Jonathan Parker
@jonathanparker.bsky.social
He/Him | Chicagoan | Pop Culture Enthusiast | Pelicans 🏀| Political Junkie 🏳️🌈
You ever see a guy in sunglasses on a dating app and you’re like “aww wish I could see those eyes!” And then you keep swiping and there’s a sunglasses off pic and he literally looks like the guy from the face melting gif from Indiana Jones? Shit sucks.
November 5, 2025 at 3:47 AM
You ever see a guy in sunglasses on a dating app and you’re like “aww wish I could see those eyes!” And then you keep swiping and there’s a sunglasses off pic and he literally looks like the guy from the face melting gif from Indiana Jones? Shit sucks.
WINSOME LOSESOME *ducks*
November 5, 2025 at 12:42 AM
WINSOME LOSESOME *ducks*
Mood when I got to work and realized it’s Wednesday after spending the first hour of my day thinking it was Thursday
October 29, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Mood when I got to work and realized it’s Wednesday after spending the first hour of my day thinking it was Thursday
I really do love living in Chicago and I’ve grown to enjoy all of its quirks and traditions BUT the air and water show is stupid as fuck and I hate it so much
August 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I really do love living in Chicago and I’ve grown to enjoy all of its quirks and traditions BUT the air and water show is stupid as fuck and I hate it so much
Biggest missed opportunity in the world is that there isn’t a place to just stream every episode of Wendy Williams show. I would fall asleep to it nightly
July 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Biggest missed opportunity in the world is that there isn’t a place to just stream every episode of Wendy Williams show. I would fall asleep to it nightly
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People who start to smell musty by 9am as soon as summer temps hit should have the little stink cloud from The Sims hovering over them in shame
June 17, 2025 at 2:40 PM
People who start to smell musty by 9am as soon as summer temps hit should have the little stink cloud from The Sims hovering over them in shame
LGBT = Let’s Go Buy Tickets 💅🏾
June 26, 2025 at 4:38 PM
LGBT = Let’s Go Buy Tickets 💅🏾
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it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time
June 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time
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It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
June 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
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From @aoc.bsky.social, what we should have heard from Jeffries and others in the Democratic leadership
June 22, 2025 at 5:36 AM
From @aoc.bsky.social, what we should have heard from Jeffries and others in the Democratic leadership
I don’t think I’ve seen a single statement from a Democratic Senator calling this what it is: an unconstitutional military action that is grounds for immediate impeachment and removal.
June 22, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I don’t think I’ve seen a single statement from a Democratic Senator calling this what it is: an unconstitutional military action that is grounds for immediate impeachment and removal.
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Millennials:
I’m never going to see precedented times
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk holding a pen
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk holding a pen
media.tenor.com
June 22, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Millennials:
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Netanyahu has spent the better part of two decades trying to strong arm the United States into an unprovoked war against Iran and finally found a president stupid enough to do it for him. Unbelievable.
June 22, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Netanyahu has spent the better part of two decades trying to strong arm the United States into an unprovoked war against Iran and finally found a president stupid enough to do it for him. Unbelievable.
Tonight in a nutshell
June 22, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Tonight in a nutshell
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Keke Palmer "Just Keke" (Visual Album)
YouTube video by KeyTV Network
youtu.be
June 21, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Keke Palmer "Just Keke" (Visual Album)
YouTube video by KeyTV Network
youtu.be
June 21, 2025 at 2:04 AM
People who start to smell musty by 9am as soon as summer temps hit should have the little stink cloud from The Sims hovering over them in shame
June 17, 2025 at 2:40 PM
People who start to smell musty by 9am as soon as summer temps hit should have the little stink cloud from The Sims hovering over them in shame
*waves hands at democratic backsliding*
CNN: We have breaking news now from the Pentagon. CNN can now report that roughly 500 Marines are being mobilized in response to the protests in Los Angeles.
June 9, 2025 at 8:11 PM
*waves hands at democratic backsliding*
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gays love to be like “this outfit was a hit last night” and they’re just fully naked
June 6, 2025 at 1:57 PM
gays love to be like “this outfit was a hit last night” and they’re just fully naked
It’s so horny over here during insomnia hours lol
June 4, 2025 at 7:57 AM
It’s so horny over here during insomnia hours lol
🌈🦄 Happy Pride!!!! 🌈🦄
June 1, 2025 at 6:03 PM
🌈🦄 Happy Pride!!!! 🌈🦄
Some recession indicators are better than others 😋
May 22, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Some recession indicators are better than others 😋