Juan (Johnny) Ortiz
@johnnymortiz.bsky.social
Just a guy who wants to write creature features. Into monsters, aliens, death metal, collectibles, books, film/tv, and spooky things. IG: iamnotthejuan
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A whirlpool of riffage and dizzying solos. SYLOSIS playing in the sandbox of their early years while maintaining their new aggressive sound.
Call a chiropractor to my house because my neck is about to hurt.
🤘🏽🤘🏽
youtu.be/HKR2JWBEuaw?...
Call a chiropractor to my house because my neck is about to hurt.
🤘🏽🤘🏽
youtu.be/HKR2JWBEuaw?...
SYLOSIS - The New Flesh (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO)
YouTube video by Nuclear Blast Records
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 11:40 PM
A whirlpool of riffage and dizzying solos. SYLOSIS playing in the sandbox of their early years while maintaining their new aggressive sound.
Call a chiropractor to my house because my neck is about to hurt.
🤘🏽🤘🏽
youtu.be/HKR2JWBEuaw?...
Call a chiropractor to my house because my neck is about to hurt.
🤘🏽🤘🏽
youtu.be/HKR2JWBEuaw?...
Finally playing WOLFENSTEIN: THE NEW ORDER, and let me tell you, what a fun experience so far.
#NaziPunksFuckOff
#NaziPunksFuckOff
November 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Finally playing WOLFENSTEIN: THE NEW ORDER, and let me tell you, what a fun experience so far.
#NaziPunksFuckOff
#NaziPunksFuckOff
Good morning
November 23, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Good morning
Not even Satan could conjure up something so vile.
November 23, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Not even Satan could conjure up something so vile.
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Every time I read something in the entertainment media, including reputable outlets, about a subject I happen to have some inside knowledge of, my main takeaway is that you can believe almost nothing you read in entertainment media
November 22, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Every time I read something in the entertainment media, including reputable outlets, about a subject I happen to have some inside knowledge of, my main takeaway is that you can believe almost nothing you read in entertainment media
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Is this where we want to be, indeed.
While on tour promoting 'Wake Up Dead Man', Rian Johnson goes off on AI for “making everything worse in every single way.” bit.ly/47UBPfH
November 22, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Is this where we want to be, indeed.
It’s 6:15 a.m. and I’m ready to get some work done. Who wants to join in a morning writing sprint?
Let’s go! 🤘🏽🤘🏽
Let’s go! 🤘🏽🤘🏽
November 22, 2025 at 12:15 PM
It’s 6:15 a.m. and I’m ready to get some work done. Who wants to join in a morning writing sprint?
Let’s go! 🤘🏽🤘🏽
Let’s go! 🤘🏽🤘🏽
Happy Friday, jerks! Cheers!
November 21, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Happy Friday, jerks! Cheers!
Happy birthday PREDATOR 2.
You may not receive a lot of praise, but I love you.
You may not receive a lot of praise, but I love you.
November 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Happy birthday PREDATOR 2.
You may not receive a lot of praise, but I love you.
You may not receive a lot of praise, but I love you.
I do not recommend snorting salsa.
November 21, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I do not recommend snorting salsa.
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If you have the Gmail "promotions" "social" tabs -- Google is training their AI by reading your e-mails.
Go to Settings and turn off Smart Features if you don't want them training their AI off of your e-mails. It'll get rid of tabs for some reason (I didn't like them anyway).
Go to Settings and turn off Smart Features if you don't want them training their AI off of your e-mails. It'll get rid of tabs for some reason (I didn't like them anyway).
November 20, 2025 at 11:07 PM
If you have the Gmail "promotions" "social" tabs -- Google is training their AI by reading your e-mails.
Go to Settings and turn off Smart Features if you don't want them training their AI off of your e-mails. It'll get rid of tabs for some reason (I didn't like them anyway).
Go to Settings and turn off Smart Features if you don't want them training their AI off of your e-mails. It'll get rid of tabs for some reason (I didn't like them anyway).
