Juan (Johnny) Ortiz
@johnnymortiz.bsky.social
Just a guy who wants to write creature features. Into monsters, aliens, death metal, collectibles, books, film/tv, and spooky things. IG: iamnotthejuan
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What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
-Nefarious government/corp attempts to weaponize otherworldly being
-Elite force investigates abandoned station and discovers evil afoot
-Muthafuckin’ dinosaurs
-Everyone knows martial arts for some reason fighting to techno music
-Muthafuckin’ robots
-Nefarious government/corp attempts to weaponize otherworldly being
-Elite force investigates abandoned station and discovers evil afoot
-Muthafuckin’ dinosaurs
-Everyone knows martial arts for some reason fighting to techno music
-Muthafuckin’ robots
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
-Awkward teen gets shit together
-Awkward sports team gets shit together
-Seven murderers get together, save town whose shit is not together
-Two people, whose shit is not together, meet, fall in love, break up, get shit together, get together
-Revenge
-Awkward teen gets shit together
-Awkward sports team gets shit together
-Seven murderers get together, save town whose shit is not together
-Two people, whose shit is not together, meet, fall in love, break up, get shit together, get together
-Revenge
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
- Roaring rampage of revenge
- Reluctantly, I must resume my life of violence
- On reflection, the risk assessment on our giant monster facility and/or attraction could have been more thorough
- Girl survives
- Crime but make it quirky
- Roaring rampage of revenge
- Reluctantly, I must resume my life of violence
- On reflection, the risk assessment on our giant monster facility and/or attraction could have been more thorough
- Girl survives
- Crime but make it quirky
November 18, 2025 at 12:44 PM
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
-Nefarious government/corp attempts to weaponize otherworldly being
-Elite force investigates abandoned station and discovers evil afoot
-Muthafuckin’ dinosaurs
-Everyone knows martial arts for some reason fighting to techno music
-Muthafuckin’ robots
-Nefarious government/corp attempts to weaponize otherworldly being
-Elite force investigates abandoned station and discovers evil afoot
-Muthafuckin’ dinosaurs
-Everyone knows martial arts for some reason fighting to techno music
-Muthafuckin’ robots
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You olds don't need to hear this, but to you youngbloods out there, I come to you from the future: when the news begins talking about ways to save money for the holidays, rather than getting you hyped to drown in debt buying shit, that means shit is WAY FUCKING WORSE than they are letting on.
a man in a suit is holding a lemon and says this is bad i mean bad bad
ALT: a man in a suit is holding a lemon and says this is bad i mean bad bad
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:35 AM
You olds don't need to hear this, but to you youngbloods out there, I come to you from the future: when the news begins talking about ways to save money for the holidays, rather than getting you hyped to drown in debt buying shit, that means shit is WAY FUCKING WORSE than they are letting on.
I was looking up early ‘90s tv shows that I recall enjoying as a kid but lasted a season or two, when I came across this on YouTube.
I completely forgot about M.A.N.T.I.S.! Original pilot co-created by Sam Raimi and Sam Hamm.
Reminds me of another show called SUPER FORCE.
youtu.be/gtxGhZWuY8o?...
I completely forgot about M.A.N.T.I.S.! Original pilot co-created by Sam Raimi and Sam Hamm.
Reminds me of another show called SUPER FORCE.
youtu.be/gtxGhZWuY8o?...
Classic TV Theme: M.A.N.T.I.S. (Two versions • Stereo)
YouTube video by David Gideon
youtu.be
November 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I was looking up early ‘90s tv shows that I recall enjoying as a kid but lasted a season or two, when I came across this on YouTube.
I completely forgot about M.A.N.T.I.S.! Original pilot co-created by Sam Raimi and Sam Hamm.
Reminds me of another show called SUPER FORCE.
youtu.be/gtxGhZWuY8o?...
I completely forgot about M.A.N.T.I.S.! Original pilot co-created by Sam Raimi and Sam Hamm.
Reminds me of another show called SUPER FORCE.
youtu.be/gtxGhZWuY8o?...
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People 100% steal posts and jokes and present them as their own.
