 episodes of The Mighty Nein in order to also have enough time to shower, get ready for work, & leave for work at 6:30am. Worth it. #criticalrole #mightynein
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Oh, this is NASTY work. Méchant!
"Matildas star Mary Fowler has revealed the inner torment she endured during her time at French club Montpellier, saying she and another black teammate were given bananas instead of flowers during a farewell presentation from the club, an incident she says was not 'a simple error."
‘Treated differently’: Mary Fowler claims she was given bananas instead of flowers on leaving French club
The Matildas star said her tenure at Montpellier made her consider quitting soccer.
www.smh.com.au
November 19, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Oh, this is NASTY work. Méchant!
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"Quiet, piggy!"
November 19, 2025 at 8:33 AM
"Quiet, piggy!"
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I mean, look, I'm not a reporter, so who am I to talk?
But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession.
But that's just me
But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession.
But that's just me
November 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I mean, look, I'm not a reporter, so who am I to talk?
But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession.
But that's just me
But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession.
But that's just me
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“Quiet, Piggy” would be fitting for his tombstone.
November 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
“Quiet, Piggy” would be fitting for his tombstone.
Hot NWSL take: I don't think the owners can afford the salary cap to be gone. The owners of English or Spanish clubs are oil, investment, car parts, real estate conglomerates. I do not think any of the current NWSL owners can compete with that.
Get rid of the cap & parity goes away.
Get rid of the cap & parity goes away.
November 16, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Hot NWSL take: I don't think the owners can afford the salary cap to be gone. The owners of English or Spanish clubs are oil, investment, car parts, real estate conglomerates. I do not think any of the current NWSL owners can compete with that.
Get rid of the cap & parity goes away.
Get rid of the cap & parity goes away.
The spread of the "we want another one" chant (in all of its variations) among the NWSL supporter sections, as the originator of it, warms my heart. #NWSL
November 15, 2025 at 5:43 PM
The spread of the "we want another one" chant (in all of its variations) among the NWSL supporter sections, as the originator of it, warms my heart. #NWSL
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The Epstein coverup will go down as one of the greatest scandals and miscarriages of justice in U.S. history.
Everyone involved with Epstein’s victims or with the coverup needs to be prosecuted and go down in shame.
It does not matter if they are GOP or Dems!
Repost if you agree.
#BlueCrew
Everyone involved with Epstein’s victims or with the coverup needs to be prosecuted and go down in shame.
It does not matter if they are GOP or Dems!
Repost if you agree.
#BlueCrew
November 15, 2025 at 1:13 AM
The Epstein coverup will go down as one of the greatest scandals and miscarriages of justice in U.S. history.
Everyone involved with Epstein’s victims or with the coverup needs to be prosecuted and go down in shame.
It does not matter if they are GOP or Dems!
Repost if you agree.
#BlueCrew
Everyone involved with Epstein’s victims or with the coverup needs to be prosecuted and go down in shame.
It does not matter if they are GOP or Dems!
Repost if you agree.
#BlueCrew
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This is a statement I received from a Epstein survivor who is a Jane Doe.
Share it widely.
Share it widely.
November 14, 2025 at 10:45 PM
This is a statement I received from a Epstein survivor who is a Jane Doe.
Share it widely.
Share it widely.
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of course THAT shit stain decided to get in on this of all times
Dan Le Batard was right on Day 1 after he left ESPN to call that man a shit stain and he deserves nothing less
Dan Le Batard was right on Day 1 after he left ESPN to call that man a shit stain and he deserves nothing less
From @karleighchardonnay.bsky.social at Outsports:
Jennifer Sey, who said the NWSL had “several males” has issued a $10,000 bounty to the next player to “speak out like Elizabeth Eddy.” An anonymous donor added $5000. Clay Travis said he’d double it.
NEAT.
www.outsports.com/2025/11/14/2...
Jennifer Sey, who said the NWSL had “several males” has issued a $10,000 bounty to the next player to “speak out like Elizabeth Eddy.” An anonymous donor added $5000. Clay Travis said he’d double it.
NEAT.
www.outsports.com/2025/11/14/2...
Transphobic clothing brand feels every athlete has a price - Outsports
Anti-trans activewear XX-XY teams up with sports shock jock Clay Travis to pay athletes to speak out against trans women.
www.outsports.com
November 14, 2025 at 11:42 PM
of course THAT shit stain decided to get in on this of all times
Dan Le Batard was right on Day 1 after he left ESPN to call that man a shit stain and he deserves nothing less
Dan Le Batard was right on Day 1 after he left ESPN to call that man a shit stain and he deserves nothing less
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This is awful. Journey Aviation is doing TWO ICE removals to Africa via private jet right now. Both are likely third-country removal to prisons. Don’t know where the second is going to land yet. Could be South Sudan, Rwanda, or somewhere else.
Still awaiting word on Liberia ICE flight last week.
Still awaiting word on Liberia ICE flight last week.
November 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
This is awful. Journey Aviation is doing TWO ICE removals to Africa via private jet right now. Both are likely third-country removal to prisons. Don’t know where the second is going to land yet. Could be South Sudan, Rwanda, or somewhere else.
Still awaiting word on Liberia ICE flight last week.
Still awaiting word on Liberia ICE flight last week.
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Ahem. It's the job of the President to appoint DAs - with advice and consent from the Senate.
The President can ignore that rule - but only once (per district) and only for 120 days.
Do you know who appoints DAs after the 120 day mark has passed?
Pam Bondi doesn't. Because it's the judiciary.
The President can ignore that rule - but only once (per district) and only for 120 days.
Do you know who appoints DAs after the 120 day mark has passed?
Pam Bondi doesn't. Because it's the judiciary.
November 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Ahem. It's the job of the President to appoint DAs - with advice and consent from the Senate.
The President can ignore that rule - but only once (per district) and only for 120 days.
Do you know who appoints DAs after the 120 day mark has passed?
Pam Bondi doesn't. Because it's the judiciary.
The President can ignore that rule - but only once (per district) and only for 120 days.
Do you know who appoints DAs after the 120 day mark has passed?
Pam Bondi doesn't. Because it's the judiciary.
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‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
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The tide is turning
What was done in the dark is about to come to light
#45 is done
What was done in the dark is about to come to light
#45 is done
November 14, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The tide is turning
What was done in the dark is about to come to light
#45 is done
What was done in the dark is about to come to light
#45 is done
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"Please trust us now when we say that what is happening in the Chicago area is wrong *** It is not law enforcement; it is terror."
Letter from Chicago broadcast veterans: Federal immigration agents have traumatized us and eroded our rights
The fact that some federal immigration forces may be leaving soon is cold comfort given the damage they’ve done.
www.chicagotribune.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
"Please trust us now when we say that what is happening in the Chicago area is wrong *** It is not law enforcement; it is terror."
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Um, this sounds like CSA to me. Assault as a word should really lead here, and the assaults were committed by the adults, not the 17 year-old. The NYT, the paper of ill repute.
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Um, this sounds like CSA to me. Assault as a word should really lead here, and the assaults were committed by the adults, not the 17 year-old. The NYT, the paper of ill repute.
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Every morning when I awake with a headache.
November 14, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Every morning when I awake with a headache.