The fuck is this timeline, dude…
Jesus.
Jesus.
November 21, 2025 at 2:07 AM
The fuck is this timeline, dude…
Jesus.
Jesus.
Decided to treat myself to an early holiday gift.
Volume Two of the old Dark Horse runs. Now my collection is complete.
Volume Two of the old Dark Horse runs. Now my collection is complete.
November 20, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Decided to treat myself to an early holiday gift.
Volume Two of the old Dark Horse runs. Now my collection is complete.
Volume Two of the old Dark Horse runs. Now my collection is complete.
If you play Pink Floyd’s “The Dark Side of the Moon” to WICKED, I heard it doesn’t sync up one bit.
November 19, 2025 at 1:13 AM
If you play Pink Floyd’s “The Dark Side of the Moon” to WICKED, I heard it doesn’t sync up one bit.
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
-Nefarious government/corp attempts to weaponize otherworldly being
-Elite force investigates abandoned station and discovers evil afoot
-Muthafuckin’ dinosaurs
-Everyone knows martial arts for some reason fighting to techno music
-Muthafuckin’ robots
-Nefarious government/corp attempts to weaponize otherworldly being
-Elite force investigates abandoned station and discovers evil afoot
-Muthafuckin’ dinosaurs
-Everyone knows martial arts for some reason fighting to techno music
-Muthafuckin’ robots
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
-Awkward teen gets shit together
-Awkward sports team gets shit together
-Seven murderers get together, save town whose shit is not together
-Two people, whose shit is not together, meet, fall in love, break up, get shit together, get together
-Revenge
-Awkward teen gets shit together
-Awkward sports team gets shit together
-Seven murderers get together, save town whose shit is not together
-Two people, whose shit is not together, meet, fall in love, break up, get shit together, get together
-Revenge
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
- Roaring rampage of revenge
- Reluctantly, I must resume my life of violence
- On reflection, the risk assessment on our giant monster facility and/or attraction could have been more thorough
- Girl survives
- Crime but make it quirky
- Roaring rampage of revenge
- Reluctantly, I must resume my life of violence
- On reflection, the risk assessment on our giant monster facility and/or attraction could have been more thorough
- Girl survives
- Crime but make it quirky
November 18, 2025 at 12:44 PM
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
-Nefarious government/corp attempts to weaponize otherworldly being
-Elite force investigates abandoned station and discovers evil afoot
-Muthafuckin’ dinosaurs
-Everyone knows martial arts for some reason fighting to techno music
-Muthafuckin’ robots
-Nefarious government/corp attempts to weaponize otherworldly being
-Elite force investigates abandoned station and discovers evil afoot
-Muthafuckin’ dinosaurs
-Everyone knows martial arts for some reason fighting to techno music
-Muthafuckin’ robots
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You olds don't need to hear this, but to you youngbloods out there, I come to you from the future: when the news begins talking about ways to save money for the holidays, rather than getting you hyped to drown in debt buying shit, that means shit is WAY FUCKING WORSE than they are letting on.
a man in a suit is holding a lemon and says this is bad i mean bad bad
ALT: a man in a suit is holding a lemon and says this is bad i mean bad bad
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:35 AM
You olds don't need to hear this, but to you youngbloods out there, I come to you from the future: when the news begins talking about ways to save money for the holidays, rather than getting you hyped to drown in debt buying shit, that means shit is WAY FUCKING WORSE than they are letting on.
I was looking up early ‘90s tv shows that I recall enjoying as a kid but lasted a season or two, when I came across this on YouTube.
I completely forgot about M.A.N.T.I.S.! Original pilot co-created by Sam Raimi and Sam Hamm.
Reminds me of another show called SUPER FORCE.
youtu.be/gtxGhZWuY8o?...
I completely forgot about M.A.N.T.I.S.! Original pilot co-created by Sam Raimi and Sam Hamm.
