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Liberals reacting to new Pope:
"Hmm, I dunno. Looks like he has some problematic views..."

Conservatives reacting to the new Pope:
"NOOOOOO!!! FUUUUUCK NOOO!!! NO NO NOOOO! FUUUUUUUUUIICK!!!!!"
May 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Patriots are in control
April 18, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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us government went from telling miners “learn to code” to telling coders “learn to mine” in less than ten years
This “genius” genuinely believes that healthcare budget analysts can simply be reassigned to making toasters.
April 13, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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“Never doubt a union man.” King shit.
April 5, 2025 at 7:35 PM
It's pretty astonishing how every liberal celebrity that suddenly pivots to the right ends up being a sex criminal. They see the writing on the wall and realize MAGA will always accept them with open arms.

The next time someone new comes out swinging for Trump, you'll know why.
April 5, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Hello would anyone like to be nice to me today
March 31, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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March 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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March 30, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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March 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Musk delivers devastating clap-back in new video:
Musk: I mean, have you Tim Walz, who is a huge jerk, running on stage with the Tesla stock price.. What an evil thing to do. What a creep, what a jerk. Like who derives joy from that?
March 29, 2025 at 1:39 AM
When a British person wants to eat Chinese Food, they say "Let's 'ave a Chinese, then".
March 29, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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March 28, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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something that gets brought up in the conversation about ice kidnapping students for not being pro israel enough is the govt falsely claiming they support hamas. i want to make something very clear. supporting hamas is not a deportable offense. it absolutely falls under 1a.
March 28, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Not the biggest Ubisoft fan, but their strategy of not backing down even one iota is completely working for them. The game is a huge hit but it probably wouldn't be if they'd kowtowed to the reactionaries like Disney and Co. have been doing.
i’m losing it
March 27, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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Norwegian files complaint after ChatGPT falsely said he had murdered his children
Norwegian files complaint after ChatGPT falsely said he had murdered his children
Arve Hjalmar Holmen, who has never been accused of or convicted of a crime, says chatbot’s response to prompt was defamatory
www.theguardian.com
March 21, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Boyscouts either had the most annoying people you've ever met or the coolest giving dude you could imagine in it. No one normal
March 19, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Am I just an unloveable loser or is "hanging out" illegal in the year 2025?
March 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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March 17, 2025 at 12:00 AM
ABSOLUTELY not lol
March 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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March 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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March 10, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I think we might have to admit that this is not an ideological thing for him and that he just really craves attention.
This guy will not rest until there is a mental disorder named after him.
March 9, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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March 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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with all due respect i dont have a lot of patience for this sticker, lol. on my first tv job i got into the same argument with my head writer about why elon was a piece of shit many times, cited why, and was just ignored. because the mf liked his tesla. do your research
Tesla owners are stuck in a hell of their own making:

aftermath.site/tesla-owner-mu...
March 7, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Rewatching Daredevil and it's kind of a bummer how bad the actor for Foggy is. He's a great character and has plenty of amazing lines, but the performance just suuuucks
March 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM