Jonathan Parker
@jonathanparker.bsky.social
He/Him | Chicagoan | Pop Culture Enthusiast | Pelicans 🏀| Political Junkie 🏳️🌈
Mood when I got to work and realized it’s Wednesday after spending the first hour of my day thinking it was Thursday
October 29, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Mood when I got to work and realized it’s Wednesday after spending the first hour of my day thinking it was Thursday
LGBT = Let’s Go Buy Tickets 💅🏾
June 26, 2025 at 4:38 PM
LGBT = Let’s Go Buy Tickets 💅🏾
Tonight in a nutshell
June 22, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Tonight in a nutshell
🌈🦄 Happy Pride!!!! 🌈🦄
June 1, 2025 at 6:03 PM
🌈🦄 Happy Pride!!!! 🌈🦄
Some recession indicators are better than others 😋
May 22, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Some recession indicators are better than others 😋
Young Stalin tho
April 21, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Young Stalin tho
Chuck Schumer is a Yes vote on Cloture away from funding a $75 million dollar primary challenge against himself
March 14, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Chuck Schumer is a Yes vote on Cloture away from funding a $75 million dollar primary challenge against himself
Me sitting front row at Willie’s postgame presser
November 28, 2024 at 4:02 AM
Me sitting front row at Willie’s postgame presser
Somebody tell Joelvenile to get to Bluesky or I’m gonna keep stealing his Pels memes and posting them here
November 26, 2024 at 8:52 PM
Somebody tell Joelvenile to get to Bluesky or I’m gonna keep stealing his Pels memes and posting them here
Me ready be lib pilled again tonight
August 22, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Me ready be lib pilled again tonight
Every single Nancy Pelosi quote for the last 2 weeks
August 19, 2024 at 8:46 PM
Every single Nancy Pelosi quote for the last 2 weeks
I can't believe they have Andrea Mitchell's slightly younger sister trying to explain brat summer to the people on CNN 😂😂😂
July 22, 2024 at 8:51 PM
I can't believe they have Andrea Mitchell's slightly younger sister trying to explain brat summer to the people on CNN 😂😂😂
I am very much trying to finish the job you old Billy goat!!
July 17, 2024 at 8:27 PM
I am very much trying to finish the job you old Billy goat!!
Current Mood 🥥🌴
July 11, 2024 at 6:35 PM
Current Mood 🥥🌴
Getting out the vote with my spam texters
July 4, 2024 at 9:39 PM
Getting out the vote with my spam texters