Reminds me of another show called SUPER FORCE.
youtu.be/gtxGhZWuY8o?...
Classic TV Theme: M.A.N.T.I.S. (Two versions • Stereo)
YouTube video by David Gideon
youtu.be
November 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I was looking up early ‘90s tv shows that I recall enjoying as a kid but lasted a season or two, when I came across this on YouTube.
I completely forgot about M.A.N.T.I.S.! Original pilot co-created by Sam Raimi and Sam Hamm.
Reminds me of another show called SUPER FORCE.
youtu.be/gtxGhZWuY8o?...
I completely forgot about M.A.N.T.I.S.! Original pilot co-created by Sam Raimi and Sam Hamm.
Reminds me of another show called SUPER FORCE.
youtu.be/gtxGhZWuY8o?...
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People 100% steal posts and jokes and present them as their own.
AND, a lot of times, multiple people spontaneously have the exact same idea for a post/joke. We all swim in the same waters, so overlap is gonna happen.
It can be hard to parse which is which sometimes.
AND, a lot of times, multiple people spontaneously have the exact same idea for a post/joke. We all swim in the same waters, so overlap is gonna happen.
It can be hard to parse which is which sometimes.
November 16, 2025 at 9:32 PM
People 100% steal posts and jokes and present them as their own.
AND, a lot of times, multiple people spontaneously have the exact same idea for a post/joke. We all swim in the same waters, so overlap is gonna happen.
It can be hard to parse which is which sometimes.
AND, a lot of times, multiple people spontaneously have the exact same idea for a post/joke. We all swim in the same waters, so overlap is gonna happen.
It can be hard to parse which is which sometimes.
Round 3 of BADLANDS earlier and scored this leftover glassware.
November 16, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Round 3 of BADLANDS earlier and scored this leftover glassware.
This one goes out to @shannonandswift.bsky.social whose film SEND HELP releases in January. Go support it in theaters!
Cheers, my dudes.
#Lagunitas #SendHelp
Cheers, my dudes.
#Lagunitas #SendHelp
November 15, 2025 at 10:48 PM
This one goes out to @shannonandswift.bsky.social whose film SEND HELP releases in January. Go support it in theaters!
Cheers, my dudes.
#Lagunitas #SendHelp
Cheers, my dudes.
#Lagunitas #SendHelp
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New look at Rachel McAdams and Dylan O’Brien in Sam Raimi’s ‘SEND HELP’
The film follows 2 co-workers who hate each other but get stranded together on a desert island after their plane crashes.
(Source: Collider)
The film follows 2 co-workers who hate each other but get stranded together on a desert island after their plane crashes.
(Source: Collider)
November 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
New look at Rachel McAdams and Dylan O’Brien in Sam Raimi’s ‘SEND HELP’
The film follows 2 co-workers who hate each other but get stranded together on a desert island after their plane crashes.
(Source: Collider)
The film follows 2 co-workers who hate each other but get stranded together on a desert island after their plane crashes.
(Source: Collider)
My manager asked. He didn’t specify with what. 🤷🏽♂️
November 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
My manager asked. He didn’t specify with what. 🤷🏽♂️
*I vomit and shit everywhere because of how sick this made me*
Bob Iger says Disney+ will soon have AI-generated short form content from users
(Source: www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...)
(Source: www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...)
November 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
*I vomit and shit everywhere because of how sick this made me*
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New Star Wars book day!
Master of Evil from @adamchristopher.me is available today wherever books are sold!
Check out my spoiler free review on www.jammedtransmissions.com
Master of Evil from @adamchristopher.me is available today wherever books are sold!
Check out my spoiler free review on www.jammedtransmissions.com
November 11, 2025 at 12:07 PM
New Star Wars book day!
Master of Evil from @adamchristopher.me is available today wherever books are sold!
Check out my spoiler free review on www.jammedtransmissions.com
Master of Evil from @adamchristopher.me is available today wherever books are sold!
Check out my spoiler free review on www.jammedtransmissions.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM