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#FreePalestine
#FuckFascism
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she/they
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randomly thinking about how absurd it is that in high school i was 5'9 and 115lb yet literally no girl contrived an elaborate scheme to get me to transition. cisnormativity is so fucked up.
May 20, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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May 20, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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puberty is just a transition u can’t consent to so everybody on hrt is detrans if u think about it
May 20, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Kristi Noem incorrectly defined habeas corpus as the president’s right to deport people. Huh? That’s… not even close.
May 20, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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marx rotating in his grave like a rotisserie chicken upon the utterance of the phrase "marxist pope"
May 8, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"
May 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
you write poetry for the woman of your dreams, together in love and beauty with you for time undetermined;

i write poetry for a woman who spoke to me once in passing two weeks ago and who has caused a yearnful ache in my chest and squirming knots in my tummy every day since

we are not the same.
May 8, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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people who are all in on "Fetterman only became an asshole because of his stroke" have forgotten to ask a crucial scientific question: was he an asshole before his stroke too? do we have any proof that, for example, he used to not be an asshole about Gaza? these are important questions to ask!
May 4, 2025 at 12:56 PM
me, queueing up Tales of Ba Sing Se last night:
"i'm gonna hold it together. yes it's sad, but i'm eating ice cream rn and i am NOT gonna be a caricature of an emotional woman"

also me, after the first four chords of "Leaves from the Vine" play in the marketplace:
"😢😢WAHHUGHBLAHHAHHHUUUUUUHHH😭😭"
May 4, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Especially worth noting that the Communists were looking poised to win the first elections post Soviet collapse and Clinton decided that was unacceptable and actively interfered in the Russian elections.
The post USSR presidents have been Yeltsin and Putin. And people act like this was an improvement
May 3, 2025 at 5:26 PM
i had some kid explain to me what a tr*nny was in 6th grade bc he called me that (with endearment, i think??) and i had no clue what he was talking about lmao
May 4, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Guys, I love all of you, but the answer to RFK, Jr. is not that autistic adults hold jobs, pay taxes, and get laid, it's that everyone deserves to live even if they can't work, pay taxes, or get laid.
April 17, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Barack Obama if he was gay:

"uhhh, let me be queer"
April 15, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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What do you call humans being kidnapped and sent to another country to be imprisoned in shackles and forced to perform intense physical labor while living in horrid conditions under the threat of daily physical violence and rape?

Open a history book. You can do it. I believe in you.
March 22, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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we love campus free speech. we need to let weird middle aged freaks go to the center of campus to yell at students about how they are faggots. but the second students start saying controversial things like “children shouldn’t be bombed” we must deport them
March 15, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Let’s see what motivates this guy to join DOG…oh
February 16, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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The feminine urge to rip his bones out and make a nice stew
February 16, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Senator Mark Warner spills the beans about "the real story" of how the TikTok ban went down. Turns out, its passage had more to do with the Gaza war than China. www.kenklippenstein.com/p/tiktok-ban...
TikTok Ban Fueled by Israel, Not China
Congressional insiders spill the beans on how the law was passed
www.kenklippenstein.com
February 16, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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If you thought it wasn’t possible—well, here we are. Musk pulled $80 million in funding authorized by Congress straight from NYC’s bank account. The federal government took the funds and called it a “clawback” of taxpayer money. A lot of others would simply call it stealing.
February 16, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Liberalism is voting and consumption and nothing else
February 16, 2025 at 3:28 PM
i just tried to buy eggs at Giant and the roaming googly-eyed robot shot me execution style and dragged my body to the front of the store where they displayed my body on a sacrificial alter
February 16, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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On the days I am about to give up, this Gwendolyn Brooks poem gives me an anchor.
February 9, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Everything’s terrible
a cartoon character says everything 's terrible
ALT: a cartoon character says everything 's terrible
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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lmao at how Schumer's version of "act inmediately" is to start writing new legislation

they're *breaking existing laws* and Chuck's like "you know what will stop them? new laws"
February 4, 2025 at 1:23 AM