JohnnyNonReg
@johnnynonreg.bsky.social
Not a particularly remarkable guy, just another shambling meat husk that occasionally makes jokes that the vast majority of people think kinda suck.
Happy kiddo, happy dad. Absolutely terrified she's gonna break something. LOL
December 25, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Happy kiddo, happy dad. Absolutely terrified she's gonna break something. LOL
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I think it's beautiful that most Christmas movies have one moral at heart: "If you don't celebrate this holiday you are a piece of shit."
December 24, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I think it's beautiful that most Christmas movies have one moral at heart: "If you don't celebrate this holiday you are a piece of shit."
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Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing a text, writing an email, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing since the dawn of time.
December 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing a text, writing an email, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing since the dawn of time.
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We’re used to the House Divided Flags but this is likely our first COACH DIVIDED
December 10, 2025 at 1:00 AM
We’re used to the House Divided Flags but this is likely our first COACH DIVIDED
If something you eat at Taco Bell sends you into a death soliloquy, bon voyage, chump. You're clearly not Earth material.
December 9, 2025 at 11:15 PM
If something you eat at Taco Bell sends you into a death soliloquy, bon voyage, chump. You're clearly not Earth material.
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It's fascinating how in real life huge stories just don't have an ending at all. Remember the Boeing scandal? Planes falling apart? Dead whistleblowers? Was there some kind of resolution to it? Is it all fine now?
It's like a plot that's just an endless series of inciting incidents
It's like a plot that's just an endless series of inciting incidents
October 16, 2025 at 4:06 PM
It's fascinating how in real life huge stories just don't have an ending at all. Remember the Boeing scandal? Planes falling apart? Dead whistleblowers? Was there some kind of resolution to it? Is it all fine now?
It's like a plot that's just an endless series of inciting incidents
It's like a plot that's just an endless series of inciting incidents
Hades II absolutely whips ass. I feel bad for the devs who pushed back their own releases to avoid launching against Hollow Knight only to have to contend with this.
September 25, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Hades II absolutely whips ass. I feel bad for the devs who pushed back their own releases to avoid launching against Hollow Knight only to have to contend with this.
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OH IT DOESN'T WORK WHAT A FUCKING SHOCK IF ONLY SOMEONE HAD TOLD YOU THAT
Lionsgate right now is struggling to make AI generated movie
September 25, 2025 at 6:55 AM
OH IT DOESN'T WORK WHAT A FUCKING SHOCK IF ONLY SOMEONE HAD TOLD YOU THAT
The fact that San Antonio now has a Burger Boy that isn't the Burger Boy that I loved back in College Station and a Fatburger that isn't the Fatburger that I loved back in College Station irritates the piss out of me, and I can't put my finger on why.
September 24, 2025 at 2:52 PM
The fact that San Antonio now has a Burger Boy that isn't the Burger Boy that I loved back in College Station and a Fatburger that isn't the Fatburger that I loved back in College Station irritates the piss out of me, and I can't put my finger on why.
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I told my twins that if I die they should Weekend at Bernie's me on a ferry to the Isle of Wight and push me off, to save on a funeral. They shared this in a primary school class on animal lifecycles. Cue concerned WhatsApp voice note from their teacher.
September 14, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I told my twins that if I die they should Weekend at Bernie's me on a ferry to the Isle of Wight and push me off, to save on a funeral. They shared this in a primary school class on animal lifecycles. Cue concerned WhatsApp voice note from their teacher.
I've been seeing more Cybertrucks on the road lately, and this image pops into my brain every time I see one. Every. Single. Time.
September 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I've been seeing more Cybertrucks on the road lately, and this image pops into my brain every time I see one. Every. Single. Time.
I simultaneously want and don't want to know what a "sex maze" is.
My best current theory is that it's like a huge Pac-Man level with one woman fleeing a gangbang.
My best current theory is that it's like a huge Pac-Man level with one woman fleeing a gangbang.
September 6, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I simultaneously want and don't want to know what a "sex maze" is.
My best current theory is that it's like a huge Pac-Man level with one woman fleeing a gangbang.
My best current theory is that it's like a huge Pac-Man level with one woman fleeing a gangbang.
I wrote this five years ago and it has remained valid through Year 23.