AND, a lot of times, multiple people spontaneously have the exact same idea for a post/joke. We all swim in the same waters, so overlap is gonna happen.
It can be hard to parse which is which sometimes.
AND, a lot of times, multiple people spontaneously have the exact same idea for a post/joke. We all swim in the same waters, so overlap is gonna happen.
It can be hard to parse which is which sometimes.
November 16, 2025 at 9:32 PM
People 100% steal posts and jokes and present them as their own.
AND, a lot of times, multiple people spontaneously have the exact same idea for a post/joke. We all swim in the same waters, so overlap is gonna happen.
It can be hard to parse which is which sometimes.
AND, a lot of times, multiple people spontaneously have the exact same idea for a post/joke. We all swim in the same waters, so overlap is gonna happen.
It can be hard to parse which is which sometimes.
Round 3 of BADLANDS earlier and scored this leftover glassware.
November 16, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Round 3 of BADLANDS earlier and scored this leftover glassware.
This one goes out to @shannonandswift.bsky.social whose film SEND HELP releases in January. Go support it in theaters!
Cheers, my dudes.
#Lagunitas #SendHelp
Cheers, my dudes.
#Lagunitas #SendHelp
November 15, 2025 at 10:48 PM
This one goes out to @shannonandswift.bsky.social whose film SEND HELP releases in January. Go support it in theaters!
Cheers, my dudes.
#Lagunitas #SendHelp
Cheers, my dudes.
#Lagunitas #SendHelp
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New look at Rachel McAdams and Dylan O’Brien in Sam Raimi’s ‘SEND HELP’
The film follows 2 co-workers who hate each other but get stranded together on a desert island after their plane crashes.
(Source: Collider)
The film follows 2 co-workers who hate each other but get stranded together on a desert island after their plane crashes.
(Source: Collider)
November 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
New look at Rachel McAdams and Dylan O’Brien in Sam Raimi’s ‘SEND HELP’
The film follows 2 co-workers who hate each other but get stranded together on a desert island after their plane crashes.
(Source: Collider)
The film follows 2 co-workers who hate each other but get stranded together on a desert island after their plane crashes.
(Source: Collider)
My manager asked. He didn’t specify with what. 🤷🏽♂️
November 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
My manager asked. He didn’t specify with what. 🤷🏽♂️
*I vomit and shit everywhere because of how sick this made me*
Bob Iger says Disney+ will soon have AI-generated short form content from users
(Source: www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...)
(Source: www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...)
November 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
*I vomit and shit everywhere because of how sick this made me*
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New Star Wars book day!
Master of Evil from @adamchristopher.me is available today wherever books are sold!
Check out my spoiler free review on www.jammedtransmissions.com
Master of Evil from @adamchristopher.me is available today wherever books are sold!
Check out my spoiler free review on www.jammedtransmissions.com
November 11, 2025 at 12:07 PM
New Star Wars book day!
Master of Evil from @adamchristopher.me is available today wherever books are sold!
Check out my spoiler free review on www.jammedtransmissions.com
Master of Evil from @adamchristopher.me is available today wherever books are sold!
Check out my spoiler free review on www.jammedtransmissions.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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This is not a deal — it's an empty promise.
Trump and his Republican Congress are making healthcare more expensive for the middle class and ending it for working families.
Time for Democrats to stand tall for affordable healthcare. www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
Trump and his Republican Congress are making healthcare more expensive for the middle class and ending it for working families.
Time for Democrats to stand tall for affordable healthcare. www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
Senate reaches deal on ending the shutdown
Democrats are coalescing around a bipartisan agreement to fund the government.
www.politico.com
November 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
This is not a deal — it's an empty promise.
Trump and his Republican Congress are making healthcare more expensive for the middle class and ending it for working families.
Time for Democrats to stand tall for affordable healthcare. www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
Trump and his Republican Congress are making healthcare more expensive for the middle class and ending it for working families.
Time for Democrats to stand tall for affordable healthcare. www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
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The Democrats—excuse me, the cowards who caved:
Cortez Masto
Durbin
Fetterman
Hassan
Kaine
King
Rosen
Shaheen
Primary them ALL!!!
