mea tulpa ⚧️
@jokewitch.bsky.social
maya//bunny | too pretty to live too hot to die | i am a demon and i mean it | it/she//hers/its | i bite i bite i bite
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mea tulpa ⚧️
@jokewitch.bsky.social
· Mar 13
"self-cest" "agp" "narcissist" what if i literally just see myself as beautiful as i truly am. what if my confidence about my appearance is informed not by delusion but my knowledge of my Self?
then again what if i was narcissistic selfcest agp and i cummed hard about it while i made out with myself in the mirror? do u think even god or the devil could stop me?
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This was happening under Obama the Deporter-in-Chief. And because we didn't stop it then, the problem has gotten worse
I went to immigration court in Seattle to observe the kids docket. These children, some as young as three years old, are expected to understand complex legal processes and represent themselves in court.
That’s not due process.
That’s not due process.
November 26, 2025 at 5:23 AM
This was happening under Obama the Deporter-in-Chief. And because we didn't stop it then, the problem has gotten worse
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I went to immigration court in Seattle to observe the kids docket. These children, some as young as three years old, are expected to understand complex legal processes and represent themselves in court.
That’s not due process.
That’s not due process.
November 24, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I went to immigration court in Seattle to observe the kids docket. These children, some as young as three years old, are expected to understand complex legal processes and represent themselves in court.
That’s not due process.
That’s not due process.
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LLMs are not sentient in the same way a virus is on the borderline of not-life and life.
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
LLMs are not sentient in the same way a virus is on the borderline of not-life and life.
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Backlash surrounding Metroid Prime 4’s chatty supporting cast has inadvertently bled into one gamer’s relationship.
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paletteswap.site/dif...
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Backlash surrounding Metroid Prime 4’s chatty supporting cast has inadvertently bled into one gamer’s relationship.
paletteswap.site/dif...
paletteswap.site/dif...
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for all the method acting cis men do to play trans women i've yet to see a single one of them try estrogen
November 25, 2025 at 7:12 AM
for all the method acting cis men do to play trans women i've yet to see a single one of them try estrogen
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"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
time to go to work while food poisoned 🙃 hope i dont shit myself or hurl at my desk wish me luck
November 24, 2025 at 4:23 PM
time to go to work while food poisoned 🙃 hope i dont shit myself or hurl at my desk wish me luck
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"transgender for everybody" is what I call my free use sub
November 23, 2025 at 4:55 AM
"transgender for everybody" is what I call my free use sub
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like and repost if you agree
November 24, 2025 at 12:11 AM
like and repost if you agree
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me: i don’t feel safe with other people. like, any praise in general my brain dismisses it
Therapist Who is a Caveman: me see. you am deserve love. we all am. yes. need love survive
me: i guess. it’s just hard trying to function when you still got your training wheels on
Caveman Therapist: wheel?
Therapist Who is a Caveman: me see. you am deserve love. we all am. yes. need love survive
me: i guess. it’s just hard trying to function when you still got your training wheels on
Caveman Therapist: wheel?
November 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
me: i don’t feel safe with other people. like, any praise in general my brain dismisses it
Therapist Who is a Caveman: me see. you am deserve love. we all am. yes. need love survive
me: i guess. it’s just hard trying to function when you still got your training wheels on
Caveman Therapist: wheel?
Therapist Who is a Caveman: me see. you am deserve love. we all am. yes. need love survive
me: i guess. it’s just hard trying to function when you still got your training wheels on
Caveman Therapist: wheel?
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Whoever invented the prior authorization process for insurance companies I hope you know your soul is damned by the weight of sins that are cast against you for this great evil. I also think the government should start culling shareholders like the way one might thin out a predator population.
November 21, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Whoever invented the prior authorization process for insurance companies I hope you know your soul is damned by the weight of sins that are cast against you for this great evil. I also think the government should start culling shareholders like the way one might thin out a predator population.
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that’s absolutely right Alex 🗣️🗣️🗣️
November 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
that’s absolutely right Alex 🗣️🗣️🗣️
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Not much to say about Trans Day of Remembrance anymore besides “try loving and celebrating us while we are alive”
November 20, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Not much to say about Trans Day of Remembrance anymore besides “try loving and celebrating us while we are alive”
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remember: it is your god given right to death glare at drivers in the crosswalk as you go by. track them with your head. make them feel shame.
November 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
remember: it is your god given right to death glare at drivers in the crosswalk as you go by. track them with your head. make them feel shame.
bouncing on a toy just isnt enough rn. my insatiable ass needs to be obliterated
November 20, 2025 at 3:23 PM
bouncing on a toy just isnt enough rn. my insatiable ass needs to be obliterated
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@ray blanchard i jerked off to my own nudes. fuck you
November 19, 2025 at 8:38 PM
@ray blanchard i jerked off to my own nudes. fuck you
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one of my most popular designs
September 16, 2025 at 11:41 PM
one of my most popular designs
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just had the absolute cutest live drawing session 💕
November 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
just had the absolute cutest live drawing session 💕
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we heard you were talking shit
November 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
we heard you were talking shit
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daron malakian: i buy my crack, my smack my bitch right here in hollywood
serj tankian: drug money is used to rig elections and train brutal corporate sponsored dictators around the world
rick rubin: dude this is so fucking good i’m gonna put kanye onto hitler
serj tankian: drug money is used to rig elections and train brutal corporate sponsored dictators around the world
rick rubin: dude this is so fucking good i’m gonna put kanye onto hitler
November 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
daron malakian: i buy my crack, my smack my bitch right here in hollywood
serj tankian: drug money is used to rig elections and train brutal corporate sponsored dictators around the world
rick rubin: dude this is so fucking good i’m gonna put kanye onto hitler
serj tankian: drug money is used to rig elections and train brutal corporate sponsored dictators around the world
rick rubin: dude this is so fucking good i’m gonna put kanye onto hitler
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bottom surgery to replace it with a fax machine
November 18, 2025 at 7:50 AM
bottom surgery to replace it with a fax machine