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runaway american dream.
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I know it's late. We can make it if we run.
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When our great grandchildren look back at this moment in history, they will say we were a bunch of fucking idiots.
December 10, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I went with the aviators.

(Getting old is so weird.)
Reaching that age where every man has to make an important choice: Tom Clancy aviators or weird little gnome guy glasses
December 10, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I made these.
December 8, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I made these.
December 8, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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"The electricity sector is now the largest energy employer, surpassing fuel supply for the first time, as the Age of Electricity gathers pace."
www.iea.org/reports/worl...
Executive summary – World Energy Employment 2025 – Analysis - IEA
World Energy Employment 2025 - Analysis and key findings. A report by the International Energy Agency.
www.iea.org
December 5, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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The peer-reviewed methodology of the International Monetary Fund puts the pollute-for-free subsidy of fossil fuel — in the United States alone — at $700 billion dollars per year. That’s a lot of liability they’re hiding from.
thehill.com
December 5, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Everyone thinks they have the best dog, and none of them are wrong.
December 4, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Apple music says I'm in the top 100 club for listening to The Hold Steady.
December 4, 2025 at 3:03 PM
In the end only the girls know the whole truth.
In the end i bet no one learns a lesson. - THS
December 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Man at the dog park: Who’s a good girl?
WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL????
Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand* 🥹
December 2, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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well they blew up the chicken man in philly late last night
they egged his house, too
December 1, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Just to understand the concept of a trillion.

1 million minutes ago it was October 21, 2023.

A billion minutes ago it was
114 CE.

A trillion minutes ago it was
1,900,114 BCE
November 28, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Our guests for this Thanksgiving are two teacup long haired dachshunds named Rosy & Duke.
November 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Charlie Brown.
First snowstorm of the winter in Minneapolis
November 26, 2025 at 5:11 AM
It's my fault. I'll take all the blame.
November 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
blowhard/blowharder/blowhardest.
November 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I've caught up with today's football so I can resume my scrolling.
November 24, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Benard Taylor is running against that pedo-loving, insider trading, carpetbagger, Brian Mast. 'Bout time we got a real candidate.
Bernard Taylor stopped by during our conversation with Chadrick Mance to talk about community, representation, and the power of showing up.

Catch our full interview with Bernard Taylor’s TOMORROW at 10am EST/7am PT.🎙️Bourbon of Proof with with Special Guest Chadrick Mance | November 2025
November 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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A biblically accurate Stratocaster
November 15, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Everyone should go & listen to I'm Your Puppet now.
Musician & songwriter Dan Penn is one of the many who put Muscle Shoals, Alabama on the musical map. Penn (born today in 1941) has cowritten many classics, such as: “Let’s Do It Over” “The Dark End of the Street” “It Tears Me Up” “I’m Your Puppet” & “Do Right Woman, Do Right Man”
November 16, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I've had a dog in my life for the last 25 years & they've been my best 25 years.
November 16, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I wanna know who the girl in the pink pajamas is in Weapons. She's the best runner in the beginning & gets a starring cameo in the ending sequence!
November 14, 2025 at 10:00 PM
love/hurts.
November 11, 2025 at 2:46 AM