phillyjohn
@johnneuman.bsky.social
Educator, theater geek, nerd, novitiate Magic: the Gathering player. Twitter ex-pat.
It's a good thing we know that JD Vance is a cynical liar who has no real beliefs. Otherwise the only conclusion would be that he is an absolutely massive fucking moron.
December 16, 2025 at 12:16 PM
It's a good thing we know that JD Vance is a cynical liar who has no real beliefs. Otherwise the only conclusion would be that he is an absolutely massive fucking moron.
Compromised SCOTUS.
December 5, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Compromised SCOTUS.
Who is your favorite boros creature and why is it Ember heart Challenger?
November 26, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Who is your favorite boros creature and why is it Ember heart Challenger?
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guy who named the different states in the USA:
i want a new jersey so bad ive been rockin the same old one for a hot minute
November 18, 2025 at 5:42 AM
guy who named the different states in the USA:
When I'm in a snatching defeat from the jaws of victory contest and my opponents are mainstream Democrats.
i just realized what hes describing here is a fundraising email, they sold us out for for the promise of dope ass fundraising emails
Kaine on why he thinks just getting a vote on healthcare is a win: "We're the minority party, but everybody will get to see who is standing for them when it comes to lowering their healthcare costs"
November 12, 2025 at 2:58 PM
When I'm in a snatching defeat from the jaws of victory contest and my opponents are mainstream Democrats.
So is it all time for us to finally admit that Chuck Schumer has to go?
November 10, 2025 at 12:16 PM
So is it all time for us to finally admit that Chuck Schumer has to go?
Johnathan Greenblatt is an islamaphobic clown.
November 8, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Johnathan Greenblatt is an islamaphobic clown.
Leathery, leathery whip, colorless artifact.
When leathery, leathery whip enters, exile target cow. When a creature equips leathery, leathery whip, return the cow to the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it.
When leathery, leathery whip enters, exile target cow. When a creature equips leathery, leathery whip, return the cow to the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it.
Magic: the Gathering should partner with Weebls Stuff to put like, Badgers and Magical Trevor, Narwhals, etc. on Magic cards. I would instantly become a Magic guy. You fucking know this is a good idea, Wizards of the Coast. Fucking do it, cowards.
November 7, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Leathery, leathery whip, colorless artifact.
When leathery, leathery whip enters, exile target cow. When a creature equips leathery, leathery whip, return the cow to the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it.
When leathery, leathery whip enters, exile target cow. When a creature equips leathery, leathery whip, return the cow to the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it.
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Magic: the Gathering should partner with Weebls Stuff to put like, Badgers and Magical Trevor, Narwhals, etc. on Magic cards. I would instantly become a Magic guy. You fucking know this is a good idea, Wizards of the Coast. Fucking do it, cowards.
November 6, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Magic: the Gathering should partner with Weebls Stuff to put like, Badgers and Magical Trevor, Narwhals, etc. on Magic cards. I would instantly become a Magic guy. You fucking know this is a good idea, Wizards of the Coast. Fucking do it, cowards.
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woaw 2026 is looking so good for Magic !!!
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November 7, 2025 at 2:35 AM
woaw 2026 is looking so good for Magic !!!
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I'm a simple man. I see an owl on a magic card, I repost.
Soaring Lightbringer - Duskmourn: House of Horror Commander.
Art by Michele Giorgi.
Art by Michele Giorgi.
November 7, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I'm a simple man. I see an owl on a magic card, I repost.
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Early Harvest (Ninth Edition)
Artist: Heather Hudson
"Earth's increase, foison plenty,
Barns and garners never empty:
Vines with clust'ring bunches growing;
Plants with goodly burden bowing."
—William Shakespeare, *The Tempest*
#magicthegathering #mtg
Artist: Heather Hudson
"Earth's increase, foison plenty,
Barns and garners never empty:
Vines with clust'ring bunches growing;
Plants with goodly burden bowing."
—William Shakespeare, *The Tempest*
#magicthegathering #mtg
November 7, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Early Harvest (Ninth Edition)
Artist: Heather Hudson
"Earth's increase, foison plenty,
Barns and garners never empty:
Vines with clust'ring bunches growing;
Plants with goodly burden bowing."
—William Shakespeare, *The Tempest*
#magicthegathering #mtg
Artist: Heather Hudson
"Earth's increase, foison plenty,
Barns and garners never empty:
Vines with clust'ring bunches growing;
Plants with goodly burden bowing."
—William Shakespeare, *The Tempest*
#magicthegathering #mtg
It is extremely funny to me that this popped up in my magic the gathering feed because if you took out the screenshot it could absolutely be a tweet about magic the gathering.
November 7, 2025 at 3:58 PM
It is extremely funny to me that this popped up in my magic the gathering feed because if you took out the screenshot it could absolutely be a tweet about magic the gathering.