Cortez Masto
Durbin
Fetterman
Hassan
Kaine
King
Rosen
Shaheen
Primary them ALL!!!
November 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
The Democrats—excuse me, the cowards who caved:
Cortez Masto
Durbin
Fetterman
Hassan
Kaine
King
Rosen
Shaheen
Primary them ALL!!!
Cortez Masto
Durbin
Fetterman
Hassan
Kaine
King
Rosen
Shaheen
Primary them ALL!!!
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Cull the Democratic Party. Systematically chip away all the weak, corporate centrists and corrupt, gutless elected officials who refuse to fight and instead suck at the teat of the oligarchy.
November 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Cull the Democratic Party. Systematically chip away all the weak, corporate centrists and corrupt, gutless elected officials who refuse to fight and instead suck at the teat of the oligarchy.
ORPHAN$
November 9, 2025 at 11:03 PM
ORPHAN$
@danielcaseytypes.bsky.social Time for a replay! Haven’t touched this since the 360 days and figured I’d play the OG rather than the remaster.
Actually, I never finished this game. Perhaps it’s time I do.
Actually, I never finished this game. Perhaps it’s time I do.
November 9, 2025 at 5:08 PM
@danielcaseytypes.bsky.social Time for a replay! Haven’t touched this since the 360 days and figured I’d play the OG rather than the remaster.
Actually, I never finished this game. Perhaps it’s time I do.
Actually, I never finished this game. Perhaps it’s time I do.
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Obsessed with this brand and flavor.
November 8, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Obsessed with this brand and flavor.
Lots of cruelty in this world, and the Supreme Court is near the top at being the cruelest.
November 8, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Lots of cruelty in this world, and the Supreme Court is near the top at being the cruelest.
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The Trump administration is now literally *fighting* to deny food to 42 million people, more than a third of them children.
Read that again.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/06/u...
Read that again.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/06/u...
November 7, 2025 at 2:21 AM
The Trump administration is now literally *fighting* to deny food to 42 million people, more than a third of them children.
Read that again.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/06/u...
Read that again.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/06/u...
They’re passing out BADLANDS keychains at the IMAX showing!
November 7, 2025 at 12:36 AM
They’re passing out BADLANDS keychains at the IMAX showing!
A reminder that my buddy @ericheisserer.bsky.social has his book out now!
November 6, 2025 at 11:10 PM
A reminder that my buddy @ericheisserer.bsky.social has his book out now!
So nice I have to see it twice.
@shannonandswift.bsky.social I’ll also be watching out for reactions again to SEND HELP. 🤘🏽🤘🏽
@shannonandswift.bsky.social I’ll also be watching out for reactions again to SEND HELP. 🤘🏽🤘🏽
November 6, 2025 at 6:11 PM
So nice I have to see it twice.
@shannonandswift.bsky.social I’ll also be watching out for reactions again to SEND HELP. 🤘🏽🤘🏽
@shannonandswift.bsky.social I’ll also be watching out for reactions again to SEND HELP. 🤘🏽🤘🏽
@shannonandswift.bsky.social Saw PREDATOR: BADLANDS last night, and your movie came up during the previews.
It’s even more glorious on the big screen. I looked around to gauge reactions, and so many were hooked.
Guy next to me leaned to his partner and said, “This looks sick. We’re going.”
It’s even more glorious on the big screen. I looked around to gauge reactions, and so many were hooked.
Guy next to me leaned to his partner and said, “This looks sick. We’re going.”
November 6, 2025 at 1:53 PM
@shannonandswift.bsky.social Saw PREDATOR: BADLANDS last night, and your movie came up during the previews.
It’s even more glorious on the big screen. I looked around to gauge reactions, and so many were hooked.
Guy next to me leaned to his partner and said, “This looks sick. We’re going.”
It’s even more glorious on the big screen. I looked around to gauge reactions, and so many were hooked.
Guy next to me leaned to his partner and said, “This looks sick. We’re going.”
Just got out of BADLANDS. Not enough characters here to post so took a screenshot.
November 6, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Just got out of BADLANDS. Not enough characters here to post so took a screenshot.