September 6, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I wrote this five years ago and it has remained valid through Year 23.
@nextlander.com Probably heard it a gazillion times by now, but the "that aside, how was the soup?" thing is probably a misremembered version of, "all that aside, Mrs. Lincoln, what'd you think of the play?"
September 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
@nextlander.com Probably heard it a gazillion times by now, but the "that aside, how was the soup?" thing is probably a misremembered version of, "all that aside, Mrs. Lincoln, what'd you think of the play?"
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With the AJC dropping its print edition, I feel compelled to share one of the greatest moments in print design history
August 28, 2025 at 4:56 PM
With the AJC dropping its print edition, I feel compelled to share one of the greatest moments in print design history
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTBAAAAAAAAALLLLLL
It's about goddamned time!
It's about goddamned time!
August 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTBAAAAAAAAALLLLLL
It's about goddamned time!
It's about goddamned time!
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It is INFURIATING when you get mostly through a video game only to find you've been totally neglecting an easily-missed mechanic that REQUIRES you to BUILD RELATIONSHIPS with other characters in order to get the BEST OUTCOME because this is also what happened to me in REAL LIFE
August 18, 2025 at 9:15 PM
It is INFURIATING when you get mostly through a video game only to find you've been totally neglecting an easily-missed mechanic that REQUIRES you to BUILD RELATIONSHIPS with other characters in order to get the BEST OUTCOME because this is also what happened to me in REAL LIFE
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Can’t believe Neil Young outlived him. I always assumed it would be…
(puts on sunglasses)
..Neil before Zod.
(puts on sunglasses)
..Neil before Zod.
Terence Stamp, General Zod and film icon, dead at 87 - Salon.com
Legendary British icon now remembered for Superman, Star Wars and a six-decade movie career
www.salon.com
August 17, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Can’t believe Neil Young outlived him. I always assumed it would be…
(puts on sunglasses)
..Neil before Zod.
(puts on sunglasses)
..Neil before Zod.
Why do I picture the "automatic butt ejector" just launching a lit cigarette stub across the room and into the laundry hamper?
I mean, hell, you might as well just smoke the cigarette directly in bed, save yourself the three bucks.
(picture from History Addicts, on Facebook)
I mean, hell, you might as well just smoke the cigarette directly in bed, save yourself the three bucks.
(picture from History Addicts, on Facebook)
July 25, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Why do I picture the "automatic butt ejector" just launching a lit cigarette stub across the room and into the laundry hamper?
I mean, hell, you might as well just smoke the cigarette directly in bed, save yourself the three bucks.
(picture from History Addicts, on Facebook)
I mean, hell, you might as well just smoke the cigarette directly in bed, save yourself the three bucks.
(picture from History Addicts, on Facebook)
Hauling this bitch up the stairs is gonna be a grand time, I'm sure. Pray for me.
July 12, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Hauling this bitch up the stairs is gonna be a grand time, I'm sure. Pray for me.
Damn, Edgar Wright seems to have split the difference between the original, grim-ass text and the classic goofy Schwarzenegger movie. I don't envy that dude who's playing the host, though. How the hell's anyone supposed to measure up to Richard Dawson?
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The Running Man | Official Trailer (2025 Movie) - Edgar Wright, Glen Powell
YouTube video by Paramount Pictures
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July 1, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Damn, Edgar Wright seems to have split the difference between the original, grim-ass text and the classic goofy Schwarzenegger movie. I don't envy that dude who's playing the host, though. How the hell's anyone supposed to measure up to Richard Dawson?
youtu.be/KD18ddeFuyM?...
youtu.be/KD18ddeFuyM?...
NONREG NEWSNET: Morrissey Denies Thousands of Stockholmers Three Hours of Their Own Syndrome
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Morrissey cancels Stockholm show, saying he and band are "travel-weary beyond belief", citing "absolutely zero music industry support" for full Scandinavia tour
Morrissey has cancelled his Stockholm show, saying the band are “travel-weary beyond belief” and are receiving “zero music industry support”.
www.nme.com
June 24, 2025 at 12:38 AM
NONREG NEWSNET: Morrissey Denies Thousands of Stockholmers Three Hours of Their Own Syndrome
www.nme.com/news/music/m...
www.nme.com/news/music/m...