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I cant wait for the Star Trek Magic the Gathering set to have a bonus sheet of screen grabs from the TV show in 480p, filmed on VHS, no retouching, and reprints of $70 commander staples. Neelix cooking as Chrome Mox. Quark playing Tongo as Rhystic Study. Isn't Magic great...?
November 7, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I cant wait for the Star Trek Magic the Gathering set to have a bonus sheet of screen grabs from the TV show in 480p, filmed on VHS, no retouching, and reprints of $70 commander staples. Neelix cooking as Chrome Mox. Quark playing Tongo as Rhystic Study. Isn't Magic great...?
*internal screaming in American*
Kath: wotcha got there ya great hunka spunk?
Kel, triumphantly setting two buckets of electricity down on the drive: Went to the Lecky Stand after work, they were just handing them out.
Sharon: If it's free Mrs D can I borrow some?
Kim: SHARON YOU KNOI OI NEED IT FOR MOI JOI AITCH DOYS
Kel, triumphantly setting two buckets of electricity down on the drive: Went to the Lecky Stand after work, they were just handing them out.
Sharon: If it's free Mrs D can I borrow some?
Kim: SHARON YOU KNOI OI NEED IT FOR MOI JOI AITCH DOYS
Australia has so much electricity from solar power that it is going to start offering free electricity to everyone for at least three hours during the day as the wholesale price of power goes negative
electrek.co/2025/11/04/a...
electrek.co/2025/11/04/a...
November 7, 2025 at 3:52 AM
*internal screaming in American*
Wow, seriously?
Wait...Wotc did it again?
They did it again!
They did it again!
lmao
November 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Wow, seriously?
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Bloomburrow was literally the last MtG booster I purchased. it was like $3.50 for a normal pack. Someone traded me a Booster for some cards today. It was $6! For Tarkir Dragonstorm! WTAF!
Why is a basic booster $6! what more am I getting in this that I'm not getting in a BLB pack? More Cardboard?
Why is a basic booster $6! what more am I getting in this that I'm not getting in a BLB pack? More Cardboard?
November 6, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Bloomburrow was literally the last MtG booster I purchased. it was like $3.50 for a normal pack. Someone traded me a Booster for some cards today. It was $6! For Tarkir Dragonstorm! WTAF!
Why is a basic booster $6! what more am I getting in this that I'm not getting in a BLB pack? More Cardboard?
Why is a basic booster $6! what more am I getting in this that I'm not getting in a BLB pack? More Cardboard?
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literally who asked for this
November 5, 2025 at 11:52 PM
literally who asked for this
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Planeswalkers upon discovering New Phyrexia
Holy shit that plane
November 4, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Planeswalkers upon discovering New Phyrexia
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You can like the cardboard and the stuff printed on the it and realize Secret Lairs are a combination of weaponized FOMO and unsustainable hypercapitalistic tendencies where WOTC just gets to print money for free. You can draw a straight line from the TWD secret lair and the state of Standard.
November 3, 2025 at 8:15 PM
You can like the cardboard and the stuff printed on the it and realize Secret Lairs are a combination of weaponized FOMO and unsustainable hypercapitalistic tendencies where WOTC just gets to print money for free. You can draw a straight line from the TWD secret lair and the state of Standard.
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Secret lairs have been a scam from the get go and you guys keep falling for them
November 3, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Secret lairs have been a scam from the get go and you guys keep falling for them
I think the one property that could coax me back to buying a universes beyond set would be if WOTC produced a Tales of Earthsea set. The naming magic mechanics and world itself would be a great seamless blend into the existing planes.
November 3, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I think the one property that could coax me back to buying a universes beyond set would be if WOTC produced a Tales of Earthsea set. The naming magic mechanics and world itself would be a great seamless blend into the existing planes.
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With funding for US Food Assistance programs running out, I'm giving away one Edge of Eternities Booster Box to a random entrant who has donated to a local food pantry. The winner and four runners up will also get a copy of the Magic Cookbook.
See rules in next posts. Closes at midnight on 11/3.
See rules in next posts. Closes at midnight on 11/3.
October 29, 2025 at 1:40 PM
With funding for US Food Assistance programs running out, I'm giving away one Edge of Eternities Booster Box to a random entrant who has donated to a local food pantry. The winner and four runners up will also get a copy of the Magic Cookbook.
See rules in next posts. Closes at midnight on 11/3.
See rules in next posts. Closes at midnight on 11/3.
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Early Winter (Bloomburrow)
Artist: Andrew Mar
The climate changed and the world suffered.
#magicthegathering #mtg
Artist: Andrew Mar
The climate changed and the world suffered.
#magicthegathering #mtg
November 3, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Early Winter (Bloomburrow)
Artist: Andrew Mar
The climate changed and the world suffered.
#magicthegathering #mtg
Artist: Andrew Mar
The climate changed and the world suffered.
#magicthegathering #mtg
Andrew Cuomo's continued insistence on making the NY mayoral race about who does and who does not support Israel:
November 3, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Andrew Cuomo's continued insistence on making the NY mayoral race about who does and who does not support Israel: