Juan (Johnny) Ortiz
@johnnymortiz.bsky.social
Just a guy who wants to write creature features. Into monsters, aliens, death metal, collectibles, books, film/tv, and spooky things. IG: iamnotthejuan
Not even Satan could conjure up something so vile.
November 23, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Not even Satan could conjure up something so vile.
Happy Friday, jerks! Cheers!
November 21, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Happy Friday, jerks! Cheers!
Happy birthday PREDATOR 2.
You may not receive a lot of praise, but I love you.
You may not receive a lot of praise, but I love you.
November 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Happy birthday PREDATOR 2.
You may not receive a lot of praise, but I love you.
You may not receive a lot of praise, but I love you.
The fuck is this timeline, dude…
Jesus.
Jesus.
November 21, 2025 at 2:07 AM
The fuck is this timeline, dude…
Jesus.
Jesus.
Decided to treat myself to an early holiday gift.
Volume Two of the old Dark Horse runs. Now my collection is complete.
Volume Two of the old Dark Horse runs. Now my collection is complete.
November 20, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Decided to treat myself to an early holiday gift.
Volume Two of the old Dark Horse runs. Now my collection is complete.
Volume Two of the old Dark Horse runs. Now my collection is complete.
Round 3 of BADLANDS earlier and scored this leftover glassware.
November 16, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Round 3 of BADLANDS earlier and scored this leftover glassware.
This one goes out to @shannonandswift.bsky.social whose film SEND HELP releases in January. Go support it in theaters!
Cheers, my dudes.
#Lagunitas #SendHelp
Cheers, my dudes.
#Lagunitas #SendHelp
November 15, 2025 at 10:48 PM
This one goes out to @shannonandswift.bsky.social whose film SEND HELP releases in January. Go support it in theaters!
Cheers, my dudes.
#Lagunitas #SendHelp
Cheers, my dudes.
#Lagunitas #SendHelp
My manager asked. He didn’t specify with what. 🤷🏽♂️
November 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
My manager asked. He didn’t specify with what. 🤷🏽♂️
@danielcaseytypes.bsky.social Time for a replay! Haven’t touched this since the 360 days and figured I’d play the OG rather than the remaster.
Actually, I never finished this game. Perhaps it’s time I do.
Actually, I never finished this game. Perhaps it’s time I do.
November 9, 2025 at 5:08 PM
@danielcaseytypes.bsky.social Time for a replay! Haven’t touched this since the 360 days and figured I’d play the OG rather than the remaster.
Actually, I never finished this game. Perhaps it’s time I do.
Actually, I never finished this game. Perhaps it’s time I do.
Obsessed with this brand and flavor.
November 8, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Obsessed with this brand and flavor.
They’re passing out BADLANDS keychains at the IMAX showing!
November 7, 2025 at 12:36 AM
They’re passing out BADLANDS keychains at the IMAX showing!
A reminder that my buddy @ericheisserer.bsky.social has his book out now!
November 6, 2025 at 11:10 PM
A reminder that my buddy @ericheisserer.bsky.social has his book out now!
So nice I have to see it twice.
@shannonandswift.bsky.social I’ll also be watching out for reactions again to SEND HELP. 🤘🏽🤘🏽
@shannonandswift.bsky.social I’ll also be watching out for reactions again to SEND HELP. 🤘🏽🤘🏽
November 6, 2025 at 6:11 PM
So nice I have to see it twice.
@shannonandswift.bsky.social I’ll also be watching out for reactions again to SEND HELP. 🤘🏽🤘🏽
@shannonandswift.bsky.social I’ll also be watching out for reactions again to SEND HELP. 🤘🏽🤘🏽
Just got out of BADLANDS. Not enough characters here to post so took a screenshot.
November 6, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Just got out of BADLANDS. Not enough characters here to post so took a screenshot.
The wait since the announcement has been brutal, but here I am. An hour from showtime!
November 6, 2025 at 12:01 AM
The wait since the announcement has been brutal, but here I am. An hour from showtime!
My bestie @ericheisserer.bsky.social has his debut novel out in stores now! So, you know, go buy it. Or don’t, but I’ll let him know you didn’t and he’ll curse your name at the heavens for hours. It’s awkward to witness live. Like chill, bro.
November 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM
My bestie @ericheisserer.bsky.social has his debut novel out in stores now! So, you know, go buy it. Or don’t, but I’ll let him know you didn’t and he’ll curse your name at the heavens for hours. It’s awkward to witness live. Like chill, bro.
I CAN’T WAIT!
November 1, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I CAN’T WAIT!
Good morning.
November 1, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Good morning.
Me: I’m going to be super financially responsible this month.
Also me: Right after I get these!
Also me: Right after I get these!
October 31, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Me: I’m going to be super financially responsible this month.
Also me: Right after I get these!
Also me: Right after I get these!
I also got my hands on the @arrowvideo.bsky.social 4K edition of John Carpenter’s “In the Mouth of Madness.”
Look at that thickness… 🤤
Look at that thickness… 🤤
October 29, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I also got my hands on the @arrowvideo.bsky.social 4K edition of John Carpenter’s “In the Mouth of Madness.”
Look at that thickness… 🤤
Look at that thickness… 🤤
I’ve been upgrading my physical media collection to 4K when I can, and the next one on the list was my homie’s movie. @phubar.bsky.social
October 29, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I’ve been upgrading my physical media collection to 4K when I can, and the next one on the list was my homie’s movie. @phubar.bsky.social
