See you all in the front lines of the water wars
December 13, 2025 at 11:30 AM
See you all in the front lines of the water wars
Not sure which is funnier: Erika Kirk’s cartoonishly evil expressions or Bari Weiss’ overly applied blush
December 13, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Not sure which is funnier: Erika Kirk’s cartoonishly evil expressions or Bari Weiss’ overly applied blush
Tiny Tim and I have a lot in common it seems
obviously not the major driver of his health concerns but it is very funny to read A Christmas Carol as an adult and realize that when tiny tim first says "God bless us, every one!" he's a severely malnourished child and they've given him a cup of hot gin
December 13, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Tiny Tim and I have a lot in common it seems
Oof. Made it 15 seconds in. I think we should do ourselves a favour and collectively forget Olivia Nuzzi exists now
Many of the Goodreads reviews for Nuzzi's books complain about the narration, but I wasn't prepared for how bad the audiobook really is.
samples.audible.com/bk/sans/0144...
samples.audible.com/bk/sans/0144...
December 12, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Oof. Made it 15 seconds in. I think we should do ourselves a favour and collectively forget Olivia Nuzzi exists now
Again yeeeeeeeees
*han solo voice*
it's true...all of it
it's true...all of it
December 12, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Again yeeeeeeeees
Yeeeeeeeees
The gods are silent. Rivellon bleeds. New powers stir.
Built by the team who brought you Baldur's Gate 3, Larian Studios unchains its ambitions to bring you an RPG with greater breadth & depth than ever before.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxzy...
Built by the team who brought you Baldur's Gate 3, Larian Studios unchains its ambitions to bring you an RPG with greater breadth & depth than ever before.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxzy...
Divinity - Cinematic Announcement Trailer
YouTube video by Larian Studios
www.youtube.com
December 12, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Yeeeeeeeees
Yeah but I’m aggressively making out with the skull in the front seat. I’m promptly exiled in shame
fallen london
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 12, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Yeah but I’m aggressively making out with the skull in the front seat. I’m promptly exiled in shame
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Pornhub has released the top most searched terms in the United States and every state searched “industrial crane lifting a dark and dripping shape from an unquiet sea” bc America is going through it,
December 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Pornhub has released the top most searched terms in the United States and every state searched “industrial crane lifting a dark and dripping shape from an unquiet sea” bc America is going through it,
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unemployed. loser. weird. gay. dumb
December 11, 2025 at 1:10 AM
unemployed. loser. weird. gay. dumb
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this has become a very important video to me
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
this has become a very important video to me
Je suis (how do you say) pissed (I’ve only had two drinks and I’m a lightweight)
December 6, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Je suis (how do you say) pissed (I’ve only had two drinks and I’m a lightweight)
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A+. Perfect. 10/10. No notes.
December 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
A+. Perfect. 10/10. No notes.
I watched Midsommar for the first time yesterday and I have to say, no middle school PSA about abstinence ever made me consider celibacy the way the sex scene in this movie did
December 5, 2025 at 11:21 AM
I watched Midsommar for the first time yesterday and I have to say, no middle school PSA about abstinence ever made me consider celibacy the way the sex scene in this movie did
Good thing about being home is that I have a new mouthguard to stop me from grinding my teeth to dust while I sleep. The bad news is that it apparently feels like -18C and I don’t want to leave my bed today
December 5, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Good thing about being home is that I have a new mouthguard to stop me from grinding my teeth to dust while I sleep. The bad news is that it apparently feels like -18C and I don’t want to leave my bed today
Gay hockey players aren’t my thing but I’m glad fans of the genre have a show to enjoy. I hope you’re all enjoying Heated Rivalry
December 4, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Gay hockey players aren’t my thing but I’m glad fans of the genre have a show to enjoy. I hope you’re all enjoying Heated Rivalry
The mirror has unnecessary features
December 3, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The mirror has unnecessary features
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don't really think drugs, as a concept, will ever be able to recover from the reputational hit they're about to take
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
stereogum.com
November 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
don't really think drugs, as a concept, will ever be able to recover from the reputational hit they're about to take
Me planning a performance of the King in Yellow, fully committed to dooming everyone in the theatre
incredible quote lol
December 1, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Me planning a performance of the King in Yellow, fully committed to dooming everyone in the theatre
Thinking about bringing back heliocentrism but at the centre of the sun, there’s another version of me, moving backwards though time
November 30, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Thinking about bringing back heliocentrism but at the centre of the sun, there’s another version of me, moving backwards though time
Me: please dear god go to sleep
My brain: 🎶 never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you 🎶
My brain: 🎶 never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you 🎶
November 30, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Me: please dear god go to sleep
My brain: 🎶 never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you 🎶
My brain: 🎶 never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you 🎶
What if we met at the Boston cop slide? What if we went down holding hands?
November 30, 2025 at 9:01 AM
What if we met at the Boston cop slide? What if we went down holding hands?
Xenomorphs have a very strong union and are very expensive to hire. I tried to get one to devour my enemies but I couldn’t afford it and had to go with a cheap imitation instead (also a man in a practical suit)
Fun fact: For the movie Alien, they actually used a man in a practical suit because the studio was unable to afford a real Xenomorph.
November 30, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Xenomorphs have a very strong union and are very expensive to hire. I tried to get one to devour my enemies but I couldn’t afford it and had to go with a cheap imitation instead (also a man in a practical suit)
Christina Hendricks’ character on Hacks would fit so well on the Hunting Wives
November 29, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Christina Hendricks’ character on Hacks would fit so well on the Hunting Wives